Chris Brown is not going to be happy. In fact, I think at this point he is deciding who he wants to punch first. His current girlfriend or the one he cheats on her with, namely Rihanna. Of course he could try and punch Ashton Kutcher, but Chris is a big bully and will only hit someone who never will hit back. The Sun says Ashton and Rihanna have been having sex for the past two months and she wants to join his Kabbalah group with him. This would also mean that Ashton is cheating on his girlfriend of four months which is also entire probable. I just don't see Ashton and Rihanna together. I think it is a great story and think if they are together it would blow up into some amazing disaster car wreck glorious spectacle, but as much as I want that, I don't see it.