If you are a woman who has no child but wants one, apparently you are supposed to hook up with Ed Houben. Ed is 42 years old and until 8 years ago was a virgin. Now he has 82 kids. Yes, Ed has been a busy boy. He sleeps with about 15 women a month and by his count has 45 girls and 35 boys and two of the women he got pregnant don't talk to him anymore so he has no idea what sex their babies are. Ed is not exactly the best looking guy in the world and I'm sure there are lots of guys out there who would do it for free like Ed does so why would you pick him to be the father of your baby. A guy who was a virgin until he was 34? Those are the genes you want for your baby? Why not sign them up for math camp right now and pre-order that Dungeons & Dragons box set for their 35th birthday.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Ed has about an 80% success rate. He says that women sign forms saying he won't have to pay child support. Well, good luck with that because someday you might end up paying and then next thing you know you are going to be supporting hundreds of kids. So, do you think the sex is ever good or do you think he is all business about it? Do they at least have some coffee first? A little chat?