Thursday, March 29, 2012

Phil Collins' Nephew Arrested For Drug Smuggling


The good news for Phillip Austin Collins is that unlike his uncle, musician Phil Collins, Phillip has all his hair. The bad news is he will probably go to jail for a very long time after being caught trying to smuggle coke from Lima. Phillip and two other men were on a yacht in a Lima harbor when police heard them jamming to Sussudio at really high volumes. Apparently the police are not a fan of Phil leaving Genesis so they stormed the yacht where they found the drugs hidden inside fire extinguishers.

15 comments:

Shallow Gal said...

Yikes. a Peruvian prison. Maybe he can bunk with Joran Vandersloot.

Jasmine said...

Holy forehead Batman!

Yeah, he might still have the hair in the family but he also got all the stupid, so I guess it's a fair trade off ;P

weezy said...

Wait, what? How did they know to look in fire extinguishers? Is that a routine hiding place for drugs? Sounds like someone narced on them.

califblondy said...

"Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same...."

I'll be stuck with that all day.

nolachickee said...

Sussudio makes me think of Christian Bale in American Psycho. His rants about 80s music alone make that film great.

Kelly said...

Lol Enty!

annabella said...

yes enty, I laughed out loud at this one even though I pity him his inevitable long stay in the peruvian prison.

Dishtlk said...

Right!? @weezy I was thinking damn that seems like that would be a brilliant place to hide it! Dogs i guess?

Although pointer everyone... peanut butter apparently screws with their sense of smell. I learned this from a cop. Do with it what you will...

El Roy 13 said...

This is all that needs to be said about Sussudio. And I've been trying to nail this dance routine down for years now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRv1vsgNuJ0

Majik said...

@omama

omg I used to be IN LOVE with Michael Young!!! Funny, I'm probably a good 15 years older than he was in that clip but I still find him yummy...lol.

El Roy 13 said...

@Majik

I'm glad you checked it out! Duffy's mesmerizing moves never get old for me. And yes, I seriously wish my geriatric ass could do half of what he does out there (I can't even do the head moves).

Anonymous said...

He looks like the love child of Beavis and Dwight Schrute.

WUWT? said...

Aw, I was going to do a "Smuggler's Blues" lyrics reference but then I remembered that was Glenn Frey's Miami Vice song, and Genesis had a different Miami Vice song. Unless he was in the Land of Confusion about drugs being on the boat, I've got nothing.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Ha! Sussidio used to be my ringtone! That was my jam, yo!

Leo Bloom said...

I thought Dexter finally got caught!

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