Friday, April 20, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH cooking/lifestyle star threw a major hissy fit when the first-class cabin ran out of fresh lemons for her hot tea? The decorating diva berated a flight attendant for handing her a packet of lemon juice and then complained how she would demand a refund on her ticket!

40 comments:

Tour Wonk said...

that has got to be Martha..

89 said...

Martha Stewart

Sue Kim said...
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Beth said...

Martha

hunter said...

Pretty sure it can only be Martha, no one else would qualify as a decorating diva.

califblondy said...

Well, it was first class after all. You'd think they would have a lemon. I wouldn't know first hand though because I only fly the cheap seats.

Chris said...

I was going to say Auntie Sandy... she is known for her "tablescapes" as well as "food." If you can call it that.

Pookie said...

i'm officially a cynic. i read this as, 'which coking star...'.

martha ftw.

FrenchGirl said...

just to be different: Gwinnie Paltrow

Ellin said...

Martha, Martha, Martha...

Vicki Cupper said...

Paula Deen. Just to be different and I hate that redneck bitch.

seaward said...

Well, to be fair, lemon juice from a packet tastes like plastic.

ms snarky said...

I hope Martha would behave better than this.

crila16 said...

Lol...Only Martha. I still laugh everytime I think sbout the time Martha was in jail, and she got in trouble for sneaking spices out of the cafeteria into her cell.

billybob said...

I thought that spell in jail would have instilled some humility in old Martha. Unless my second choice Gwynnie is the answer.

luvgossip said...

Would Marths fly commercial? I like the Paula Deen guess.

Ms Cool said...

Did she get fresh lemons for her hot tea while she was in prison?

Kassandra said...

Could be Rachel Ray...she does food and has a home dec show as well.

Basil said...

I want to say Martha, but doesn't she keep that side of her personality to people who are paid not to talk about it? Having a tantrum in first class just doesn't ring true for her. Maybe Rachel Ray?

Shallow Gal said...

Martha doesn't usually fly commercial. If you check her website, her trips to different places all seem to be on a private jet. Martha Stewart flying commercial...can't picture it.

anita_mark said...

When you pay a few thousand dollars to fly first class, I'd expect a lemon. I've flown business class a few times for work... it's a good life. Once, they ran out of two of the three dinner options so I had to eat lamb. I hate lamb. I sucked it up but had I actually paid for that ticket, I wouldn't have flipped out but I would've sent an angry email to the company.

peabee said...

I hope this woman never flies on Virgin Atlantic...

urban chaos said...

Still recall when MS was in Toronto years ago dining with a table of people when one woman attempted to order the fookit chicken. "It's Phuket dear, Phuket.." I know Martha is a diva but I still love her.

Mango said...

Some of these people need a good swift kick in the seat of their pants. The economy sucks and there's so much unemployment and so many homeless families and she's bitching about the lack of real lemon in her fucking first class cup of tea? I'd love to know who this twat is. REVEAL, ENTY, PLEASE!

Sis said...

I would think Martha would bring her own ;)

Unknown said...

It doesn't have to be Martha. There's tons of decorating "divas". Candace Olsen, Genevieve Gorder etc. etc. Could even be playing with words since so many of HGTV stars are gay men.

ardleighstreet said...

Dear Richard,

I hadthe greatest misfortune to fly FIRST class on your airline.
My trip was hideous. I needed a cup of tea with lemon after being felt up by airport security. The unfortunate little guttersnipe flight attendant offered me this packet of lemon. A PACKET OF LEMON Richard!!I was offended. It was humiliating. ME with a packet of lemon. She told me airport security does not allow real knives on planes. Civilized people need REAL lemon Richaard. I fully believe in keeping packets back with the riff-raff of the other passengers but those of us with a superior taste need something to keep a step above being just like the others. Those little curtains just aren't cutting it. About the curtains....

Love Martha

Sherry said...

@Anita: The reason you got last chouce was exactly because you were upgraded. As a former FA I can tell you that's how it works. And so sorry but there are only so many lemons boarded. They eliminated that stupid olive off the salad and saved like a million dollars so you can imagine the deal with lemons. And some people want 2-3. It's not like they can walk out and get more. In the grand scheme of things it's not the death of thousands in Bhopal. It's fucking citrus for Chrissakes.
Well there's MY tantrum.

Melissa K said...

I don't think it's Martha. It's Sandra Lee, and here's why.

For years she called herself a "Lifestylist" even though that term is trademarked by someone else and she has no right to use it. After several years of legal threats, she finally discontinued her usage of the term.

Also, she started out (a few faces and cup sizes ago) on QVC selling some Kurtain Krap decorating kit to make valances or some ridiculousness like that.

Plus, there is video floating around of her being a complete bitch to employees and event organizers.

Me said...

whenever i'm somewhere and a customer does this i speak up. seriously, do you think the airline consulted the flight attendent on how many lemons to stock? bring your own damn lemon if it means that much to you,

mygeorgie said...

if it's an Air Canada flight, I'm going w/ Sarah Richardson. Bitch has gotten waaay diva.

Oh ya, she doesn't cook. I do feel better though. Can't stand that bland bitch.

Bally said...

I had to delurk just to post on this one.

Can anyone really imagine Martha Stewart flying commercial? I'm sitting here, cracking up at the thought of Martha going through a security pat-down.

With her money, she can afford a Gulfstream or two.

Unknown said...

I doubt it was Martha I was on a fligt with her once in first class and she was nothing but gracious, she signed autographs said hello to people..and I have seen other celebs on flights be down right rude who have maybe 1/100th of Martha's fame and money.

Mooshki said...

Unknown, since when are Candice or Genevieve "cooking/lifestyle" stars? "Lifestyle" means throwing parties, shit like that, not primarily decorating.

Mooshki said...

And I would hope that even the National Enquirer wouldn't be offensive enough to refer to a gay man as "her."

Karen said...

Martha flys private on her own plane. Not commercial. It has to be someone else.

Snowstorms said...

Geesh! I get frustrated every time I see an NE blind! This is the National Enquirer CDAN crew. They make the easiest blinds ever and 1 out of 100 may be true. Martha Stewart is the almost obvious answer, but do I believe any of their blinds? Occasionally - like when they rip one of Enty's...lol

KT said...

Sandra Lee.

Amit! said...

Aunt Sandy. She's very much the first person who popped into my head when I read this.

weezy said...

I'm not a huge fan of Stewart's, but I do remember when she was a local hit-the-bricks caterer in Connecticut; I think she'd be the first to understand that the aircraft crew had run out of lemons.

If it's any comfort, Lee is our *very* ambitious Gov. Cuomo's GF, and he and his family don't play (plus his ex is a Kennedy and he's still connected to them through his kids.) We can be sure Aunt Sandy got a good talking-to from the Gov's handlers.