Friday, February 10, 2012

Taylor Swift Has Really Bad Luck With Guys


Taylor Swift has already said that her next album is just about finished and of course it will be a tribute to the disaster that was her relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. Now comes news that Taylor recently got dumped by Eddie Redmayne. Eddie is not from the US, so probably does not know that you never dump Taylor. If she dumps you then it is all good and you can probably go song free, but if you dump her, then you are in serious trouble and the entire world will know what you did. In this case, it appears that Eddie was willing to have a relationship of convenience. They met during auditions for Les Mis, had some fun and he thought Taylor would be coming to London to film so had her over to his place in London for some more fun and when she did not get the role, dumped her and moved on. This is not to say that he was exclusive with Taylor. She thinks he was, but he was seeing other people and if Taylor had stayed with him longer, she probably would have discovered it. Better to get out fast.

32 comments:

Ms Cool said...

What else would she write her songs about if she didn't have some drama with the dudes?

BigMama said...

This nit wit needs to stop ready romance novels, watching lifetime, and listening to old Olivia Newton John songs and get with reality. She is in an industry that will eventually eat her alive. Does she seriously fall in love with every guy that says "hey, how you doin?" Cause it sure seems that way.

Or, she is an excellent beard and is laughing up her sleave at us all. In which case, I ask that she gets a new act cause this one is getting old.

crila16 said...

Maybe she should stop dating gay guys and her luck may change.

Ms Cool said...

@BigMama - you said it.

parissucksliterally said...

she seems very needy/clingy/insecure.
No wonder she gets dumped a lot.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Hello common denominator, Taylor Swift.

MadLyb said...

@crila16 - LOL!

I think the short version is, she doesn't put out (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Jasmine said...

Lately, everytime I see her picture Im weirded out.

If Sleeping Beauty and a Japanese Anime character fucked, she would be the result.
I'm half convinced if you touched her she'd crinkle her eyes up and giggle like an elmo doll. So Im obviously too terrifyed of her to make any snarky comments on her dating life.

Vicki Cupper said...

Madlyb, if she doesn't put out then you'd think all the gay guys she dates would stick around longer.

Kinda makes me feel all warm and tingly that a stick insect such as herself can't get a relationship, either.

BigMama said...

@Ms Cool - your picture is adorable

Lila said...

I don't think Taylor has had one real relationship, they have all been for PR so that she can maintain her "I write my own songs about my own life experiences" crap.

Ms Cool said...

@BigMama - Thanks. I did that for my son's valentines this year and he nixed it (he is a big third grader now!). So I had to use it somewhere LOL. Our new valentine includes star wars legos.

Ms Cool said...

@Sue Ellen - Good one!

hairydawg said...

I second what Jasmine said!

feraltart said...

Jasmine, that was so funny.

Christiane said...

I wonder what 'dumped' means in the Swift lexicon. Two dates at the coffeehouse, the guy doesn't call back (he was busy smooching other guys?), and BOOM, a moneymaking song is born?

HannahPalindrome said...

Crila16 made me laugh...

I think she's probably very immature, so the boys run after they have their fun.
Looks can only get you so many dates.

HannahPalindrome said...

Crila16 made me laugh...

I think she's probably very immature, so the boys run after they have their fun.
Looks can only get you so many dates.

Jessie said...

I thought Redmayne and Emma Watson were together. Oh Eddie, you're a little less perfect now you've been with Swift. Gross.

pilly said...

One more bad break up for her and she'll be dating Rosie next!

MILDRED PIERCE said...

@Crila16- That's cause she gay too.

Snakeoiler said...

When did she go into show business? She seems as if she is in an arrested adolescence, the way that every guy she dates is her soulmate. Geez, even the gay ones.

Please, go back to Reading, and live your teenagehood.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

LoL @crila & @jasmine!

I can't even make a comment now, I'm laughing too hard.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

(^other than that one & this one, obviously.)

KellyLynn said...

I just think she's young and keeps a busy schedule. She has plenty of time to meet a good guy, but hanging around celebrity functions isn't going to find her one. Until she can get the hell out of Hollywood (and probably until she reaches an age where she can attract and is attracted to a more mature man), she might as well get some use out of the bad relationships.

Sherry said...

I think Taylor is a sweet naive girl who wears her heart on her sleeve much like Chestica Simpson. I don't see her as needy as JLH but she never really had time to learn about real boys and all she runs into are industry assholes. Maybe if she a) did NOT choose a gay man or b) someone famous she would have more luck. And she should never act again. She's worse than Madonna.

pesky808 said...

She needs to find some new material. Heartbreak, heartbreak, heartbreak...BORING.

annab said...

Disaster relationship with Jake G.? That was the worst attempted bearding showmance ever. Has Taylor ever actually had a real boyfriend. Some of her past "boyfriends" were Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal-seems like Taylor is a professional beard. I even seriously doubt that John Mayer slept with here. What she have an ice cream date and a coffee date with this guy? Girl acts and speaks like a 16 year old cheerleader waiting to go to the prom. Can she go away already.

Selock said...

She has great luck with dresses...fair trade!

Srsly tho, this one is adorable...

lutefisk said...

I love her dress. Not on her though.

ardleigh said...

I wonder if Jakey is sweating it right now. When her new songs are:

1)I dated a guy who dates guys

2)Our love was a big Showmance

3)The trouble with dating Toothy

lunabelle said...

How old is she? He songs remind me of teenage angst so i assumed a sheltered 17?