Here is what I don't understand about a Hulk Hogan sex tape. #1 - Who wants to admit they had sex with Hulk Hogan? A sex tape is saying just that. #2 - Who wants to actually watch Hulk Hogan having sex? #3 - Who thinks that the brunette is really Brooke Hogan wearing a wig so they won't get caught? #4 - After seeing this, how am I supposed to sleep at night? #5 - Should any man have a thong shaped tan line?