Friday, March 30, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

The first appearance of Hilary Duff in public since she gave birth a week ago.
Jon Bon Jovi and family enjoying the Caribbean.
Hmm, I wonder who is paying Jessie J to be there.
Jack Osbourne is out of the hospital after surgery and back out with his pregnant girlfriend.
The first time I have ever seen a Kelly Clarkson workout shot. Great for her!
Katy Perry has ditched the blue hair, at least for this shoot.
"So, later on, lets go back up to my room and I will throw on The A-Team and we can party."
Melanie Griffith wins the multitask award of the day. Reading, talking on the phone and eating soup.
Natalie Portman and a rare photo of Aleph.

42 comments:

skeeball said...

okay, Hillary LOOKS like someone who gave birth a week ago-hairy eye ball side to Beyonce

Seachica said...

THAT is what a woman who just gave birth looks like.

OMG, what happened to Katy Perry? She looks like she has either gained weight or has drug bloat. Wait, strike that question - I think I just answered it.

Kelly Clarkson always looks fantastic. THAT is what a normal female body looks like.

Vicki Cupper said...

Is it possible for anybody to not look 90 while eating soup?

Seachica said...

And WTH is Jessie J wearing?! I had to look at the photo three times to spot the product placement, because I couldn't get past the leotard.

MISCH said...

Skeeball you said a mouthful....and the way Beyonce is carrying that baby around like a fashion accessory I wonder how long will it take her to get bored ?

Aleph is one cute baby...

Ivy said...

Who the hell is Jessie J and wtf is she wearing?

hunter said...

I think Jessie J is a British musician and a judge on the X Factor there.

hunter said...

Can't assist with the wtf she's wearing though...

Grey said...

Is that a blind item hint for Liam Neeson?

Ivy said...

Thanks hunter.

seaward said...

I had no idea Jack Osbourne had a pregnant girlfriend. Hopefully the baby gets her genes, because the Osbournes are one hideous bunch.

I'm shocked Katy Perry actually took a good picture. She is plain as the day is long, so I'm always surprised when she actually looks pretty.

Melanie Griffith has my 85 year old grandfather's legs.

StanleyRoper said...

@Vicki Cupper-My thoughts exactly. If you look at that photo from the table down it looks like any, and I mean ANY, of the crazy old ladies that go to Friday night AA meetings in Hollywood. Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

Ingrid Superstar said...

Jessie J looks like a bad 80's Marvel Comics villain.

Jasmine said...

Kelly Clarkson wins snaps for having the body she has without resorting to starvation or drugs to slim it down to stereotypical size.

However, I will say I've always found her body to be oddly shaped- it's like pear AND apple shaped at the same time.
No snark, just my opinion.

Melanie Griffith WAS beautiful- I dont get it.
Plastic surgery REALLY bites you in the ass in the long run, doesnt it? You're face and body just dont vibe as one when you age fakely and she always makes me wince a little when i see pics of her- and this bitch is the offspring of Tippi Hedren for god's sakes!

tracynator said...

@seachica @skee ball I saw echoes of my exact words in your comments re: what a woman looks like after giving birth lol poor Jess Simpson looks 15 months pregnant in her photos...that I can relate to

AKM said...

"I'm shocked Katy Perry actually took a good picture. She is plain as the day is long, so I'm always surprised when she actually looks pretty."

For real?! I am by no means a fan of hers, but I think she's lovely. She's not a natural beauty, sure; that photo of her that Russell took and posted on Twitter or whatever where she'd just gotten up and had on no makeup was NOT flattering. But when she's made up, she's quite pretty. Her eyes alone are gorgeous! And she has a lovely smile. But just MHO.

Missjenny619 said...

Baby Aleph is seen on a semi-regular basis. I can't wait to see how he looks as he ages. He is really adorable!

msgirl said...

He sure is! LOVE how chubby he! My son was a huge baby too.

nettalovesrobin said...

Why is beyonce getting thrown under the bus again! Lol that girl cant win with some folks

AbderianLaughter said...

A+ for two nuggets of reality in this post

A. Hilary Duff's post-pregnancy figure

B. A celebrity work-out photo that actually looks like they worked out...so sick of seing KK "gym" photos of her (and others..) looking flawless, as if they don't sweat too.

bah humbug!

AbderianLaughter said...

