Ricki Lake got married last weekend but managed to keep it secret long enough to get a tabloid story out of it. So, really, not that secret. Does it count as an elopement if you end up selling the photos to tabloids? I thought the whole purpose of an elopement was to avoid the fuss and muss and to keep as far away from the father of the bride as possible since he does not want you marrying his daughter but you are afraid of losing her so you convince her to run away with you to Vegas and get married there where you have your rehearsal dinner at the $4.99 lunch buffet and look around at all the other brides and grooms also decked out in their finest rented formal wear. After you get married you decide to play some craps and do some shots before heading to the marital bed because everyone else is doing it and you are in Vegas and the next thing you know you and some other person who got married earlier in the day are having sex in one of the display cars they have next to slot machines and wondering where you can get your marriages annulled because you want to be with each other forever.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Anyway, Ricki got married on Easter and I hope she is very happy.