Friday, April 13, 2012

Amanda Bynes Goes Drinking The Texts And Drives And Is A Mess



Lets face it. If there is one person other than Lindsay Lohan who should not be clubbing right now it is Amanda Bynes. Fresh off her DUI arrest last week and the next night being banned from The Standard, Amanda was back at it last night, although she did change her outfit from short short dress to short short shorts with her bra hanging out. Amanda decided that since she only barely hit the police car last week that she must be an excellent driver and could text and back up at the same time. Then she happened to hit the curb which is a good thing because she would have hit that wall for sure if not for hitting the curb.

42 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

What a MESS, SMDH

Amanda M. said...

This whole Diane Jenkins thing comes out and....

boom goes the dynamite

Sian said...

In the bottom photo you can see her feet are covered in plasters - not a good look!

capecodder said...

How does one even get to be driving about at night straight off a DUI arrest??

Tempestuous Grape said...

Those shoes probably kill, so she uses those cover thingies. I'll be using them tonight myself!

Ivy said...

Poor thing is in a downward spiral.

hunter said...

Ew, all those Band-Aids - one is popping off her heel in the back.

Terrible look.

Sarah said...

Wow, I feel like something worse is coming with her.

donner said...

I'm surprised that Lindsay is letting Amanda steal all her paparazzi shots and notoriety...I keep expecting Lindsay to 'out drunk' Amanda any day now...

Ms Cool said...

Who knew that Lindsay Lohan had someone looking up to her for inspiration?

Jasmine said...

She's the new Lindsay Lohan

FACT.

Nice bandaids honey

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Seriously, WHO IS THIS TRICK? I keep hearing about her drunk driving, but otherwise, I've never heard of her? Must be a reality ho? Teen mom or something?

capecodder said...

She was a child star of a TV show on Nickelodeon, I believe. Also did some PG "comedy" flicks. Then another TV show. Her recent film role was in "Easy A" w/Emma Stone.

Del Riser said...

She's actually over the curb. Is the guy in the car drunker than she is? Why isn't he driving little miss DUI?

seaward said...

She was a Nickelodeon star, then was in a show with Jennie Garth and did a few movies. She's actually pretty talented and funny, it's really sad what's happening to her.

mindyj9 said...

What has happened to her?! She did use to be pretty funny and possibly had potential to become a decent or good actress. Is there something specific that happened to her that we can pinpoint the beginning of this downward spiral?!

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Okay, Nickelodeon explains why I've never heard of/seen her before. Thanks, guys!

Audrey said...

This pisses me off to no end. How irresponsible can she be??

Texshan said...

That is about eleventy fashion don'ts in just one photo. Impressive.

I am not as gleeful when bad things happen to Bynes as I am when they happen to LiLo. LiLo deserves every shitty thing that happens to her, IMO, and much more. But Amanda can still get her shit together if she tries. Going out clubbing a week after getting a DUI is not the way to do it, however. I fear we are seeing LiLo 2.0 here.

dizzyeggs said...

okay, i missed the diane jenkins thing and i tried google, but it brings me up all sorts of 'who killed diane jenkins on y&r' links. could someone point me in the right direction...pretty please?

Mother Campfire said...

@dizzyeggs...you'll have to search through "Himmmm" comments to find out. They're mind blowing. I'll give you the summary - Diana Jenkins is an int'l madame and there are many C/D list actresses that are her 'girls'. One of them is Hayden P, of which there is documentation of them being, ahem, friends. You can easily google a photo of them both on a boat and Jenkins has noticably handprint bruises on her behind (classy!). Jenkins just came out with a photo book and it's alledged that the people posing in it are actually a who's who of her delightful little ring. http.room23thebook.com/

Bynes is also in the book.

Thomas said...

She was on "The Amanda Show" on Nick. She was pretty funny, doing characters and stuff, in what I consider to be a kinda quirky / bordering-on-spastic Canadian comedy kind of way. I'm not even sure if she's Canadian or not, but her Nick show really reminded me a bit of "You Can't Do That On Television". On that show I'm talking about, she was goofily charming. I liked her a lot, until she got older and wound up on that slightly trashy "How I Met Your Mother"-esque show, the name of which I'm forgetting now. It's a shame that cool, funny, smart kids sometimes grow up to and become stupid, gross grown-ups...

parissucksliterally said...

people who text and drive are fucking assholes.

that is all.

Basil said...

