Jennifer Aniston Has A Nursery
Life & Style has their new issue out and found the most billowy looking photo of Jennifer Aniston they could find and then say they have pictures of her nursery. As in flower nursery or they just have some photos of some random Google nursery that may be the kind of nursery that Jen would like. I know I have said this before but the sales numbers must be so high for Jennifer Aniston issues compared to others that these kinds of stories keep getting print. There is just no other reason to recycle them. I did have a great time laughing at it though.
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I would love to find that she gets kickbacks for not suing them. That would be hilarious
I am convinced, these Aniston and Brangelina covers are some way that covert agencies are communicating with each other, or with aliens. I interpret this one about the nursery to mean, "The alien pods are now in place under everyone's beds. Proceed to phase 2, Operation Kardashian Overlords."
LOL like with Men in Black!
Suuuuuuuuure she does.
Exactly, Vicki! Snooki is probably the leader. The "Housewives" shows are our planet's historical documents being transmitted into space. Aliens think we're all middle-aged, snooty, rich, bitches, with dogs in our purses, duck lips, stretchy mini-dresses and hair extensions. They sent the Kardashians because they thought they'd "blend."
remember, the people who buy this trash, actually spend some of their hard earned dollars on it, also vote in America.
@FS, see this expression --------->
OMG, Jennifer, I am so LMAO.
Thanks for finally making sense out of the Kardashians and Snooki too.
The phrase "baby joy" has really started to irritate me. How many times can the same phrase be used on the cover of multiple magazines?
@Jennifer H, haha, you have cracked the code! omg that's hilarious
My favorite part of this cover - the Reese "I don't care how much weight I gain". That's the biggest lie on this sheet of paper! Life & Style should be scared they printed that. I wouldn't mess with that crazy heffer.
The house Aniston just bought in Bel Air *does* have a vineyard.
I wonder how she and Reese like sharing the cover with Snooki?
Jennifer has supposedly had a nursery set up since she was married with Pitt. ::eyeroll::
If Jennifer Aniston wanted children, she'd have them. Its obviously not her thing right now; why is everyone so obsessed with her having kids? I think she'd make a great mom, but she'll do what she wants when she feels like it.
People wonder why Aniston doesn't just say she doesn't want kids. This is why. If she said that, she'd drop from A-list to B-list overnight, because she'd lose most of her "buzzworthiness."
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