Saturday, April 21, 2012

Real Housewives - New Jersey Preview

I watched the preview of the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New Jersey and it looks like a bunch of rats in wigs screaming and yelling at each other. So, in other words a typical RHNJ season. I think the best idea is to start the season by forcing all the women to go to wine country, away from their comfort zone and get them hammered on wine. It sets the tone for the whole season. I'm just waiting for the day Teresa gets arrested by the FBI in front of the cameras.

21 comments:

DueDiligence said...

Send them to a dive bar in Juarez, get them hammered on tequila and then make them find their way back to El Paso... at 2am.

Nosey Parker said...

I've never watched the show. Why would the FBI arrest Teresa?

nolachickee said...

I love this show. Yes, I said it. Dina's going to be on it this season. Yeah!!!

nolachickee said...

@Nosey Parker - because of all of the alleged shady business dealings of her and her husband.

EmEyeKay said...

I'm not going to watch. I watched season 2 of BH, that was only to see who Kim Richards grew up to be, and to see what duckface was like when cameras were rolling. That was enough for me.

I do have a crush on Lisa VDP now though, Enty, thanks for that. I want her to be my girlfriend/BFF/sister/mother/whatever.

stubbins said...

And if she is arrested in front of thosee cameras she will give ever so many interviews (in print and on camera) and write another-New-York-Times-bestselling-book which foolish me never sees, reads about or hears discussed off her show's cameras -- and in all of those she will say she never was arrested by something called people call "the F.I.B".

OMAMA is BROKO said...

I am not a fan of caroline "Tick as Thieves" manzo.

Nosey Parker said...

@nolachickee - Thanks! I'm going to read about her past.

Christine! said...

CAN HARDLY WAIT!

I don't think Dina is back on regular schedule...one time appearence, which is a bummer. She and her sister Caroline do not speak.

The gay wedding should be a BLAST.

mngddess said...

I unfortunately left the TV on after I watched Kathy Griffin's talk show, and RHONJ. Teresa Giudice is an embarrassment. She's ignorant, stupid, conceited, and just plain mean. I feel sorry for her daughters. Hope she's saving her money. Oh, wait! - no she's not...

Although I must say her hairline is FASCINATING. It migrates south a little each year, like the polar ice caps.

Sherry said...

@DD: that comment made me spit my beer out my nose. I find Gorilla Guidice quite odd looking. Sadly her chirrens inherited her uhm, good looks. Lest anyone give me shite for picking on kids.

Ivy said...

Juciy Joe isn't exactly the world's sexiest man either.

I enjoy the first season of these shows, but then they just try to top the previous season's drama and it gets ridiculous.

Bella said...

These people are such a mess!!

Lelaina Pierce said...

I still watch this trash and yes, I'm looking forward to it.

AKM said...

I'm looking forward to it, too, Lelaina. And I kinda hate myself for that.

Teresa's cookbooks are fun. *shrug*

Robert said...

Theresa is displaying what I like to call the "Real Housewives Pose," which is demonstrated repeatedly in confrontations throughout the show. Kyle and Kim even gave Brandi a two-for-one special last season! Watch how many times you see one or another of them do it this season..!

Mooshki said...

EmEyeKay, Lisa is the Queen of all the Hos.

Lissa said...

I met Teresa in person at a cooking demo and she was really sweet and really nervous/shy. I think people push her buttons on the show and her "bad side" comes out. She said she and Caroline do not speak and that Bravo tapes two seasons back to back so they were watching one season then having to work together the next day.

Lissa said...

Taped not tapes and that Bravo said they will never do that again. They would show up to work pissed off after seeing what each other said on the episode being aired the night before.

Barton Fink said...

Sunday night at ten o'clock, I am actually sitting in front of my t.v. and waiting for the show to start. Why? I want to see my lovely little Jacqueline or however it's spellt, and I want to see Mama Caroline wagging her head back and forth. And my little sexy Joe G and the other Joe G, both of whom are loathsome and yet let's be frank, if you want to get pawed by a big Guido, who's going to object to either of these two? One more minute! ...

Imani_Malika said...

Nolachikee im with you! im hype to see Dina! WHY isn't she talking to Caroline? All those damn Manzos every season another one pops up...