Thursday, March 15, 2012

Jennifer Lopez Is Not Getting Married Again - Yet


Yesterday the internet was buzzing, barely, but it was buzzing because who really gets excited about Jennifer Lopez wedding rumors, it is like Jennifer Aniston having a baby. Meh. So, anyway, Roberto Cavalli supposedly Tweeted he was making a dress for Jennifer's wedding. Turns out his Twitter was hacked and the messages came out and the next thing you know Casper is getting excited and thinking he is about to make bank as Jennifer' s husband. Sorry, Casper. Don't throw away those In-N-Out applications just yet. Jennifer went on her new website and said the rumors are not true. She also told Casper to stop playing video games and to go wash her car.

40 comments:

Ms Cool said...

What is the male equivalent term for a but-her-face? That is what he is. Not nice, I know. I'm just sick of seeing their mugs all over the place.

Del Riser said...

Jennifer should just stay single. At least until she finds a man to marry, and not a back up munchkin.

Giulia said...

There'something really strange about this woman.

Why latch on to this creepy looking boy?

What could they possibly have in common? I imagine their conversations must be very short.

NernersHuman said...

Why on earth would she even contemplate getting married again? She sucks at it, hard.

MISCH said...

he is gross...

kriss_t said...

As if she'd marry this guy! Im sure they're just having fun...Casper = Boy Toy.

BigMama said...

I'm having flashback to the Beniffer years. *ughhh

Beth said...

Ms Cool, just use butterface. You will be understood.

I wouldn't be surprised if she married this one. Two of her husbands have been toy boys. She's going to be like this generation's Elizabeth Taylor, but trashier and without any actual talent.

firebugDVM said...

"Buthisface" ?

EmEyeKay said...

Agreed, Ms Cool. He's not UGLY, but... kinda funny looking. Then again, JLo, pre-surgeries? She had a funny face, too! Quite the nose.

(not that I should be talking, I'm no freakin' supermodel.)

Mandy said...

I'm convinced she's MV - has anyone seen her new Kohl's commercial? The song she is singing doesn't sound like her in the slightest!

Worstcompanytoworkfor said...

Am I the only one that thinks that he is NOT good looking at all.

I keep staring trying to see exactly what she see's in him.

nolachickee said...

Why oh why does she think that we all love to look at her barely covered chest? I for one do not.

Seriously, her itty bitty titties are starting to sag. Jennifer, if you want to show them off, buy a fucking push up bra and wear it with an appropriately cut dress. Jesus.

Terri said...

she does ANYTHING to keep her name out there. Why would Cavalli tweet that unless it was for personal gain? She asked him to...beneficial to both!

Rose said...

Well, he is her type. Look at her first two husband. I have no idea what the point to her getting married would be though. Even if she isn't thinking about it now, I bet she will again.

I do think her 2nd husband Chris seemed pretty nice and normal. He was on that show I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here (I know everyone is laughing at the idea of him being a celeb).

parissucksliterally said...

I agree, he is gross.

she is a beautiful, powerful woman who is so pathetically insecure. it is SAD.

New Life and Attitude said...

Yah he's not ugly but just seems off (like kind of slow). Then again he is better looking than Skeletor. I can't imagine waking up to that bag of ugly bones.

RocketQueen said...

Oh I wouldn't be surprised IN THE LEAST if these two marry. She reminds me of Taylor that way. Falls hard, marries, divorces. That's her schtick!

Sherry said...

RQ!!! How the hell are you? We've missed you. How's the baby?

As far as this no talent I couldn't give a green goddamn. Why some people continue to marry over and over I will never understand.

HannahPalindrome said...

Verne Troyer

RocketQueen said...

Hey Sherry (and everyone else!) Baby is good - she will be three weeks tomorrow :) I've been busy as heck - required an emergency c-section so was pretty immobile for the first two weeks while I healed, but I'm up and about now!

canadachick said...

thats what she does...she doesnt' rebound she remarries and i dont think its his face that is making her smile.....girl is getting some and she's confusing orgasms with love

Popcorn Sutton said...

@HannahPalindrome - YES!!! Thank you! I have been trying to figure out who/what this thing looks like and I think you have nailed it.

Del Riser said...

@RocketQueen, welcome back, what did you name the baby?

Fijigrrl said...

Don't we all have friends like this (male and female alike)? People who feel they can only function in a relationship.. and being alone is more terrifying than being in a wrong/bad relationship. That's what strikes me here.

mynerva said...

@Ms Cool - why don't we make the term "casperface" the equivalent?

ac said...

Growl kitty! Ha!

Ms Cool said...

LOL@mynerva

Casperface it is. I can't wait for an opportunity to use it.

Maja. With a J. said...

Del Riser - RocketBaby, obviously! :D

nettalovesrobin said...

I'm sure casper is giving her some good "dance moves"! Thats why she is with him! There is no other explanation. This girl is so anti single!

kerri said...

Am I the only one that thinks that young man looks intellectually challenged?? There's something quite unfortunate looking about him.

Sherry said...

Maja..Damn woman! is it possible for you to take a bad picture? I think not..What are you like 20?

kelgela said...

Sadly, he looks like this douchebag I knew in high school. Could have been a smart guy if he hadn't hung out with the wrong crowd. Don't know what happened to him.

parissucksliterally said...

Hi RQ!!!! welcome back sweetie!!!1 Glad to know all is well.


I broke up w my bf of almost 3 years on Sunday. He is not someone who does well alone. I do not doubt he will be with someone within 2 months.

Robert said...

A full-size Mimi-Me AND a bit of a dim bulb, eh? Don't forget the Fred Flintstone feet. Way to pick 'em...

Henriette said...

Of course they are going to marry! JBlow doesn't date; she marries.

RocketQueen said...

Hi Parissucks - sorry to hear about the breakup...hope you're holding up?

DelRiser - not sure if you'll be back to read this, but we named her Nova :) RocketPrincess for short.

Liz said...

This guy is a golddigger.

nobody said...

Ryan Satan O'Neal. His daughter won an Oscar at age 8. With her Dad's encouragement, she smoked cigarettes, opium and participated in sick orgies. Ryan approved and or/ beat the shit out of his little daughter. The Total Fuckhead is going to Hell. Tatum, we love you...hang in there.

nobody said...

Okay, if people want to get anal on this, Tatum was technically 9 when she won the Oscar. But she was 8 during the filming. And Ryan goes on Johnny Carson and Carson asks about her smoking and Satan lies and says it was only for the movie. Fact is, according to Tatum herself, she was an absolute smoker at age 8. Ryan Fuckhead O'Neal. Satan Personified...and again...Tatum, we love you. No matter what, you will be rewarded at the end. (beginning)