Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Hulk Hogan Has A Sex Tape



Here is what I don't understand about a Hulk Hogan sex tape. #1 - Who wants to admit they had sex with Hulk Hogan? A sex tape is saying just that. #2 - Who wants to actually watch Hulk Hogan having sex? #3 - Who thinks that the brunette is really Brooke Hogan wearing a wig so they won't get caught? #4 - After seeing this, how am I supposed to sleep at night? #5 - Should any man have a thong shaped tan line?

36 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

I'd rather watch a sex tape of Prince Charles, Camilla, and a goat.

Seachica said...

Well, so much for my breakfast

DixieTheNoble82 said...

Um, the tags on this post alone are enough to make me ralph. Thanks for everything else you threw in there.

Audrey said...

Honestly, I think it's in poor taste to insinuate a sex tape between him and his daughter.

SusanB said...

Is there a way I can get my brain bleached?

Blueberry said...

This headline "Hulk Hogan Has A Sex Tape" would be even better if it was followed by "With His Daughter" - grossness of epic proportions - ha ha!!!

cheesegrater15 said...

Audrey, it's a gossip site. A lot of the stuff is in poor taste. And insinuating an inappropriate relationship between Hulk and his daughter isn't new. Hell they do it themselves. If you're going to bitch about everything on here, then go somewhere else.

Yes, you're entitled to your opinion, blah blah blah. So am I.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

There are times in life that I am thankful I have the internet at my fingertips. When I want to actually hear certain sound effects during my every day life, because let's face it - making up things like sound effects to what is going on around you is totally fun, I can thanks to soundboard apps. Thanks Android Market!

Seachica said...

Audrey, you're ok with speculating that Terry Richardson is a child molester, but not ok with speculating that Hulk would make a sex tape with his daughter?

I'm just trying to understand where your line is. Because to me, both are in the same category.

Audrey said...

Granted, I've had LOTS of caffeine today and am quite frustrated with work, perhaps it's just me...

There's proof he's a child molester. Take a look at Jezebel's coverage with interviews from those that were molested. Where's evidence Hulk is sleeping with his daughter?

timebob said...

between listening to Howard Stern interview the guy that does the clean up of dead cats and recycled adult diapers on the Hoarder Show and this posting. I am not eating for the rest of the day.

timebob said...

@Audrey the fact that Hulk married someone that has a strong resemblence to his daughter is proof enough to me the family is wholly creepy.

Plus remember a lot of the posts from Enty is done with a lot of snark and sarcasm. Along with the rest of us commenting on it.

Don't take everything so literally.

Audrey said...

Well, we all have our opinions.
I love gossip just as much as you all, but I guess for me, I draw the line when it comes to gossip about incest.

Brenda L said...

ENT has a dark sense of humor sometimes. And Hulk and daughter is a long-standing joke on CDAN, right up there with Louboutins and Denise Richards snorting her Chapstick.

Brenda L said...

Bonus points to any commenter that can state the premise of those jokes!

Seachica said...

Audrey, there are many instances of HH acting inappropriately with his daughter. Look at the photo above and how he is touching her. These are not the only photos like this. She revealed nude photos of herself to her dad, and he was more than happy to pose with the photo. HH keeps choosing girlfriends that look just like his daughter. There is plenty of reason for us to be speculating that they have an inappropriate relationship.

EmEyeKay said...

EWWWWWW. EWWWWWWW. GROSS!

Nonononononononono.

Andy said...

The only wrestler sex tape I want to see will be from Trish Stratus.

Or maybe Tara from TNA.

kriss_t said...

UGH! It never crossed my mind that he was rubbing Brooke down in those photo's --- I automatically assumed it was a look-a-like girlfriend. Ew. Ew. Ew.

BigMama said...

I may never forgive Enty for that mental image.....ok, I will but it will take at least a box of chocolate and some tequila. Not together though, I try to never mix my vices.

NernersHuman said...

Wait, that picture is of him and BROOKE? I thought it was his new wife. Ewwww.

ardleighstreet said...
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ardleighstreet said...

Audrey -- Did you not see the day she was pole dancing in a bikini and her loving Daddy was there cheering her on and almost drooling? It was creepy.

luvgossip said...

@ Vicki Cupper - I almost spit coffee on my computer screen when I read your comment!

pilly said...

Brain bleach please

Jennifer H. said...

Hulk didn't necessarily marry someone who looks like his daughter, more like he married his "type." He married his type before and had a daughter with her. The daughter looks like the mother. Whether there's anything more than that? Well, I sure hope not!

Rose said...

Even if that picture alone was the extent of the inappropriateness of their relationship, it's too much.

Maja With a J said...

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

My very first (Not so) blind item:

Which Iconic wrestler who was the biggest thing going for a few years now slums it in tiny venues for a living, had his credit card rejected at the hotel he was staying at recently? In fact all his cards were rejected. This wrestler also refused to stick around to sign autographs for fans (such as my younger brother) after a show when every other performer did.

DixieTheNoble82 said...

@JBE - no idea but I am curious!

yourfaceisamess said...

i'd totally watch it! wonder if he is listening to his own hulk records he record & I sure hope he keeps that do-rag on or however you spell it.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

@Dixie. It was Hulk. That's why I posted it here. :)

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Brenda, I remember both of those! Denise was at the beach w/Richie Sambora, IIRC, and she must have had one hell of a chapped nose, considering she had the Chapstick tube practically up her nose... ;-)

The Louboutins routine was from the ZX days, when we were trying to figure out who Enty's young actress friend who was posting tales of her life was--it was Dominique Swain, who was born in her dad's Mazda ZX on the way to the hospital, and she misspelled Louboutins one time while talking about them.

Do I get a prize? :-)

Brenda L said...

YAY ROBIN! Do you remember how we started to use "Louboutins" as a curse word?

"I don't give a Louboutin"

Your prize is eternal respect! :-)

redronnie said...

I know someone who Hogan picked up after a wrestling match in my hometown..she said he had a small package, gestured with her pinky and was quick to pull the trigger. Every time I see a photo of him I remember her pinky and her eyeroll..

DixieTheNoble82 said...

LOL @JBE - I wasn't lying when I said I am HORRIBLE at these things!! Let's go ahead and add gullible to that list.

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