Over the weekend, TMZ said a woman filed a police report accusing Lindsay Lohan of battery at a club on Thursday night. The woman says that she was talking to some guy that Lindsay came with and the next thing you know Lindsay was pushing and shoving her. Lindsay of course has proclaimed her innocence and said she was not even out that night. Instead she was at home preparing herself for Good Friday services and watching wholesome television and trying to find her song book for choir practice. It is not that I think someone is above screwing around with Lindsay to make her look bad, it is just that the filing of a false police report can land the accuser in jail, so my guess is there is some kind of truth to it. So, who had two weeks in the pool? So much for my year.