Thursday, February 16, 2012

Random Photos Part Three

When moms dress up like their beauty pageant kids. Umm, the one on the left. What is in her mouth? That whole thing looks way too S&M for me.
She doesn't smile, but Victoria Beckham does play with David Beckham's balls.
Katie Holmes after dance class.
If AnnaLynne McCord could act like this while playing a character she might actually be good.
Brooke Mueller emerges from rehab to go work out.
Coco does the robot.
Elisabetta Canalis got a job.
Evan Rachel Wood on the set of her movie.
Jennifer Lopez gets groped be her guy.

48 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

Ugh, I can't stand those little girl beauty pageants and their gross moms. Nasty.

Brooke always looks too good to be a crack head.

cheesegrater15 said...

Jabba looks good in pink. Nice to see he's embracing his feminine side.

Bonheur said...

LOL - Vicki Cupper! I was thinking "Jabba? Jabba? where's Jabba?" A little slow - but I got it. lol Totally agree, btw.

Seachica said...

Brooke hasn't looked that good in ages. She is glowing.

I love the Victoria neck ham photo. Looks like something I would do as a laugh.

Argh, dumb auto correct. I will leave it, because it's funny

luvgossip said...

Vicki Cupper - You are awesome! Jabba....

Del Riser said...

Holy sh*t what a train wreck! All of this toddler crap is just wrong on soooo many levels.

OMG does Victoria have a sense of humor?

I like Katie, will be happy for her when her contract is up. From what I saw on SYTYCD though, she needs lots more dance classes. She does have lovely legs.

AnnaLynne looks very piranha-ish here.

JLo is an idiot.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

That first pic looks like a still from a John Waters movie. I wish John Waters would make another movie soon.

Geez, Brooke looks good. Even *gasp* attractive. Though the being in rehab two dozen times during her life is a bit of a turn off.

This awards season must be hell for Elisabetta. Knowing Stacey gets to attend the Oscars while she stays in picking scabs off of Steve-O. Just pure hell.

Casper looks happy with JLo. Must have been allowance day.

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Anonymous said...

OMGOMGOMGOMG it's Honey Boo-Boo Child! My day is complete.

Layna Day said...

The mom/daughter second from the left are kind of cute. The Lady Gaga mom looks decent. The rest? Eh.

Victoria has a pretty good sense of humor. When they were looking at houses in LA, they visited Lionel Richie's old place. She made some joke about dancing on the ceiling. She' pretty funny.

Jennifer is going to regret this time in her life. Messing around with that young piece. He's not even that good looking. She can't be that hard up for some.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Oh good lord, nooooooooooo, make it stop!!! That first picture is a fucking nightmare, man.

LeeLee said...

A pose that hides JLo's boyfriends face is the smart way to go.

lzahart said...

Think VB is really funny now, never once thought she had a sense of humor-- and @anita notice the shoes again!

MnGddess said...

Really Jennifer? Really?

She looks like a mom being lovingly caressed by her son. EWWW.

EmEyeKay said...

That's Kevin from The Office in drag in the top pic :) someone on another site pointed out the resemblance, they're RIGHT.

Maja With a J said...

MY MAMA MUST BE CUH-RAZy IF SHE THINKS SHE CAN COMPETE WITH ME, HONEY BOO BOO CHILD!!!

XCentric said...

The pageant mom second from the right reminds me of Mimi from The Drew Carey Show :)

NernersHuman said...

Victoria has always said she's insecure about her teeth, which is why she doesn't smile in public.

RJ said...

XCentric, I thought the same thing!!! Those poor kids.

MISCH said...

Oh JLo you make me want to vomit...

Sylvia said...

I don't know to me Elisabetta always seem trashy to me.

JLo sorry to say that pic is not that great.

Anonymous said...

@Iza, I sees them! I'm got a tamer, black patent leather pair on right now. The platform on those shoes is just too high. I like Elisabetta's shoes.

AnnaLynn McCord looks like a pretty Alien.

That honey booboo chile... I know it's wrong but... it's illegal to write down what I would like to do to that child. That misguided arrogance is infuriating. Of course S&M mom and daughter is all class.

YourNameHere said...

@EmEyeKay I am dead cremated and put up on the mantel over your comment. I love Kevin and I love the episode when he said "my nickname in high school was the kool aid man" and he makes that face.

StanleyRoper said...

Please Brooke, work your program this time and stay clean...otherwise your kids will be following in your footsteps one day. I hope not, but, come on, this is Hollywood and those kids have it hard enough.

GSDlover said...

