You just have to love juicy divorces. Thomas Beatie filed divorce papers and in the papers accuses his soon to be ex-wife of being a violent alcoholic who would attack him at night and once punched Thomas right in the groin in front of the kids. Yeah, it's never fun to see mommy and daddy fight or to see daddy to go down in a heap of pain on the living room floor because he got punched in the junk. Apparently one day mom decided she was going to drive the kids to daycare while drunk before Thomas saved the day. Driving them to daycare leads one to think the woman was drunk in the morning. When you are drunk by 9am, then you are going to have a very long day and you have a problem. So far though we have only heard Thomas' side of the marriage. Soon we will hear the other side and I bet there is some crazy good stuff coming out about Thomas too.