Saturday, March 03, 2012

Blind Items Revealed

December 12, 2011

This foreign born A list movie actor who has not done much with his A list status so is probably slipping to B has run through many women during his time in Hollywood. The problem is they all know of his umm shortcomings in the bedroom. Not only his tiny endowment, but also the fact that he has some premature problems if you know what I mean. He tried dating women from other countries, but they also caught on so now our actor has dated two people in the past two months. Both of them are high school seniors. Legal, but are so excited about dating him they don't care that he is awful in bed and his ego has never been bigger.


Gerard Butler

51 comments:

xoApril said...

Not surprised, he was the popular answer.

strawberrygirl said...

Eww.

nolachickee said...

I've been with guys like this. Small dick and is done in 45 seconds. What a party that is.

Can't do much about size, but Gerry, you may want to lay off the booze. That stuff doesn't help with the longevity of the moment.

He's just whack, y'all. High school girls? Really???

alyssastinks said...

Didn't Enty say this was why his hookup with one of those housewives lasted a week?
Butler's so gross.

timebob said...

I think the word "dating" is giving him too much credit. He just wants to get laid and doesn't want to pay for it.

He should just go to the bunny ranch and pay for it.

Maybe now he is off the coke the performance might improve a bit.

Anotheramy said...

Theres other ways to get the job done, come here honey, I'll console you. No, no dear, dont speak. We dont want your personality to show.

Opie said...

Oh my, such a visual, last week was coke dick and now it is small and quick. Gerry.............

RenoBlondee said...

Ick.

only said...

So let me get this straight Size matters? All you ladies have been lying your asses off all this time? I'm shocked <---slinks away smirking at the irony

ardleigh said...

Seriously??? High school girls? Did you take them out to Chucky Cheese on your "dates"?? Where did you find them? Been trolling the play grounds or the schoolbuses? GROW UP Gerry and get over yourself!

Viking Girl said...

I can well believe this is Gerard Butler. For as much as I like the silly buggar, he has the emotional maturity of a 12 year old. However..... he does NOT have a 'tiny' todger. If I could post the pictorial proof on here, I would.
So, either Enty is embellishing (diminishing?) the details to sauce up the story, or his source is. Makes me wonder.

Basil said...

I'm pretty sure I have seen a pic of Butler nude and it was hardly small. Anyway, some people are growers, not showers. LOL

msgirl said...

Viking Girl - how do you know? Enquiring minds want to know!

I will never make fun of someone with a small penis, he can't help it. And I would imagine it leads to the greatest insecurity a man could have. Still, high school girls?

timebob said...

to be fair Enty only reports what people tell him. So whoever told him that he had a tiny weeny might of been a dumped one night stand with a grudge. I have heard of the Irish Curse, but not the Scottish Curse.

I doubt Enty has seen it first hand.

Syko said...

I've also seen nude photos of him, and he didn't seem teeny to me. Just kind of average. But the bad performance...he needs to work on that.

Viking Girl said...

''So whoever told him that he had a tiny weeny might of been a dumped one night stand with a grudge''.
That's the point. Anyone can tell Enty anything. If he can't verify, he should think twice about posting it. I have no problems with blinds if they are investigated, confirmed and TRUE. Especially if it's going to be revealed. It's called integrity.

The only reason why I questioned this particular detail is because I KNOW it be false. I have no insider knowledge about any other blinds on here, so I assumed - naively- that the author/poster did his homework, and what I read was true. Otherwise, what's the point? We have some truth mixed with some less than truth... it's up to us to work out which is which? If this was in a newspaper, we'd be wiping our arses with it.

Never mind, it's out there now, it'll be disseminated across the web, and it'll become the truth just by repetition.

Viking Girl said...

''So whoever told him that he had a tiny weeny might of been a dumped one night stand with a grudge''.
That's the point. Anyone can tell Enty anything. If he can't verify, he should think twice about posting it. I have no problems with blinds if they are investigated, confirmed and TRUE. Especially if it's going to be revealed. It's called integrity.

The only reason why I questioned this particular detail is because I KNOW it be false. I have no insider knowledge about any other blinds on here, so I assumed - naively- that the author/poster did his homework, and what I read was true. Otherwise, what's the point? We have some truth mixed with some less than truth... it's up to us to work out which is which? If this was in a newspaper, we'd be wiping our arses with it.

Never mind, it's out there now, it'll be disseminated across the web, and it'll become the truth just by repetition.

Cheryl said...

Yet he still turned down Lindsay Lohan so I give him points for that.

Christiane said...

Brandi Glanville directly contacted the Celebitchy website to give "her version of events" because they kept on covering the smackdown going down between her and LeAnn. I wouldn't be surprised if she did the same here with Enty for last week's blind.

I agree with VikingGirl for all these blinds in general: anyone could contact him and have these things posted within the week (juicy gossip for Enty, famewhore/revenge satisfaction for these people)... Which is why I really tend to read these and their reveals with a grain of salt... especially if it strongly hints at specific people for strong offences without much proof of substantiation (Kevin Bacon comes to mind, amongst others). If anything, I love the comments more than the blind themselves... especially when we have a special visit from Himmmm! Take care sir, and congrats on the newborn btw.

MILDRED PIERCE said...

This sounds more like Jude Law.

Jason B E said...

Not much he can do for size but he can take supplements for lasting performance. Iron is good, Saw Palmetto is good. Green Tea and grape seed extract is good.

And however small He's more than likely still bigger than Axl Rose. There's always that.

Or he could just use the George Costanza line and blame it on "Shrinkage."

Moonmaid said...

I actually went out with an actor just like this. He had such a huge ego too. I want to hear more about Vikinggirl's experience with my favorite douchebag crush.

Moonmaid said...

