I want to thank everyone who has sent me the links to the articles and posts about being able to dial a celebrity, or at least someone who thinks they are a celebrity. Newser had the best writeup. To me it is crazy that people would be willing to spend $18 a minute to speak to Michael Lohan. That means you think he is worth $1000 an hour. That is crazy. Even crazier though is that Dina Lohan charges $20 a minute which means she is getting $1200 an hour. Of course that is more than Lindsay Lohan makes, so if you can get the work, then I guess take it. If I am going to spend $20 a minute, then I am going to spend it on Tila Tequila because you have a chance to actually get something crazy to discuss for the rest of your life or she may marry you, do drugs or any number of other things while talking to her. Octomom is just $12 a minute, but of course the entire time you will probably hear kids in the background. The agent who sets this all up gets 50% so congratulations to them. Apparently people are doing it. Danielle Staub made $7000 last week. And people must need mesh shirt advice because Michael Lohan did make $3500 last week.