Saturday, February 04, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

Whoever said a woman scorned is the thing to fear never met Veronica Bee-Stings! 'Cause, baby, it is our experience that a woman in love is far more dangerous!

Like the time Veronica was all smitten with that married dude, or the more available (but still shady) guy she had before him, the one she got the boob job for.

So, what's Veronica doing for her latest love?

Pretending none of the others ever existed.

Really, it's like she's Britney Spears or something getting some Vegas marriage annulled!

Veronica is so into her latest man—admittedly a catch of a guy who's possibly worth rewriting your past love life over—she's busy telling friends not to tell the current guy nothing much of anything went down with all those past loves of hers.

And, trust us, there are many, many past amorous hook-ups for VBS—and not all of them just to get acting roles, either. Some were actually just for fun!

But there's something about this new dude VBS has landed that doesn't—how shall we put this?—doesn't really click with reality. Or perhaps he chooses not to see things as they are because the nookie's so good?

Oh, yeah, that's it: completely forgot New Dude is still so steaming from his last nookie sitch (in which he got royally dumped), he'll do anything to make it look like he's immediately taken again by a hot young thang—even if he's that thang's millionth thang!

Hey, wouldn't be the first time the male animal took such an approach.

But, three cheers to Veronica for her ballsy moves, huh?

AND IT AIN'T: Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, Kate Winslet

31 comments:

sherri dee said...

Blake Lively obv.

SaintsFan said...

I don't get the connections to the AIAs but it seems to be Blake.

4boys4Me said...

I agree it sounds WAY too much like Blake. I didn't realize Ryan was dumped by ScarJo.

firebugDVM said...

Who did she get the boob job for?

nolachickee said...

On kids: “I hope to have a few girls one day. If not girls, they better be trannies. Because I have some amazing shoes and bags and stories that need to be appreciated.”

So Blake wants to lie about how much dick she's got. OK. But the comment above from the same article? WTF??? What a dumb ass.

Julie said...

more available, but still shady equals Leo? I literally just immediately thought Blake for this. But she doesn't have a Casablanca name yet?

EmEyeKay said...

It's Blake. Love Ted's response to her saying she's only slept with four men in her life.

Pogue Mahone said...

Maybe Jennifer Aniston; she sleeps around....

Seachica said...

Blake. Married dude she liked is affleck. Person who royally dumped him is Sandra bullock (yes. I'm going out on a limb. But Scarlett Jo was awhile ago now)

April said...

Blake Lively for sure!

Katie said...

She got boobs for Harvey Weinstein.

RJ said...

I thought Blake Lively, too, mainly because of her recent, phony baloney "I'm such a good-girl" interview. This doesn't really have anything to do with the blind, but all I could think when I saw the initials VBS was Vacation Bible School. You probably have to have grown up in a "churchy" area to get that.

Bunni said...

It's Blake Lively there talking about. The married guy is Affleck, the more available one is Leo. Ryan got dumped by Scarlett & was rumoured to be highly upset about her rebound with Sean Penn. I saw an article yesterday with her saying she's only slept with 4 guys.

MISCH said...

It's Blakey..............

firebugDVM said...

But didn't she date Leo after her fling with Ben? The blind says the shady (available) guy was before the married guy (unless I'm misreading it...)

RenoBlondee said...

This one was too easy. Def Blake.

Jaiden_S said...

I guess I'm the only one who thinks it's Kate Hudson.

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Why is this even blind? Who cares if a young starlet is fucking around. That's how they become STARS, yes? Isn't this how Hollywood has worked since it's inception? I don't get the big deal. A grown woman has sex! Gasp! With multiple hot actors! Double gasp! Get the fuck outta here with that silly noise. Who cares.

The Black Cat said...

Poor Blake, sounds like she has the same affliction many women her age have - marriageitis. Desperate to cling on to a man.

Tom said...

Based on the aia's- makes me wonder about Rebecca Hall? She cheated with Sam Mendes, Kate Winslet's ex. Don't know about the rest of the clues though.

NernersHuman said...

I initially thought January Jones, but I don't know that she's dating anyone special right now. Blake does make more sense.

lutefisk said...

What is the attraction with Affleck? I don't see it.

feraltart said...

I'd have Affleck Lutefisk.

lutefisk said...

Sorry fereltart. I just don't see it. Especially after being with JLo.

Lindsey said...

I just thought of Sienna Miller this whole time.

__-__=__ said...

Black Cat - I totally thought you said margaritatitis. And that made everything make sense.

NernersHuman said...

I don't think Affleck ever really got the JLo stink off him. Matt Damon eclipsed him long ago.

Emiwii said...

I think the AIA's have to do with the 2-degrees of separation, for example, Blake dated Ryan Gosling, who's now dating Eva M. And Blake dated Leo, who supposedly dated Kate W. at one point.

Carey M. was probably with Harvey Weinstein.

MISCH said...

Blake had her own fat injected in her breasts not implants....since it's her own fat..
But yes our little Blake has been around.
Scarlet cheated on Ryan why ? Who knows..

Beth said...

Jaiden, I thought the same, but thinking about it, it's hard not to go with Blake for this one.

Moonmaid said...

I thought Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz, but probably Blake Lively. Don't know who she got the boobs for thought. I know both Kate and Cameron got them for Alex Rodriguez (both after the fact, too!).