*seeing

RenoBlondee said...

I think Katy Perry is very very pretty too @AKM
I always take offense when people diss her eyes because mine are very similar, big, round and blue. :)
Love Kelly Clarkson!

Momster said...

It seems Neeson has been adrift since Natasha passed away. I hope he finds love again.

As with baby Flynn, I would embarrass myself and everyone around me if saw baby Aleph. The high pitched squeeeing and all.

Sarah said...

Someone better warn Hillary that Beyonce has the post pregnancy monopoly on the color blue. She better take off that shirt fast, Bey and the BIC will cut a bitch.

Amy said...

It's sad I have this impulse to ask to hold baby Aleph -- and this is just a photo!

Texshan said...

And my response to Liam would be -- I'll race you!

I saw some other photos of the Bon Jovi clan on vacation. He was being extremely handsy with Dorothea. I love it. 23 years married, together since high school, and he's still getting fresh with her. Good on you.

anita_mark said...

I don't want to be a bitch but Kelly Clarkson's body is not what women's bodies are supposed to look like.

I find Katy Perry extremely unattractive so I'll say I think that's the best I've ever seen her look.

Del Riser said...

It would be nice if Liam found someone and was happy. I'm sure he would make any lady happy as well.

Texshan said...

Can we stop debating about what women's bodies are "supposed to look like," please? Different people's bodies are supposed to look different ways. Some people are average. Some people are thinner than average. Some people are heavier than average. If you eat a healthy diet and at least do some exercise, how your body looks is the way it is naturally "supposed" to look.

Anotheramy said...

Melanie Griffith is eating one of those soups they advertise on tv as having no fat, and no calories. Its some broth with a noodle and a carrot floating in it.

WUWT? said...

I am almost never someone who thinks any particular baby is particularly cute ("It looks like a BABY!" is what I think), but Aleph IS a cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute little baby!

So chubby and compact. So CUTE.

Popcorn Sutton said...

I'm on my phone and can't really see the pictures that well so maybe I am missing something, but what is going on with the legs on the chicks with Liam Neeson? Are they supposed to look dirty? Tan?

Also, Jessie J's outfit is what I picture Prince's brain to look like.

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

So Hilary had her baby and Jack was in the hospital? How did I miss all that? (Oh, yeah, a crappy week...that's how.) Boy or girl? Name? And what was wrong w/Jack?

And yes, all the babies today are adorable--it's those chubby little cheeks and legs! *tries not to squee, fails miserably*

auntliddy said...

Yeah, poor Kelly- she never looks comfy in her body. Not snark,just truth.
Aleph and Flynn- delightfully cute!!
Melanie Griffith looks like a 50 something woman looks eating soup and not expecting anyone to take a photo.
And those girls with liam- their legs do look pretty funky!

GladysKravitz said...

WTF is with Melanie Griffith's athletic socks with fitted leather jacket look? Between the pursed, Restalyne lips, the paper white legs and the crazy fashion combo, she looks....jeez, she looks whacky enough to have been married to Don Johnson once!

Texshan said...

Gladys -- or even twice.

And Popcorn, "Prince's brain" made me LOL. Snap.

Diane said...

Enty, is that Nat Portman remark an answer to a BI about the actress that never takes her baby out because of 'issues' with the child????

ecua said...

@Momster - I agree completely re: Liam Neeson! He really seems a mess. Hasn't he had alcohol problems in the past? I they're not back again.

Tatyana said...

@Momster said...
"It seems Neeson has been adrift since Natasha passed away. I hope he finds love again."

What the hell you and ecua are talking about? Liam Neeson has been with his new girlfriend since later 2010 at least.

mngddess said...

Thank you, Gladys. I see a celeb episode of "What Not To Wear"...

And Kelly Clarkson looks great. And that is a bad photo.

Wow, I think Katy Perry is naturally beautiful. I am amazed at those who think she's so unattractive. To each his own!

figgy said...

I think Hillary Duff looks RAVISHING here! I really like her with thicker thighs and rounded hips, very cute.

SpunkyPR said...

The Kelly Clarkson photo just makes me like her even more. She always comes across as someone who just accepts that she will never be the skinny or the prettier one. She just comes across as real. Melanie on the other hand just needs to accept that she's getting old and that Antonio will always be looking for a younger version.