Thursday, April 19, 2012

Random Photos Part Two

Yeah, that photo of Eva Longoria and Joel McHale is not going to work.
So, he got down on his knees.
Jason Biggs gets some sun in Rome.
I kind of expect to hear Jennifer Lopez start singing Beyond Thunderdome and pull out a hologram of Tina Turner.
Jennifer Love Hewitt goes makeup free.
Julia Roberts at a premiere and
Emma Roberts was also there so wouldn't it be best to
combine them. Julia's sister was there too, but that is too much Roberts for one day.

56 comments:

Ivy said...

That dress does nothing for JLo.
JLH looks so young without makeup

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Is that sister the one w the weight issues? And I can't believe that Eva Longoria/Joel Mchale photo is real...

RJ said...

Man, Eva is a tiny, tiny, tiny little thing isn't she? I wish there were more man-sized men like Joel McHale in Hollywood. Maybe then we could start seeing some normal sized actresses. Plus, Joel is hot!!!

Julia and Emma really do look a lot alike. I think Julia is a world-class bitch, but she is, in fact, a pretty woman (on the outside).

discoflux said...

That's a looooootta tooth down there.

FS said...

So is that the answer to the 'Crew Report' blind today?

alyssastinks said...

Love that first picture, story of my life at 5'2"

SaintsFan said...

What an odd pose in the Emma/Julia pic. Why is Julia standing half in front of her like that? Is she that narcissistic that she just wants to bump her own niece out of the picture? Don't answer that.

Mr. Britta said...

That look on Jlo's face, I think somebody forgot to stir her coffee counter-clockwise.

Nutty_Flavor said...

I see JLH has reached the age when slightly blurry photos are best.

Saturday Night Live did a great skit on that years ago, a riff on Elizabeth Taylor's perfume commercials: they filmed 'Elizabeth" through a shower door.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Can't find the video, but here is a transcript with screen shots.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93itaylor.phtml

Texshan said...

JLH is barely 33, Nutty. Not a doddering elderly lady. Totally uncool comment.

Sarah said...

Julia and Emma should trade outfits. More age appropriate.

lisap515 said...

Good lord, how tall is Joel? Or should the question be how damn tiny is Eva? Off to google his height now.

anita_mark said...

I just find JLH so pathetic and needy. Now she's posting this nonsense to get attention. What won't she do?

Eva Longoria is so gorgeous. Everything works for her.

Seachica said...

JLo looks like one of the bodies in the Bodies exhibit.

Sylvia said...

I've never liked Julia aka HorseMouth and I feel that Emma might end up the same way.

JLH looks pretty without makeup

Eva looks so tiny lol

RenoBlondee said...

Wowza on that first picture! I knew Eva was tiny, but dayuumm!
I agree @anita_mark Eva is stunning to me.

Athena said...

JLH looks so much better and 10 years younger without all that makeup! Too bad she insists on piling it on. Most actresses would kill to look that young at 33. Wonder what the deal is.

anita_mark said...

The picture of JLH is grainy, it's not hi-res. And that's probably one picture out of 1000 that she took that afternoon. It's an ok angle of her. She liked that one the best and posted it to get attention.

lalaland said...

ughh I cannot stand JLH! she is like a 14 year old girl the way she's always taking pics of herself and posting them online. at least she isn't making the stupid duck face this time but i still want her to go away

Dementia said...

Julia - compared with sister - looks a little too stretched and lifted. Actually a lot too stretched and her eyebrows are slightly too high. And then we should talk about lips....

Liz said...

Julia and her niece are very pretty. Julia's always had such beautiful skin.

Missjenny619 said...

@anita_mark:
I'm sure you are 100% correct in that assumption. She is that pathetic. That and I thought Enty posted a picture of Heidi Fleiss before reading it was actually JLH. Haha!

Dani said...

I didn't see anything other than Joel McHale. Looks yummy, hella funny...I would climb him like a tree.

Sherry said...

Count me as one of the ones wondering just how teeny Eva is and just how BIG McHale is.What a juxtaposition.
Also think JLH looks better without all that make up. She looks like she's 22!

Giulia said...

Those photos with little Eva and Big McHale are hilarious.

astrogirl said...

Where are Eva's shoes?

Cali Girl said...

I will be lining up to see Magic Mike - hot, shirtless men. The more the merrier!

MadLyb said...

So I Googled their heights - Joel is 6'4" and Eva is 5'2". Hilarious picture. I love Joel!

JLH does look really good without makeup.

nettalovesrobin said...

I also love joel and think he handsome. Eva is sweet and i love the pic with her and joel! Jlo needs to rethink that dress but her body is banging! Jlh looks 12 years old in that pic but looks good with no make up. I just didnt know her forehead was that big!