Axl Rose, lol. At least with Gerard Butler, you have something nice to look at if the sex is bad.

RenoBlondee said...

Makes sense to me the woman would've assumed it was small if he could not get it to perform. Some of them *do* start off small before they get erect.
That doesn't mean it's small when he *can* perform properly though.

MISCH said...

I believe he did hit Lindsay more than once....

txtommom said...

JBE - Have you seen Axl's peen? If not, how do you know?

Me said...

he's got to be a grower then, i remember the pic i'm linking to from when Gerard was barely a blip on the radar.

http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/d/1606-3/ischia2.jpg

(you'll understand why i am posting this when you see the link)

I trust enty but am on board with this maybe coming from bitter one night stand (esp the tiny size comment- )

i wouldn't doubt he's having or had performance problems with recent news of drug problems.

thisoldbroad said...

Thought little blue pills cured most of those problems. (?)
Drinking doesn't help.
Poor thing, has he no other bedroom skills?

Karmen said...

While you should always take every BI with a grain of salt, I still trust Enty more than I trust the news. Don't ever take a word those fuckers say seriously.

shopgirl said...

In my experience(s) the sexier-looking the guy was on the outside, the crummier he was in bed. As if his being naked and in bed should be enough. It wasn't. High school girls don't know that... yet.

annabella said...
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annabella said...

I have to say, dating high schoolers is gross, no doubt.

but telling tales, true or not, about the size of someone's anatomy and their other bedroom related problems does cross a line.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

OK, I'm going to assume that Little Gerry isn't morbidly undersized, just small-to-average--while there's not much to be done about that, a smart man will learn other good ways to "take care of business", which not only makes ladies happy, but might take enough pressure off him to help other issues, as it were. If drugs are to blame, obviously getting off them would help; also, he's hitting that age where health problems can show up in that manner, so he really might want to hop on over to a good urologist (after seeing a good internal med doc for a complete physical) and see what can be done. If it turns out to be due to something else, best to catch it now--it could be life-saving as well as sex-life-saving.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Also, as I understand it, smoking is particularly bad for men over 40, as it can definitely damage the smaller blood vessels in the body, of which there are a great many in the penis--I don't know if Gerry smokes or not, but if he does, he seriously needs to look into quitting, whether or not that part of the BI is true. (That goes for all of you guys, OK? Besides, cigarette breath in an intimate moment is indeed like licking an ashtray; it's gross and totally unsexy. Save your life, your boner, and your appeal--quit smoking, damn it!)

Sherry said...

I have found that the more promiscuous a man is , the worse he is in bed. Only when a guy has had a steady woman does he gain the knowledge on what pleases. Everyone needs some training but if you don't stick around you can't get the ins and outs (pun intended) of how to pleasure your partner. I believe this can apply to both sexes and all persuasions. I'll. Bet the teeny weeny comment came from someone who got the gift that keeps giving from him. She's prolly purdy pissed.

MISCH said...

Sherry, true...
Also without emotion it's just a release for him, he probably doesn't care much about the woman.

Anotheramy said...

I would love to say that what you're saying about men is true but that hasn't been my experience. Ive been with a couple of bad boy players and they were A-MAZ-ING. Some of those boys really get off on making a woman happy.
As for the blind not being true, its still gossip.

thereza k. said...

To me all this is a bullshit,brandi gave him a eleven in bed

PS said...

You know, it could very well be possible that he has coke-peen. Coke makes men soft and limpy, if not impotent. Little known side-effect, apparently, after extended use. Trust. Makes them HORRIBLE in bed - AWFUL. If they can get it up, it's icky anyhow, because they have little control. It doesn't maintain, and can eject early. Blah - and blech. Given that GB just got out of rehab for that nasty pain management med epidemic hitting hollywood, my guess is that he had coke peen. So sad. Doesn't come back sometimes ...

jackie said...

This article sounds more like a blogger scorned. I remember when Gerry dated some VJ from MTV. She started getting all serious posting how wonderful he was and how she wanted to marry him. Then she drank herself into a stubor when he dumped her and ran off to film POTO. She was pretty bitter and posted some pretty hateful comments. Hmmm.....could it be that Gerry is a bad breaker upper?

K said...

Is that pic on the Gals site taken in the cold sea, on Mrs Brown? Obviously will make a difference to size.

I'd still let him, after a full doctors check, and attack him like the fist of an angry god.

Drugs don't help and is he really still off the wagon? Don't care. He's still my future baby daddy..

princessnikki said...

Viking girl...if you're looking for integrity...I sure as shit wouldn't come to an online gossip site written by an anonymous lawyer!!!! No offense, Enty! :)

lunabelle said...

I bet he is a grower, not a shower. I love growers! Its like a gift :) he he.

Regardless, size really does not matter it is all furtive glances, electric touches and a real desire to please.

Sherry said...

@Anotheramy. Ya know now that I put down the wine and rethink that, it was a pretty stupid comment. I've been with loads of men-some who have been in long terms-and they sucked. Just depend on the lighting I guess. LOL! I'm sure I was pretty crapy as well.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Butler might want to try being a little more selective with his Tiny Dancer, since all we seem to be hearing about him lately are his sexcapades. And dating high schoolers? Ugh....

figgy said...

So @Viking Girl, did you sleep with him yourself? Do tell! :-)

crila16 said...

Really??? Shortcomings? I'm confused. Brandi talked about their week in bed together. He can't be that bad in bed...or that small. You know Brandi's big mouth. She would have told everyone. Also, he sleeps around and screws so many women over, I don't get it.

SeriousStyle said...

Am I the only one who is more concerned with the fact that Gerard Butler is considered A list?

nunaurbiz said...

Interesting bc I know a man who saw Gerry nekkid in a locker room and said he was built ALL OVER. (And this man is not gay.)

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