Saturday, March 24, 2012

The Sun Says Ashton Kutcher & Rihanna Have Been Having Sex For Two Months


Chris Brown is not going to be happy. In fact, I think at this point he is deciding who he wants to punch first. His current girlfriend or the one he cheats on her with, namely Rihanna. Of course he could try and punch Ashton Kutcher, but Chris is a big bully and will only hit someone who never will hit back. The Sun says Ashton and Rihanna have been having sex for the past two months and she wants to join his Kabbalah group with him. This would also mean that Ashton is cheating on his girlfriend of four months which is also entire probable. I just don't see Ashton and Rihanna together. I think it is a great story and think if they are together it would blow up into some amazing disaster car wreck glorious spectacle, but as much as I want that, I don't see it.

34 comments:

nolachickee said...

If this is true, RiRi, what the hell is your major malfunction, girlfriend? Your taste in men is just hideous. Even if you're not sleeping with Asston, your taste in men is still hideous. Someone stage a men intervention for this girl. RiRi, get your head right.

And no,that's not a typo. I meant Asston. Oh yeah, he looks hideous in that picture. Asston, your looks are leaving you. When they're gone, you'll have nothing.

seaward said...

If it means she stays away from CB, I'm all for it.

Did you guys see the blind reveal on twitter? Color me NOT SHOCKED AT ALL that Leann Rimes would cancel shows because she's hungover. I hate her so much.

hunter said...

Ashton is rumored to be VERY well endowed so maybe that's the draw, I don't know.

Beth said...

What the hell is wrong with this girl?

Getting back together with the guy who beat you. Joining the religion of the guy you're having sex with. Needy much?

This girl needs major therapy.

funkyniblets said...

I think this is PR mumbo jumbo.

Magsey said...

One of them had some icky sticky. They got together and tried it. It was probably more about that. But if (oops)they fiddled around a little, so what?

timebob said...

Ashton is going to take it from any female willing to give it to him.

I think a Rhianna fling makes perfect sense.

:| raven |: said...

@seaward - agreed. i hate Leann Squinty Rimes as well. trash!!!

as far as Ashton and Rihanna -- i can't stand EITHER of them. she has already proven herself to be an insecure, desperate, needy woman ..

if he thinks Demi was controlling .. just wait til RiRi gets going .....

Beth said...

I don't think Rhianna's controlling. I think she looks for any port in the storm.

SusanB said...

Since when does being well endowed make a man desirable? As long as a man is reasonably normal sized, that's all that's necessary. Because technique is EVERYTHING!

AbderianLaughter said...

I can see this happening. Ashton just got out of a marriage and probably would take any mildly-attractive female that came along, especially a "sexy pop star". I have to put that in quotes because tis not my opinion of this attention-whore.

Amy said...

I am going to guess it's true. Not just because she left his house at 4 a.m. -- though that's kind of a big clue -- but because he clearly goes for women who should have it all but who are so so so desperate in one way or another (Demi to be young and sexy, Brittany Murphy to be thin thin thin and beautiful, etc.)

Del Riser said...

Just keep it behind closed doors because I can't stand either of them.

Jenn719 said...

Speaking of Brittany Murphy and Ashton's "member", after she & Ashton split, I thought she hinted he had a teenie weenie. She was on Letterman I remember she said he was small.

Jasmine said...

yeah Jenn719- i heard the exact same thing.

Also, over the years there have been so many beach pics of him with clinging swim trunks on...needless to say NADA seems to be happening down there.

nettalovesrobin said...

Ashton is an idiot but whatever it will be over soon.

seaward said...

Hahaha I was thinking about that last night while watching Love & Other Disasters!
IIRC, it was something along the lines of, "Ashton and Demi dating shows he doesn't care about age, and she doesn't care about size."
I'm pretty sure she was just making a joke, though. She was silly like that :(

Unknown said...

I guess a night of drugs and drinking never crossed anyone's mind? Or maybe Chris Brown was at Ashton's place and that was were he and Rihanna hooked up. I can't see any other explanation. And isn't the Sun like the Enquirer or In Touch? Make believe with a chance of it coming true once in a blue moon?

Redd Penny said...

I figured one was the other's dealer.

Rihanna's been traveling internationally lately, she couldn't be keeping a stash with her on flights. Even see-through tops won't stop them from searching her luggage.

Sherry said...

Maybe Riri is a sex addict. That was my first thought. She seems to be "out there" quite a bit. As far as him having a teeny weeny that would 'splain it all.
But SusanB I must confess some of us can be size queens. Yeah technique is everything but still sometimes ...

Lelaina Pierce said...

"She wants to join his Kabbalah group with him."

Of course she does.

@Sherry - I've been thinking this for awhile after an interview I saw with her once.

Lisa P. said...

Why am i still hearing about this racist, disgusting w*ore. She deserves being with Chris considering she is certainly no angel either!!!

B626 said...

Off subject-wonder if Brittanny Murphy was hired out by Diana Jenkins right before her accidental death??

kerri said...

I'm not sure why you can't see this happening Enty.. They are both major assholes, so they would get along fine.

kyliegirl1234 said...

Maybe this is fake to cover up her real relationship with Chris? Since the public reacted poorly to their recent attempt at coming out as a couple, this would make sense.

Henriette said...

I think she is a sex addict too. She is very vocal about her sex life. Isn't she the blind about having herpes?

luckylass said...

B626, I think there was a blind regarding Brittanny Murphy being pimped out by her husband at the time.

Denise said...

Mmmmmhmmm. Amen to that sister.

Urban Rosebud said...

Racist??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! Rhianna ancestors did not enslave & psychologically damage a whole race of people & stop them from getting jobs or providing for their families all because of the color of their skin. She also did not feel she was superior enough to GUN DOWN A 14 yr old boy in a hoodie because of the COLOR of his SKIN. Racism is an Institution just like marriages, banks & universities that is still alive, well & fucking with peoples lives. So find yourself a chair & SIT ALL THE WAY DOWN with that nonsense & lok up the definition of racism in the dictionary while you are at it. With that said. Most average person has PREJUDICES; however, BLACK AMERICAnS do not have the power to create glass ceilings where only we prosper in certain industries or redline areas where only black people can live. Read "The Help". Even most white people know this & I will not let you get away with calling a Black person racist when ther is NO WAY IN HELL a black person can be racist....prejudice YES...Racist NO.

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crila16 said...

All losers dealing with losers. I liked Rihanna, but now I'm losing respect for her.

MK said...

@Urban Rosebud, I think Lisa P might have been referring to Rihanna tweeting a photo of rice cakes and sunglasses that she took as a jab at Chris Brown's half-Asian girlfriend..? Not sure if that was what she was referring to.

Patty Mayonnaise said...

Ashton wanted some chocolate cake so she served him a piece

Jeri said...

@ Jenn719 - I saw that show, it was funny. Brittney said something like "it just goes to show he doesn't mind that she is older and she doesn't mind that he is tiny."

Then she laughed and said just joking. LOL