That first picture is truly awful!

JLo's picture= Fail

lzahart said...

@anita I'm with you on Elisabetta's shoes, though I would not wear them the same way... and the dress is not working for me at all. Plus wtf is her job, hosting something in Vegas?? She looks kind of busted in the face now.

Rose said...

Yikes that is a manly photo of Elisabetta. I adore Victoria. Her lack of smile in photos has nothing to do with her sense of humor. Spice World will always make me laugh.

Anonymous said...

To look at Coco I would think she is a complete b**ch, but from what I've read of her or seen on their show, she seems like such a sweet person. Am I wrong?

Mango said...

@XCentric - My first thought, too!

Holy crap, CoCo is STACKED.

I guess Jlo and her piece were going for something noir-ish and artsy. EPIC FAIL.

Sherry said...

Yes Coco's chest is far too large. Lordamighty!

Astrid said...

Jason B E- As much as I love Crybaby and Serial Mom, I really want John Waters to make another Polyester or Desperate Living. How the world is now, it is like his early films could be documentaries.

msgirl said...

I've heard Coco is very very sweet. Even Michael K seems to say that.

I saw a video of VB with 2 kids interviewing her, she has a great sense of humor.

Mel said...

From what video I've seen of her, Victoria seems hilariously funny, and such a good sport. She's totally self-deprecating and knows exactly what her image is.

And I also think Coco is a sweetheart. I check out her Twitter page sometimes, and she is very kind to everyone. I remember, a woman once wrote to her to tell her what a stunning figure she had and dogged some other celebrity (can't remember which one, but someone known for being skin and bones). And she said something like, "Oh, I think she's gorgeous. We should celebrate that every woman's figure is different." I thought that was a classy remark, and it seemed sincere.

Can't stand Elisabetta, and that arm-band tattoo makes me stabby.

Kevin Malone the Female Version is certainly mockable, but I just can't bring myself to make fun of someone so pitiful. (Although, I guess I just did. Oops.)

Mel said...

One more thing: What an asshole Jennifer Lopez is.

heatherlynn said...

I hate myself for loving honey boo boo child.....but seriously, search alanna and toddlers and tiaras on YouTube. You won't be sorry.

heatherlynn said...

I hate myself for loving honey boo boo child.....but seriously, search alanna and toddlers and tiaras on YouTube. You won't be sorry.

heatherlynn said...

I hate myself for loving honey boo boo child.....but seriously, search alanna and toddlers and tiaras on YouTube. You won't be sorry.

heatherlynn said...

I hate myself for loving honey boo boo child.....but seriously, search alanna and toddlers and tiaras on YouTube. You won't be sorry.

EmEyeKay said...

@YourNameHere - that was HILARIOUS and one of my favorite Kevin moments!

I can't find the page I saw this on, they had a picture of him, making the same face, next to the picture of the pageant mom. It was awesome.

parissucksliterally said...

DelRiser, you think Katie's legs are lovely/ She has one of the worst sets of legs in Hollywood! They look like stakes!

Del Riser said...

@parissucksleterally, when I saw her on SYTYCD she had a defined calf, nice ankles and an altogether nice set of legs. Maybe we have different taste in legs. I think Britney Spears has nice legs when she is toned up, and I think Renee Zellweger has a great set of legs.

Rickatoo said...

@NernersHuman said...
Victoria has always said she's insecure about her teeth, which is why she doesn't smile in public.

I've never heard that, but can accept it. There's no excuse for the joyless soul-sucking eyes...

Henriette said...

@Mel
I like Coco too! It really surprised me, but she is very sweet and sincere. I don't get any fakeness from her. I saw her show on E, and I was really surprised by her.

parissucksliterally said...

DelRiser, yes, we have different taste for sure.

I do agree about Zellwegger, but I think Britney has stumps (nice thighs though), and Katie's are just shapeless.

I am a long and lean leg lover. :)

Anonymous said...

Katie has cankles. Bitchy to say but it's true. I love Cameron Diaz's legs.

Robert said...

Never underestimate the power of Go-Go Juice!

Lelaina Pierce said...

I'm dying at whoever pointed out that one mom looking like Kevin!!! So true! The moms on the pageant/dance shows make me stabby.

I think ALM is the best one on BH9er! ;)

I haven't seen much of Ice Loves Coco but I'm pretty sure I'd be friends with her IRL before any of the Housewives. Or Snooki/JWowwwww

I don't understand the point of the JLo pic??

hunter said...

@Del Riser - Katie? Great legs? No she doesn't you're crazy

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