Monday, April 09, 2012

Leah Messer Marries Again - Already Has Eye On Someone For Next Season


Apparently Leah Messer has figured out a sure fire way to stay on Teen Mom every season. Have a wedding each season and have it filmed. In between seasons she finds some new guy and cheats and gets a quickie divorce. It is a sure fire winner to keep cashing those MTV paychecks. Over the weekend, Leah got married in Kentucky in front of the cameras. You know, kind of like she got married in front of the cameras before.


The couple (producers) decided to get married on Tuesday and MTV arranged for all the licenses and permissions so the couple could get married on Wednesday in The Wedding Chapel. The whole guest list only totaled 15 people and that included everyone from MTV and Leah's twin daughters. So, definitely a rush job.

The best quote from the guy who performed the service when asked about famous people he has married? “We’ve had two couples on Jerry Springer — one from Boyd County and one from Ashland." Nice.

14 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

If she looked like Sasquatch in drag, I'd say she's the missing Kardashian sister.

sweetstarshine1 said...

this is that awkward moment where you get engaged because your girlfriend is pregnant and then she has a miscarriage and then she still wants to get married. You think wth, lets just do it quick, it will be like ripping off a bandaid.

I give it 4 months. No way can this one last longer than her First.

Moosefan said...

He looks like a catch.
She needs to get some therapy. If not for herself, for the benefit of her daughters and any future children she may have.

EmEyeKay said...

I can't - that guy - he's so -

Ugh.

Rose said...

On ONTD the article said she married Lance Bass's long lost half brother. I didn't feel like reading any farther.

Patty Mayonnaise said...

Dude is fugly but then again so is she but her daughters are beautiful. Too bad they have a whore for a mother.

Sarah said...

He appears to be the missing link.

figgy said...

The bright light of intelligence just twinkles out of his orbs, no?

Robert said...

As Alex P. Keaton once said: "If we could harness the brain power in that room, we could toast bread...lightly."

Jules_345 said...

Lol Robert

seaward said...

Twins, marriage, divorce, "miscarriage" (cmon), second marriage. ALL BEFORE 20. There's gotta be some sort of award she's eligible for. Similar to a Darwin but for the still lving?

leslie1219 said...

Didnt teen mom get canceled because of amber portwood's legal troubles? Sounds like leah missed the memo.

leslie1219 said...

Didnt teen mom get canceled because of amber portwood's legal troubles? Sounds like leah missed the memo.

leslie1219 said...

Didnt teen mom get canceled because of amber portwood's legal troubles? Sounds like leah missed the memo.

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