Monday, February 13, 2012

Pete Doherty Has Another Child


A woman voluntarily had unprotected sex with Pete Doherty. To me that is crazy and dangerous. Apparently during one of these unprotected encounters the woman got pregnant and now Pete Doherty has a six week old girl. Lindi Hingston is South African and fairly attractive which makes her decision to have sex with Pete all the more surprising but does prove the adage that musicians can be the ugliest creatures on the planet and they will still get anyone. I really should have listened to my mother and kept up with the recorder. Back in 2007, Hingston won a ton of money from The News Of The World when they could not prove she had sex with Doherty after claiming she had. Well, if they were still around they could do so now.

15 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

How many is this for him?

He's like the British Lil Wayne. Fucked up teeth and all.

nolachickee said...

@Vicki Cupper - you're on a roll today!!! British Lil Wayne!

Seriously, someone should capture this animal and study him in a lab. Use him to find cures for stds, addictions, and anything else fucked up about mankind.

But before the studying begins, neuter him.

Rose said...

He looks like he would smell of rotten eggs and urine.

Vicki Cupper said...

He should smell like that, but you know it's worse. Much, much worse.

bits of moxy said...

I would rather be skinned alive then have that with that mouth ever get within feet of me. Magic dick or not - I just don't get it.

libby said...

Shouldn't there be a public health RED ALERT every time this guy has unprotected sex? Never mind the babies---Folks need to know every time he unzips.

Cindy said...

recorder, lol

__-__=__ said...

That must have been when News of the World was wire tapping the phones, no?

Seachica said...

__-__ That's what I think. NotW probably couldn't prove it because their proof was illegal.

Ugh, now I'm stuck on imagining what the voice mail was that told NotW that they had had sex. Must scrub my brain with bleach.

EmEyeKay said...

Recorder! That brings back some memories...

Sylvia said...

Pete Doherty is so gross. Don't understand how he is still alive with all the drugs he does. And don't understand how a woman can be soooo stupid to even have sex with him.

Tempestuous Grape said...

This reminds me of the crazy dream I had last night that I had sex with Pauly D from Jersey Shore and I specifically remember thinking "I can't believe we're not using a condom"...it was so bizarre.

ardleigh said...

EWWW...JUST EWWWWWWWW! I shudder at the thought of anyone touching him without a biohazard suit and a ten foot pole.

Brenda Love said...

Good luck scoring that child support, sweetie

lutefisk said...

I can't imagine any child he fathered not having developmental issues. There is no way he is dealing with healthy sperm.