Friday, March 09, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

THIS young megastar has a secret kinky obsession with his actress girlfriend’s lingerie! The clean-cut teen, who likes to wear his sweetheart’s frilly panties under his low-riding hip-hop jeans, was recently caught going through his honey’s G-string collection. Who is he?

19 comments:

The Flower Girl said...

beiber

parissucksliterally said...

Biebs for sure

Del Riser said...

Oh this is just perfect! *Justina* has a rough enough time looking like a boy, let alone a man. I bet they all fit.

Jenn719 said...

I don't even care if it's not true, it just makes me laugh so much.

nolachickee said...

Wow, Justin!

I don't think I could support this behavior in a boyfriend. This would creep me the fuck out.

MISCH said...

I love the visual...

Brandy said...

Please, please be Beiber. And then let a pap take a picture.

New Life and Attitude said...

This one was just way too obvious.

Sylvia said...

LOL@Justina hahaha

ladywish821 said...

yea it has to beiber. that would totally creep me out!

skimpymist said...

I'm going to switch it up and guess either bow wow or romeo.

ardleigh said...

Whomever this is better not bend over or squat down. In hip huggers and wearing a thong that shot woud make a pap a small fortune.

History Snark said...

This is a bit OT, but I have to share, given this item. A few years back, I worked at a retail place in Albuquerque. Big informal announcement once that Gerard Butler was coming in for a training that evening. He came in, and a few women swooned (in fairness, this was a year or so after 300, and the guy was scary big.... and I'm 5'10 and 210).

Anyhow, so there he was getting his training (apparently flirting with the trainer too, though she was an avowed virgin). I walked past, and glanced in that direction. He was sitting on a stool, leaning forward. Really nice shot of the back of his tightie whities!

All i could think of was that I wanted to sneak a pic and sell it to a magazine. I mean... really?!?!?

:)

BigMama said...

@History Snark - that was hilarious! I had no idea he was a really big dude. I kinda always assumed he was one of those "movie magic" big guys.

History Snark said...

He's not really tall, but I mean he was big and muscular. Seem to recall him being at least my height though.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

History Snark: He's supposedly 6'2", according to IMDB, so that's pretty tall in my book (I'm 5'3"). And hey, since I love my granny panties, I'm in no position to pick on anyone for their underwear choices, as long as it's clean...besides, it has to come off anyway, right? ;-) (For some odd reason, I've only just lately started to find him oddly attractive; it must be the twinkle in the eye or some such. Yeah, yeah, he's a big ol' man ho, but as long as he's not making promises he doesn't intend to keep and not leading anyone on, what he does w/other consenting adults is his business; if he stays off the blow & eases up on the drinking, I dare say he could be a whole lot of fun... ;-)

History Snark said...

I guess I agree, Robin... but still. Gerard Friggin' Butler wearing Whitey Tighties? It just seems so...wrong.

TheOutmarchesOfMadness said...

Rich people always have the most head-turning kinks! How bout Brett Michaels and his ironing ho fetish? Like that mullet wasn't enough of over-the-top for him...

Who knows about bieber... I don't hate him, but would I piss on him, if he were on fire? Well, it would depend on whether I had to pee or not.

TheOutmarchesOfMadness said...

Rich people always have the most head-turning kinks! How bout Brett Michaels and his ironing ho fetish? Like that mullet wasn't enough of over-the-top for him...

Who knows about bieber... I don't hate him, but would I piss on him, if he were on fire? Well, it would depend on whether I had to pee or not.