Friday, March 02, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

If anyone's ever wondered at least one of the reasons why Caesar Anchovy-Arse likes to abuse his stunning wife, Strippa Rip-Ya, who never has really figured out how best to confront her B-list hubby, we have a major clue comin' your way.

It's not just Caesar's "unbearable temper" (as mutual friends put it), or his penchant for guzzling beer instead of drinking up his wife's beautiful bod and personality, it's that Caesar has a penchant for other temptations. Pretty typically seedy, too. Wanna hear what they are?

"[Caesar] loves nothing more than to head down to Mexico, check into a place on the beach and do all the drugs he can," says a professional friend to the not exactly charming star. "And then when he's high enough, he'll have sex with anything and everything. Men, women, whatever, doesn't make a difference to him."

Wow. No wonder Caesar's always been so passive-aggressively hell-bent on making his wife's life major crapola. He's not that into her! Makes complete sense.

"I don't think he's ever really come to terms with the fact that he's bisexual," surmised the Anchovy-Arse source. "That's a major area of denial in his life. It's pretty consistent that he's treated [Strippa] like he has. He doesn't respect her. He doesn't respect himself."

Which is probably why Caesar goes out of his way to play the hetero-card, once he's back home in the States. Now, as tempting as it is to start feeling a pang o' sympathy for Caesar, we beg you not to:

Caesar went into his marriage knowing full he had other sexual needs. But he wanted a family.

And on top of that, it's not like Caesar's some huge-butt star with a massive following—he'd certainly survive if it became publicly known he swings both ways.

I mean, we're not talkin' George Clooney or Brad Pitt-level here.

And It Ain't: Matthew Broderick, Mark Consuelos, Josh Kelley

22 comments:

FrenchGirl said...

usually i will say Marc anthony was my guess but Anthony was yet married with kids before his JLo's marriage

Ida Blankenship said...

*yawn*

This is supposed to be J-Lo and Marc Anthony.

I read Ted column each day, but he contradicts himself more or less constantly when it comes to these blinds. It's getting tiresome.

Lainey still writes awesome blinds, though. Does anyone else think this new one might be about Nicole Richie?

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22862/Not-a-doting-mother--not-a-kind-employer-blind-riddle

The Wilhites said...

I can't get past the second paragraph... I need food before I try to decode Ted's BI.

__-__=__ said...

With all of South America for Marc Anthony to choose from, I just cannot imagine him going to Mexico. Nothing against Mexico, of course. There are other places to go if he wants to do this that would be more private and also more accommodating. Not Marc and JLo.

hunter said...

@Ida Blankenship -- I was trying to figure that one out (decided it's not Heidi Klum) and Nicole Richie is a good guess I think...

Can't think of any other recently separated "doting" mom type but I'm not great at these.

As for the Ted C Item I have no clue

Nonewsisgoodnews said...

Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson. The nicknames give it away and she keeps claiming he hits her.

Ida Blankenship said...

@hunter -- I didn't even think of Heidi!! I really like her, though -- sure hope she's not the subject of this one. :-/

She seems too heartbroken lately to want footrubs from a bodyguard. Who knows? Nicole doesn't look heartbroken. She just seems perpetually pissy. And I honestly think that she and Joel are over.

Ida Blankenship said...

Oh, and I thought that Heidi was supposed to be super-nice to her staff, but I could be mixing her up with someone else.

Snark bite said...

David Boreanaz & Jamie Bergman

Gin Royal said...

Nicole and Joel separated?

Ida Blankenship said...

@Gin Royal -- there have been rumors about a separation and impending divorce for a while, not to mention two separate blind items about how Joel is cheating on Nicole with Delta whatsherface.

crila16 said...

Lainey's vice I think is Nicole Kidman.

crila16 said...

Well...Ted's BV can't be Mark Anthony or JLo, which is what it was originally thought to be. I wonder if it's Diane Lane and the prick she's married to.

Ida Blankenship said...

@crila -- I thought it might be about Nicole too, but Lainey already had a blind about her being a distant mom a couple of years ago. Something about how bottles aren't allowed in the house or whatever, remember? And she and Keith actually seem pretty tight; they were photographed together within the past week. I don't think this new one is about Nicole.

And as for the Ted blind, he all but outed Marc as Caesar when he and J-Lo divorced, yet the language in this blind makes it sound as if he didn't have children prior to marrying her. Also, Marc Anthony might not be a gigantic star here, but he's HUGE in other markets. He DOES have a massive following in other countries and with certain ethnicities.

Even when Ted is easy, he still gives me a migraine.

Ida Blankenship said...

...and sorry to clog up these comments, but Ted's blind last week was about Josh Brolin and Diane Lane, wasn't it?

yodelay said...

Either this is totally made up or its not Marc Anthony. He's a star among stars internationally, just not as big on the states. I think Ted would know that. And yeah, I dont think Mexico would be his go-to.

crila16 said...

Strip Ya has already been established to be a Pop Diva. Could it be Gwen Stephanie...or Pink?

8/13 - Ted says that SRY's husband is a celebrity, but does NOT have a BV nickname.
8/18 - Ted has given the husband a nickname - Caesar Anchovy-Arse.
12/3 - Ted says that SRY is a pop diva.
3/8 - Ted says that CAA is the father of SRY's children

crila16 said...

@ Ida...you're probably right. I think what set me off to thinking it could be Nicole K. was because of the recent BV that said that a female celeb has a young child that had developmental challenges, so they hardly ever brought the child out and always left it with the nanny to raise. Everyone guessed Nicole K or Kelly Preston.

feziq said...

Seal and Heidi Klum?

Beth said...

I can see this being Gwen and Gavin.

He hooked up with Boy George (or someone Culture Club-related) back in the day.

He does have an older daughter, but was uanware of her existence until a few years ago.

RenoBlondee said...

This blind screamed JLo and Marc until this write up. This is the only one that doesn't sound like Marc.

Henriette said...

I think Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale sounds good for this. There was a lot of talk about how she came alone to an Osar's party.