Thursday, March 08, 2012

Hulk Hogan Has No Idea Who Sex Partner Was


The idea that Hulk Hogan gets so much sex that he does not even know who his sex tape partner could be or is makes me kind of scared. Have the women he slept with become blind? Is Hulk attractive? Do any of you find the guy attractive? This is not just on person who has issues, it is apparently a different woman every night who found him irresistible and did not mind being called Brooke (not the woman above who is actually his wife and not Brooke's twin) during sex.

22 comments:

Tam said...

Not attractive at all. Just gross.

auntliddy said...

A great fat "ewwwww!"" nothing about him looks real-his hair, teeth, muscles, mustache, fake tan. And thats the kind of woman he goes for- inflated and fake looking. Btwn wife dating boy her son's age, and Hulks wildly inapprociate hehavior with daughter, that is one scewed up family!! Most women wldnt want to be anywhere near him, much less hv sex with him!!!

cheesegrater15 said...

I stand by my statement yesterday.

I'd rather watch a sex tape of Charles, Camilla and a goat.

Princess said...

Come on Enty, you know damn well in the wrestling world there are groupies just like rock star groupies. It doesn't matter how unattractive the wrestler, rock star, actor, athlete is, they'll sleep with them anyway.

jen said...

some people will have sex with anyone just because they are famous.

nolachickee said...

Could you imagine looking down and seeing that huge head, gross hair and fucktard mustache about to go down on your lady parts? . That sight alone would burn holes in my eyes.

I guess what I'm saying is no, he's not attractive to me.

EmEyeKay said...

Dear lord, there's so much wrong with those two. Visually, anyway.

ms snarky said...

gross, gross, so gross. Ewww. Ick. Vomit.

New Life and Attitude said...

The mere thought of having sex with him completely repulses me to the point that I think I just through up Thanksgiving dinner (from 2009).

Sylvia said...

You know he might go into one of his Hulk Hogan wrestling shouts when he is on top of you LOLOL.

But who in the hell would do this guy, he is grossssssssss...

selenakyle said...

N. to the O.

hunter said...

@Princess -- Agreed!!

There are certainly Hoganites and I will admit to finding Hulk Hogan FAR more attractive than Lil' Wayne.

And Lil' Wayne gets the ladies all the time with his rancid rotting metal mouth. EW

DixieTheNoble82 said...

There is nothing attractive about this man or any of his family, IMO.

old ;ady said...

Just the thought of being around him grosses me out. He doesn't have enough money to pay me to have sex with him, no one in the world does.

ardleighstreet said...

I shudder in horror at the thought. He seems so stuck on himself he most likely has to have a mirror nearby to look at himself to"complete the deal".

fordellcastle said...

I saw him once when he was staying at the same hotel. He was greasy, sleazy, nasty looking and reeked of B.O. I don't follow wrestling nor wrestlers, but my ex knew who he was. I hope the woman in the sex tape is the one shopping it out. She deserves every dollar for having to let him touch her. Ick.

tracynator said...

Is that his wife? Am I the only one struck by how much she resembles Brooke? Eeew on all of the above^^^

Amy in MI said...

Yup that's the new wife. Complete with a new rack. And iirc she was friends with his daughter

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

nolachickee, did you HAVE to say that?...and I liked that Chinese food I just had for dinner, too... *whimper*

MizCaramel said...

I don't find him even a little attractive. I don't like men built like that at all and then his mustache and the hair just not my thing.

Anonymous said...

I have not had sex in years. While I was really hoping for one more time before the nursing home, if Hulk Hogan was my only choice, I'd have to trudge off to Peaceful Acres still celibate.

billybob said...

I can hear the tape’s narrative now......” Oh oh oh oh Brooke, Brooke, Brooke....oh oh oh.....oh it’s not Brooke, fukk off I want Brooke!"

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