Jessica Biel Spends Week In Paris Getting Followed
Last week, Jessica Biel was in Paris and her every move was tracked by her publicist and dutifully reported to Kneepads. Apparently there must have been some kind of free coffee exchange for publicity thing because the first thing Kneepads mentioned was where exactly Jessica got her morning coffee. I'm guessing the publicist got a whole bunch of free coffee. Anyway, the "story" went on to talk about how Jessica went to a designer who also does wedding dresses so she must have been picking one out and then she went to another designer so that must have been for a fitting for the dress and then she went to a kid's store so she must be pregnant. I wish she had got lost and walked inside a funeral parlor and we could be discussing which person close to Jessica was dying of something incurable and how she was making plans for them, in Paris.
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I think Enty is much more concerned with the marriage than the rest of us.
Funny point, ladies!
I was thinking how happy she looked for a change. Though I would be pretty damn happy if I were shopping in Paris too! I love Paris!
Lol Ivy. That is a good picture of her. That is all I can add.
I don't have a problem with her.
I think she's an okay actress.
Bit boring with a boyfriend who puts me to sleep.
Average looking with a nice ass.
Not someone I would go crazy for if I saw her on the street.
If this were on Dlisted it would be tagged #boring and #whocares.
I don't know if Justin and Jessica are bearding for each other, but they just don't generate any heat.
She has zero chemistry with co-stars. It isn't so much that she isn't a good actress, it's that she really doesn't generate any heat with her male stars. The only thing I saw her in that I liked was Blade 3?4? Whichever one Ryan Reynolds was in before he became a huge douchebag. Whatever.
She is actually smiling here, which makes me wonder what is really going on. Isn't it her mission to look dark and brooding in every picture taken?
I met her in Aspen years ago (pre Timberlake) with her parents. She was really sweet. Dim witted, but sweet.
I sort of fell in love when I saw her in The Illusionist (is that the name?) The way they filmed that, the lighting and everything, she looked so beautiful. It was such a pretty movie. But I wouldn't consider myself a fan.
Is JT really going to allow her to choose her own dress, or wil he deign to design it?
I can imagine him wanting to have his hand in everything, since CLEARLY he s the big prize here.
The eye roll is implied.
boring....
EmEyeKay- The Illusionist was a GREAT MOVIE! And she was fairly good in it.
I still remember that revealed blind about her being the one that bought Justin T. a 15k bejewled cock ring!!!
I dont know WHAT is up with those two but agreed they have shady looking chemistry. Though if I had to place bets on it- she probably IS pregnant. I just dont see Justin having all that much enthusiasm for her and he seems the type to marry the knocked up ones.
If she's happy, good for her. I personally wouldnt have married his cheating egotistical ass.
The Illusionist is one of those movies that I really wanted to see and then just kind of forgot about. I'm glad to hear it was good and now it's back on my radar.
The sad thing is, she's going to be in Total Recall, with my beloved Colin Farrell. I wouldn't have thought a female couldn't help but have chemistry with the most beautiful man on earth, but then there was Keira Knightley, as a stick figure in London Boulevard (*wretching at the memory*) so I have little hope she'll spark to Colin. *weeping*
Jessica is just pretending! Justin is marrying me! Lol
She's ecstatic at being papped when Justin isn't even around. "They're paying attention to ME ME ME!!!!"
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