Thursday, March 29, 2012

Dr. Drew Takes Some Shots At Lindsay Lohan


Lindsay Lohan can't find a real acting job. Oh sure, there is the whole portraying Elizabeth Taylor thing for Lifetime, but lets not forget all the other movies Lindsay was supposedly attached to over the past year. Linda Lovelace? Gone. What about that mob movie about John Gotti with John Travolta? Gone. SNL? Well, she showed up, but was probably the worst acting this side of a CSI episode. So, the gig on Glee is something at least, although she will be playing herself so not much of a stretch. Dr. Drew told Life & Style that Lindsay is not taking her sobriety seriously and that, "The sad thing is that when she is finally ready to take her sobriety seriously and get clean, then it will be too late for her and her career will be completely over. That will be sad for her." Wait, wait, wait. Career? I think she should be a mortician. Working at the mortuary seems to be the only thing she has been good at and showed up for on a consistent basis. I could not decide if there were drugs there she liked or if she was hoping some rich person would come in with jewelry attached to their body she could "borrow," or what made her want to be there all the time. I think that in the next year, if she does not get a job, you will find her going the Tara Reid route and working the Mediterranean yacht crowd for rent money.

54 comments:

Borg Queen said...

Was the last line of this article a reveal for last week's blind about an actress hookin for coke.

Laura said...

I was thinking the same thing Borg Queen!

Rose said...

Career? Dr. Drew, once again you're five years past obvious.

MISCH said...

She's said to be appearing on Glee...
I think she already accepts "gifts" for sex....

Jennifer H. said...

Dr. Drew can bite me. Like everyone else, he keeps using Lindsey to get attention. Does anyone love her? It's hard enough for people to kick drug addictions even when they are surrounded by loved ones in a normal, private life. I can't imagine how hard it must be in a fish bowl, with the exploitive Dr. Drews of the world always butting in, and no one who truly cares about your well being. She needs consequences for what she does, but my heart still goes out to her. I would love to see her clean up and do well.

Amber said...

@Borg Queen, that was my first thought, too.

Patty said...

Who said blind revels are in posts labeled "blind reveal" Love it.

Now, I'm wondering of ARod and Cameron paid her for the threesome they were revealed to have had in Paris.

Moosefan said...

She's gross. Seriously.

Ivy said...

Who is more irrelevant Dr. Drew or LiLo?

tracynator said...

Thinking that was most certainly a left-handed reveal. Blohan would have to move to cheap digs, however. She wouldn't get much in "appearance fees". That is one ugly photo. Bad booze bloat. Oh, and btw Dr. Drew, what sobriety?

canadachick said...

in order to work on'es sobriety ...one would have to be sober - this Trick couldn't even be sober IN REHAB

Vicki Cupper said...

She'll wind up in the morgue soon enough.

Megley said...

Dr. Drew: she's not sober. She's just hiding her addictions better. She has no career--doing a movie for Lifetime is proof of that--she has no support system, she has no friends. And what makes Enty think that Lohan hasn't ALREADY been working the Med yacht crowd?

Amber said...

@Megley Come on. Haven't you seen The Client List starring THE Jennifer Love Hewitt? Lifetime movies are career GOLD! ;P

Amber said...

@Megley Full disclosure: My boyfriend bought The Client List on DVD for me for Xmas, and the entire family watched it. Good times!

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Not a Dr. Drew fan at all but he is right that if LL ever does try to sober up & resurrect her career, it will be waaaaay too late. It's already too late now, IMO.

RubyDust said...

Agreeing iwht Dixie, it's already too late for LL's career.

Dr. Drew, ugh. He's so self-serving and self-righteous and self-promoting. Even when he's saying something I agree with, he comes off like a drama king.

Vicki Cupper said...

Amber, Lifetime movies are classic! They're like the housewife version of Syfy movies!

"Mother May I Sleep with Danger" anyone?

Amber said...

@Vicki, I KNOW!! I am crushed I can't ever find Co-Ed Call Girl with Tori Spelling anymore. My boyfriend hasn't ever seen it, and it's hysterical.

Ms Cool said...

LOL @ Vicki Cupper

I know some of you love the Lindsay posts but I wish they would go the way of the Kardashian posts.

Maja. With a J. said...

It's already too late for her career to be revived. She just isn't all that talented, and the fact that she appears to be feeling very entitled doesn't help her cause.

donner said...

with her face being so fucked up, I can't imagine anyone in Hollywood putting her in any 'real' role. She's become a freakish looking person, who wants to cast that when there are so many other prettier, better behaved, better actresses out there to choose from?

MforMayhem said...

@ Vicki @ Amber - those are good, but Cyber Seduction takes the cake for me. A teenage boy discovering porn?!? Make sure your pearls are oiled for clutching, because this plot is edgy!

Me said...

well, he's right. if she wasn't attached to so many freaks (mom, dad) it might be a bit different. but other than, "oh hey, i know that chick" type name rec, what is there?

btw, i saw tara on some daytime show and she was asked about her wild past. she acted very put off and said something like, "when you're young you make mistakes". the interviewer tried to push it and she talked around it. also kept saying she was "SINGLE". when there was nothing leftto talk about the interviewer said tara looked great, and she went into weird-stepford-wife mode. its as if that's all she really cares about.

MforMayhem said...