Unknown said...

I loved the pictures of Joel and Eva. I'm really short (5'2" on a good day) and love tall guys. My ex-husband was 6'3" (though he slouched due to a bad back) and my new boyfriend is 6'5". Even when I am wearing my 5" heels (which I wear 90% of the time) I still look so small next to him. My tall friends hate me because "I take all the tall guys from them."

mngddess said...

Joel is really really tall and Eva is really really short. Cute!

Man, I can't stand Julia Roberts.

Congrat, JLo, and fire your stylist. that dress makes you look boxy, hippy AND dumpy. And short.

Mooshki said...

Tom Hiddleston is a man-sized man. He needs to be the next big thing. Mmmm, Loki...

Thomas said...

Sarah- I agree. My immediate thought was that Julia is trying WAY too hard for a young look in that pic. And not succeeding. I'm pretty sure I remember Emma Stone wearing a similar dress about three weeks back, and even SHE looked a bit silly in it. Leave it for Wednesday Addams...

Amy said...

Julia Roberts is in her mid-40s and is wearing a dress for a 4 year old.

lutefisk said...

JLo's dress is very similar to Butter's Professor Chaos costume.

Chrissy Buns said...

JLH should make the decision to never wear makeup again. She is absolutely stunning in that picture! What a beautiful woman!

Chrissy Buns said...

(and now I need to hit her up for the $20 she gave me to write that last post...hehehe)

*i kid*

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MadLyb said...

I don't like Julia Roberts all that much either, but I have to say that some of youse guys are a bit rough on her. Just being honest. If that's how you really feel, though, disregard my opinion. She was charming in "Mystic Pizza" and "Pretty Woman", but sadly, it all went downhill from there.

MadLyb said...

Except she was good in "Erin Brokovich". That is all.

Sherry said...

@Nutty_flavor.Ah, those were the days when SNL knew that brevity was the soul of wit.

yes Unknown. Us tall girls end up with the short guys and the lil spinners get the big ones. 5'9" me and 5'10" husband. But he's big in my eyes so that just don't matter.

Thomas said...

Also, there's something up with the two Longoria/McHale pics, either photoshop or perhaps some kind of lens tomfoolery maybe? In the first pic, his head is about 40% bigger than hers, but in the second pic they're more closely sized. Something's fishy...

Jessie said...

Thomas, I think Joel McHale just has a large head.

I really like Julia's dress. I have one similar and get compliments when I wear it. I think she's gorrrrgeous but it's sad she's allegedly a dragon lady.

Lelaina Pierce said...

In addition to being handsome and funny,I always forget how ripped Joel McHale is. He needs to be shirtless on Community more often.

Thomas said...

His head is indeed large, but unless it can grow and shrink from moment to moment, I maintain that the pics are fishy :0

Mooshki said...

I think it's an optical illusion. Like how the moon looks larger when it's rising because you're seeing it in the context of the horizon.

Mooshki said...

But you're right, there's probably some lens distortion as well.

Alicia said...

Yup.. You can totally tell she used an instagram filter!!

dia papaya said...

So in love with Joel! Dream boat and funny and that smile. Damn his wife for snatching him up.

I'm a shorty too (5'2") my guy is 6'. When he wants to make fun of me he gets down on his knees and looks up with big eyes and mimics my smallness. The height ratio is scarily the same.

Moonmaid said...

I agree that the Julia Roberts hating here is a bit much. She has helped her niece a lot and is raising her kids way outside of the Hollywood spotlight. Yes, she is a star and a diva in the business but she has quietly done a lot of decent work outside of it and is not one to demand special treatment in her outside Hollywood life. Just what I've heard.

makeupbynumbers said...

I'd like to climb up on Joel McHale. Hot.

makeupbynumbers said...

Thomas said...
His head is indeed large, but unless it can grow and shrink from moment to moment, I maintain that the pics are fishy :0

It's because she's under the camera angle in the first pic and it's straight on in the second. Photography 101, not a conspiracy.

Thomas said...

@makeupbynumbers:

Wow. So do you think the whole "under the camera angle" bit might have a little something to do with Joel looking so ginormous in the first shot? No one was saying conspiracy, just that he's not really as tall (compared to Longoria) as it appears in the first pic. But thanks for needlessly being a smartass...

KatD said...

JLH looks gorgeous without makeup! I think most women would love to be that adorable and young looking without their makeup.

Me said...

jlo says that AI dresses her (??). she wore that wednesday night on AI and it was even worse "live". the dress was backed in flesh-toned fabric, (so it looked as if her boobs were exposed) but the sides were actually cut out. very unattractive.

ljh usually wears those giant fake lashes, and so much eyeliner. i love me some makeup, but she goes over board. this is better for sure.