I don't know. This whole thing reeks of "publicity stunt" so Amanda can have a "comeback" later on in the year with the de rigeur People cover on how she overcame her demons.

lisap515 said...

What I Like About You was the show she was on with Jennie Garth.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

It hasn't been a good month for the two stars of What I Like About You. Amanda is on the fast track to Lohan-land and Jennie Garth is divorcing her long-time husband Peter Fettucini or whatever his name is after he slept with everyone on Twilight. Screw Seinfeld. That show sounds like the one that's really cursed. Mary Cherry - you'd better watch your ass.

Maja. With a J. said...

FETTUCINI! That's what it was.*L*

anita_mark said...

Oh God, please let LL come out and try and get all the attention back. I can use some entertainment because it seems like Angie and Brad are going to be all anyone is talking about.

I love the bandaids sticking it, all class. My feet are currently covered in bandaids (just got back from Vegas) and I'm constantly checking to make sure the ones on my heels aren't sticking up.

I'm not a huge fan of heels and shorts but if the shorts are kind of dressy and the legs are great, it's ok. Her legs are great but those shorts look casz.

Hazeldazel said...

CLASSY!!! Nice touch with the band-aid sticking up in the back, and the bra showing. Kinda gives it a cheap-hooker-gonna-OD-on-meth-later-tonite look y'know?

But hey, her Dad sez she's totes sober y'all.

Beth_Furumasu said...

Wait wait. In the top photo she is alone in the car and in the bottem there are two people. And the quality of the photos look like were not taken by the same camera or just at the same time because the iso and white balance look way different. I think this is a case of putting two photos together to make a more interesting story than what really happened.

KPeony said...

So, people stop talking about her and then she dyes her hair pink, gets a dui, goes batshit crazy, etc and now shes everywhere? Call me a cynic but we've seen this all before.

Wel played Amanda, well played.

Expect pland for a comeback in 5... 4... 3.. 2... 1...

ghost said...

She's doing this shit on purpose, you know. Think about it.

Bad, ignorant behavior is rewarded in our stupid society these days- was anyone talking about Amanda Bynes before she got arrested? Did anyone give a crap about her comings and goings?

No, of course not. She was a small, small fish in a big, big pond. The reward for acting like an asshole is more publicity- she's followed and papped more now than she ever would have been, and people talk about her daily. Such is the current business model of Hollywood. For example, without her constant screw-ups and court appearances, Lindsay Lohan would not have been in the news much at all the past five years or so.

It's quite pathetic, really. Talent apparently means nothing next to behaving like an ingrate.

Cook said...

Wasn't there a blind awhile back about a "star" plotting her downfall and then her comeback?

Krissie said...

Kinda confused by everyone making fun of her for a band-aid poking up. Maybe I'm missing something.

I used to actually like her, because she once said that a director asked her to dress sexy and get sloshed in order to garner attention for a film she'd done, and she told him he'd better find another actress if he wanted that kind of promotion. I respected her for that. Not anymore, obviously. It's clear that nowadays she is willing to behave that way even *without* a film to promote.

P.S. People who drive and text are selfish assholes who are going to kill somebody (themselves/other people/both of the above) someday.

Sherry said...

@Cook, now that you mention it I seem to recall something like that as well. We can only hope but seriously who would go so far as to get a DUI? That's cray cray. However, as a child actor growing up in that world it would not surprise me if she was a Diana Jenkins "employee" and all the pain and problems that would accompany both.

supapimp said...

She better find a man soon, or she's gonna be the next JLH.

lutefisk said...

I feel bad. She is actually very talented and made a name for herself when she was very young. Hopefully she will shape up without killing herself or some poor innocent person that gets in her way.

motcollins said...

She turned 26 about 10 days ago. I have no doubt asshats assured her that this young bird's pop-up timer was ready to pop and her shelf life was set to expire.

Urban Rosebud said...

That pink hair & those bruises on her leg tell a story all by themselves a la Bryce Taylor as documented in her book "Thanks for the Memories". Things are not as they seem...

Urban Rosebud said...

That pink hair & those bruises on her leg tell a story all by themselves a la Bryce Taylor as documented in her book "Thanks for the Memories". Things are not as they seem...

Linnea said...

I'm calling it:

Next big lesbian romance in H-wood:
Lohan and Bynes!

You heard it here first.

cuyahoga_gal said...

Beth Furumasu, I was wondering the exact same thing...