Also, does anyone besides me remember Loveline on MTV, with Adam Corrolla and a certain Dr. Drew? Teenagers and young adults would call in with a whole smorgasboard of issues, from bullying to parental abuse to academic stress. Dr. Drew seemed really sincere back then, and gave amazing advice.

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crila16 said...

God Lindsay looks terrible. Bloated and botoxed. She's a lost cause. She can lie and deny all she wants and tell everyone that she's not a mess, but she's only hurting herself...oh...and her mother's wallet.

Skippy said...

lindsey is still using for sure and the post above was right shes just hiding it better

Amber said...

@MforMayhem I haven't seen Cyber Seduction but it sounds fascinating. LOL. And I totally remember Loveline w/Dr. Drew. I don't know what's happened to him. Well, I do know - H'wood happened. Does he really make so much money doing TV that sacrificing his integrity as a DOCTOR is worth it?

Jennifer H. said...

I thought it was a given, for several years now, that Tara pimped herself out for drugs. If that's an actual blind reveal, than how disappointing! "Blinds about stuff we already know!" D'oh!

Fawn Neun said...

There has to be something highly unethical and unprofessional about a doctor making comments about the health/case of individuals they aren't treating.

How is this legal?

hunter said...

"in order to work one's sobriety ...one would have to be sober "

YES.

As for the reveal, I love this site. ***HUGS HUGS***

Princess said...

They are called porta-potties Enty. They go to Dubai and get paid to get shit on. http://thedirty.com/2012/01/being-a-porta-potty-is-not-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/
Also, pretty sure Lindsay has already done this.

RJ said...

I still say that Lindsay and her mother are being funded by some of the industry bigwigs who had their way with Lindsay when she was a little girl. The blackmail money keeps trickling in and paying for her Malibu beach house and lawyer fees and drug money. This reliable source of income pretty much insures that Lindsay will never get clean since she'll never really hit the rock bottom that many addicts need to hit. I don't think she'll live to 40.

SusanB said...

@Princess - I just read your link - now I'm off to do a bleach enema of my brain.

seaward said...

I think Adam still does Loveline on the radio? Sirius or something, I'm really not sure.
Awhile ago I went to Lindsay's imdb page to check something, and I was SHOCKED at how short her list of jobs was. Girl has done an *excellent* job of keeping herself talked about despite such a short and crappy career.

CaliGirlinVA said...

@RJ unfortunately I think you're right. Same thing with Jamie Lynn.

hunter said...

Holy sh't Princess (literally), I just read your link too, YIKES.

timebob said...

@fawn that is exactly what makes it legal. The only way Dr. Drew could not speak about her is if he was actively treating her.

It's shitty but that is the way it is.

Lori said...
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Lori said...

Adam doesnt do loveline anymore, but Dr Drew, Psycho Mike and therapist Simone Bienne are still at it:) I listen sometimes.

mngddess said...

Now, now - Lindsay has a very prosperous career in porn if she wants it.

Texshan said...

Lifetime movies are comedy gold, but even better than those are the write-ups of some of them at Go Fug Yourself! They did The Client List, and I had never laughed so hard in my life as I did while reading it. It's at http://gofugyourself.com/fug_the_fromage_the_client_list_080310-08-2010. The review of Goop's masterpiece, Country Strong, is also a wonder to behold.

Liz said...

Lindsay used to be gorgeous! If she still looked the way she did before, she'd have a shot, even with her history, but NOT with that face. Also, her range as an adult actress was never proven or established.

As far as prostituting herself, there's no question about that. That's probably been going on for at least the past 3-5 yrs. I think that's an unspoken "secret" among actors (male & female), to make ends meet or to continue a certain lifestyle they've grown accustomed to when they're out of work.

LynGBH said...

I suspect Lindsay would find a lot of support if she'd make a quiet, truly sincere effort to pull herself together...not that it's ever going to happen.

Leslie said...

Give the girl a break. She had no chance from the beginning and it is always fun for people to kick other people when they are down. Sure she has choices, but when this has always been your life, the only thing you know...what else is there? I guess in Hollywood it is fun to kick around someone you think is lower than you are. I feel very sorry for her and someone needs to get her help instead of making her feel even worse about herself. Pretty sad.

MforMayhem said...

Wait... Are we NOT supposed to make fun of celebrities?

*looks around*

I kind of thought that was one of the reasons we were all here...

MforMayhem said...

Seriously, though, Leslie, quit concern trolling. It's one of my pet peeves and it brings out that vein in my forehead (yes, the ugly one).

I'm all for helping those that want to be helped, but that is clearly not the case here. Girl can't even stay SOBER, let alone begin to put any actual effort into working on her acting. Or her reputation, for that matter. She treats herself like a joke- why shouldn't we?

Jason Blue Eyes said...
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Jason Blue Eyes said...

You can read the probation's officer report on TMZ but what you won't read is the first question the judge asked Lindsay right before the hearing: "What in the sweet name of God happened to your face? Did you stick two tire pumps inside your ears every night since I last saw you?"

Sherry said...

Ugh! I just read that link too.

Sherry said...

Ugh! I just read that link too.

E Gee Be said...

Borg queen, Patty and everyone else that was on board, I totally agree. To think, in the old days I sometimes skipped the random photo comments! Now I read every. Single. One. You never know what you will learn!

Lelaina Pierce said...

What Maja said.