Ted C Blind Item
It's been awhile since we've heard from beefcake boy-lovah Stealth Stud-Poof.
See, SS-P knows expertly how to play the Hollywood closeted-star game and he's been busy maintaining his A-list status, landing super-sexy roles, buffing up his stellar bod, and ya know, banging his über-hot BF on the side!
Sounds like the perfect life, no? Heck, he didn't even have to hide his same-sex shenanigans: Everyone in Poof's camp was in on the sitch (even the Mrs.). He just had to keep things under wraps from the public, which, of course, he always has.
Until now.
Mr. Poof seems to have developed a habit of forgetting to close the shades on those big ol' windows at his place (which he pretty much keeps separate from the pad with the wife), giving many passing looky-loos quite the shocking show!
See, Stealth purchased a swanky apartment for his loverboy where the two dudes can get it on for days on end without any prying paps trying to home in on their love nest.
But on one of the recent visits with the BF (one of Stealth's favorite ways to relax and indulge), he seemed not to notice the exclusive complex has turned into quite the celebrity hot spot.
Which means fans. Lots of 'em, all hoping to catch a sighting of one of the many stars living in this A-list building.
But here's what they weren't expecting to see:
Stealth and his pal getting it on. Not in the entirely raunchy way you might think (or want). But sure enough, Stealth was hugging and kissing his man with years of affection behind those sparkling eyes. You know, the kind of open-mouth kisses that take you straight to the bedroom—which is precisely what happened.
Adorable…but homo-licious, none the less. And oozing with passion that could destroy Stealth's career of playing badass ladies' men—at least, that's what his people tell him.
So tread carefully, Stud-Poof, and get some damn curtains—or we may soon be removing the Stealth from your moniker. Unless, of course, you're just waiting for someone to snitch so you can turn your fab domestic life with your dude into a full-time sitch?
AND IT AIN'T: Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Matthew McConaughey
21 comments:
Will Smith?
Hugh Jackman?
If there were "lots" of fans should there not be pictures?
I am so sick of gay blinds.
So where are the pictures? If all these people are walking by why didn't they whip out there phones? Everyone has a camera on there phones now. I hate these blinds. I'm not sure why a gay man constantly writes about trying to out people. Ted, not Enty.
Sounds like Channing Tatum, but not sure I believe this...
I know it's getting old for us to say that these Ted blinds are getting old, but come on. Either Ted is full of crap or he is the most self-loathing gay man on the planet.
Seems to be Hugh Jackman who I love. It's no secret that he's gay but he handles his life so well and he seems like such a great person and a fantastic dad and a caring partner to his wife I personally don't care about his private life....
I'm guessing Will Smith. The cover of Star magazine has a story on it. But what super-sexy roles has he played recently? I hate Ted C's annoyingly long, fake names! I get a little pissed that I have to read the whole name so I can follow the story.
Sounds like New York opposed to LA, so I am on the Hugh Jackman train.
My two cents - this just screams Will Smith to me, and for what's it worth, all the "and it aint's" live in California, so I'm going for Will Smith.
I agree with you Misch!
He and his wife seem perfectly happy. If this is his arrangement, everyone involved seems to consent to it. And who is to say that just because you love more than one person or type of people that you aren't a perfectly good person yourself??
In the original post about him, it said he has children with his wife. Biological, not adopted. That takes Hugh out of it even though it seems like it could be him. That piece doesn't fit.
Honestly I am getting to the point where I will just assume all actors (not including actresses in this count yet) are gay factoring in a 5% error rate LOL.
The gay blinds are boring to me. I look forward to the day when those actors don't feel like they have to bother to hide it.
I've kinda decided to ignore Ted. I think he is one of the ones who hear a bit of gossip and expand upon it without a bit of truth to back it up. Plus, reading his stuff gives me a headache. What can I say, I'm selfish like that.
This sounds like NYC and I'm gonna guess its 15 central park west.
Now who's been seen there? on it.
This was in today's Chicago Sun Times...
PHOTO FLASH: Coming on the heels of Jude Law’s victimization in the News Corp. phone hacking scandal in Britain — which landed him a healthy six-figure settlement from Rupert Murdoch’s media empire — the actor is even more paranoid about his privacy than ever.
That’s why he went ballistic when he learned New York University undergrads — living in a dorm across the street from Law’s Greenwich Village penthouse — were photographing him walking around his apartment shirtless and working out on his terrace.
Now Law is hunting for new Big Apple digs — paying special attention to neighboring buildings and any possible sites where his privacy could be breached.
My biggest problem with this blind, apart from all the usual Ted-blind problems, is that it doesn't make any sense logically. He states that Mr. Poof forgets to close the shades on those big ol' windows at his place giving many passing looky-loos quite the shocking show. "Passing looky-loos" seems to indicate a house near enough to a street that passers-by could look into. But then later he clearly states that the action is taking place in an A-list building, which to me says luxury apartment building where all of the apartments would be very high up and therefore have no chance of anyone passing by. Granted, apartments can be seen into from other apartments, but then wouldn't Ted have said "gave the neighbors quite the shocking show"?
And I also totally agree with the others who have said that if this were really happening, there would be photos. Everyone has a camera on their phones. Most of us have HD video on our phones.
@drj - at first I thought you wrote Carol Channing.....I thought "WTH!???" guess I need glasses now. Though if it WERE her, that would make this blind a 100% more awesome. Alot funnier too.
Why didn't anyone guess Mr. Top Gun?
I don't even read his crap. I just jump right to the comments.
The spirits tell me it is prolly not Jude Law. He seems bitchy enough to be gay, but I feel like his Englishness and droopy eyes get mistaken for queeniness.
Besides, Jude Law--studly?
I doubt it. He's too meager for 'studly.' you have to have pecs to be 'studly.'
Old Jude just doesn't have much of a rack, it's more like a kind of sad, hairy Trapper-Keeper or something.
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