Friday, February 24, 2012

Robbery By Sudden Snatching


Sometimes I love the descriptions of crimes. Mopery. Exposing yourself to a blind person. Forget just robbery or armed robbery. How about robbery by sudden snatching. It is when some guy runs up to you and steals your bag. It used to be called a mugging but they gave that a different definition now. Anyway, robbery by sudden snatching is what Chris Brown will hopefully be charged with in Miami after he suddenly snatched an iPhone from a woman who was attempting to take his photo at 4am outside a club. The thing is he was already in his car, rolled down the window, pulled up next to the woman who he referred to as a b**ch and snatched the phone from her hand. I'm sure all the Chris Brown supporters will just say she is so lucky that he took his phone and that he can have their phone too and that she was so lucky he spoke to her and they can call him b**ch all day too while he uses their face as a punching bag.

37 comments:

ghost said...

He is such a disgusting piece of shit. And yeah, I'm sure CB and his moronic fans will find a way to whine and make CB out to be the victim in all this.

He was a douche when I met him briefly. Glad I didn't put up with his shit. More people need to follow suit.

He has zero redeeming qualities. Zero.

BigMama said...

With all I have, I hope he has to appear before a judge and I hope the judge is a father of a teenage daughter, and I additionally hope the teenager is one of those nitwits who thinks he is cool and her father wants to prove a point. *fingers crossed*

__-__=__ said...

Bwahahahaaha! Lock this trick up stat!!

RenoBlondee said...

This filth is going to implode so bad one day.........

Brenda Love said...

And now I betcha that girl doesn't like him any more. Be careful, Chris...you need every fan you can get.

Mango said...

@ ghost - I want to know more!

gracehatter said...

Dude is an idiot...sweet move while on probation knucklehead!

Karmen said...

ghost - You are awesome for not putting up with his shit. Tell us more!!

AliB936 said...

He just needs to stay indoors, and get some anger management and log his ass off of twitter. The phrase out of control doesn't even do him justice.

kltx said...

Not sure I find it believable. Hopefully he is not this stupid. (okay i know he is)

Rose said...

Does he have a mother?

kltx said...

@Rose, yes and she has a twitter or facebook account too (that she uses).

selenakyle said...

Him mother probably spent her own fair amount of time being a punching bag.

Regardless, what I am waiting to read about is HIM being punched hard in that smug face.

crila16 said...

Thank you Ghost. I couldn't have said it any better myself. Please tell us more about meeting the prick.

I just want to know, who are the fans out there that are supporting him? Are there really that many people out there that think he's wonderful and can overlook his actions? I've personally never met anyone that likes him who doesn't think he's a waste of space.

The Flower Girl said...

ugh!

EmEyeKay said...

@crila16, there are few celebs I'd like to see go down more than CB. Not a fan. But remember a week ago or so when all those teenage girls tweeted that he could punch them anytime? I think that's your answer.

ghost said...

@Mango, @Karmen-

I'm the manager who sent Enty the blind about Chris Brown being a douche in my store, while at the Kenwood mall in Cincinnati... I called him out on his shit and told him I didn't give a shit who he was, I don't tolerate ANYONE being disrespectful to myself, my employees, or my store. He is just as big a prick as you think he is, trust me.

Dani said...

*standing ovation for ghost*

Karma bites him back in 3...2...

__-__=__ said...

Thank you ghost! For your actions, and the story.

flip said...

I hope the douches who invited him to perform at the Grammy awards will issue a public mea culpa after he ends up in prison for violating probation. They need to do this so the naive teens who are still fans can see grown ups make mistakes and own it and apologize and try to learn from it. Idiot losers continue to mess up and don't take responsibility end up in prison.

timebob said...

I am giddy over this story. According to TMZ if he gets charged LA DA is going to get him on a parole violation and he could be looking at actual jail time. Well LA jail time, which is nothing but still. It will mess up his world.

@Ghost, you rock!

Del Riser said...

@Ghost, my Hero!

I hope the girl presses theft charges and the DA does what he should do, throw the arrogant ass in jail.

SusanB said...

@Ghost - wish I lived in Baltimore - I'd visit your store!

Nosey Parker said...

ITA - *standing ovation for ghost*

The Bitch Next Door said...

Caution racist comment to follow:
You can take the boy out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the ass hole. I only hope he does time & is raped in prison. Too harsh !? Nah....

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

I hope she had the locator app on her phone and was sending her phone messages like 'Oh snap, dumbass! Looks like you just broke your probation,' etc.

surfer said...

Good for you, Ghost.

Read in the Miami Herald where a police officer was quoted (anonymously, of course) - he said that if the state attorney charges him, he will get very little time for the "snatch," but will do time for the probation violation.

I hope they throw him in the clink and we're spared his antics, even if it isn't for too long.

feraltart said...

Well done Ghost! Standing ovation all the way from Australia, where someone is hammering at 8:10am on a Saturday morning.

Jason B E said...

Now I'm glad Chris won that Grammy and the recording industry decided to lick his ass for one night because when you get you're ego blown up like that you feel like your untouchable and then you start to behave in assholic ways that you normally wouldn't. Especially when you are still on probation. Duh-Duh-Duhnn. Oh I would just love it if Chris was somewhere right now pissing his little pants at the thought of having to go to prison for violating probation over this.

Ghost - you are the CDAN rock star of the day.

sens said...

Long time lurker, first time poster. Bravo, ghost! *applauds*

ghost said...

*blushes*

Thanks guys, but all I did was what I think any of us would do when faced with an incouragable asshole who needed to be put in his place! :)

Mooshki said...

Bitch, could you please take your bigotry and disgusting pro-rape attitude and shove it where the sun don't shine?

God, I hope he gets some jail time over this. And not just the usual celebrity 3-hour turnaround deal.

MadLyb said...

I was going to express my usual outrage at reading any story with the name "Chris Brown" in it, but he's not worth it. Bad publicity is still publicity, and he's getting plenty. It's hard to have sympathy for any gal who'd want to take his picture. And if Rhianna is really getting back with him, then good luck to her. I hope she has good insurance and a prepaid funeral plan.

surfer said...

Also, do you realize how close this girl must have been to the car, if he was able to reach out and "snatch" her phone? Maybe this incident will help show his fans that he really doesn't care about them after all.

Maja. With a J. said...

Ghost, you are awesome! I am hi fiving you from Canada *L*.

ardleigh said...

@ GHOST-- You are my hero!

As for King Asshat,Is it wrong to hope Karma bites him in the ass in jail?? I hope he gets the kind of beatdown he gave RiRi.

shehlaS said...

What timebomb said, I'm giddy giddy giddy and hoping he gets charged then appropriately shafted!