Friday, April 20, 2012

Rihanna Goes On A Date - With A Woman


Last night Rihanna Tweeted that she was headed out on her first date in two years. Most of her relationships do not actually involve dinner and a movie but are just this decade's version of a booty call. The only difference is that you text and call and IM instead of actually going through the dating process so when you do finally meet it is third date time from the beginning.

Surprising a few people probably, but designed to get your attention, Rihanna's date is a woman named Melissa Forde. The two were even spotted holding hands and being affectionate. So, I guess if others in Rihanna's past can play for both teams, Rihanna can too.

34 comments:

Agent**It said...
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RenoBlondee said...

I'm with you Enty. It was a couple hours since anyone paid attention to her, so she pulled this out of her ass.
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!!

Vicki Cupper said...

Yawn.

Banish this bitch to Famewhore Island with the three whores of the whorepocalypse.

Cathy said...

I like how Enty pretty much confirmed that the text Chris got (which caused the whole fight in the car) was from a guy.

nettalovesrobin said...

Rhi has always fukked women. This is no surprise.

Jonel said...

that's her best friend...but they have been rumored lesbians for years...

JAB said...

Melissa is Rih's best friend and personal assistant. Hand holding between the two is nothing new. A few minutes using google would've served you well, Enty.

MISCH said...

Rihanna reeks of desperation ....

Giulia said...

There's something really wrong with this woman.

I mean, that was obvious with the Chris Brown situation, but lately she's just unravelling in every way.

rareavis said...

This is her assistant.

Jesse D said...

@Vicky LMAO you've been killing me lately!

Layna Day said...

I just *love* how we can call other women bitches so flippantly.

it took forever said...

Forget rihanna I want to know which of her guys plays for both teams!!!

Sarah said...

Yeah this is not some new girl, but it's likely that they are clam jamming.

urban chaos said...

:sigh: So the girl can ready the Famewhore's attention handbook, next!

parissucksliterally said...

She will do ANYTHING for attention.

PATHETIC loser.

Fairmaiden327 said...

Silly whore.

J said...

Wow @ people calling her a bitch/whore. That girl is her friend/assistant and they've known each other since they were little. Calm down.

Mango said...

I like Rihanna, but no date in two years? What does that mean? Just booty calls? Which brings to mind the photo of her leaving Asston Kutcher's house. Yuukkkkkkk.

califblondy said...

LOL @Vicki, that's brilliant.

New reality show "Famewhore Island"...

Linnea said...

ittookforever:

Its been pretty well "established" (by gossip standards) that Chris Brown goes both ways. His male assistant (?) published a bunch of texts between them that kind of proved that.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Ha. I thought that girl was photobombing.

Sylvia said...

I really am tired of Rihanna.

crila16 said...

Remember how Kanye went away for a while...Rihanna now needs to go there. She's becoming such an annoying attention whore. It's very unattractive.

FS said...

Again, Enty calls Rihanna an attention whore everyday as he posts an item or photo of her. Does that make him her attention pimp? Is he getting paid to promote her? Enough already Enty. Please.

kim said...

Rihanna and Katy Perry need to go off together to a place far, far away. I'm sick of both of those attention whores!

nettalovesrobin said...

I do find it funny how these sites call her an attention whore but post her pics everyday!

Snowstorms said...

Ditto netta!

yourfaceisamess said...

I really can't stand her anymore. I used to like her but now she is so self-absorbed. She is like those people on facebook that just take pictures of themselves all day every day fishing for compliments. Get over yourself and your huge forehead.

MILDRED PIERCE said...

Im with Netta. No point saying she's a fame whore whilst clicking on a story about her. Of course she's a famewhore, she's a celeb. Anyways, nice work Enty with outing her exes. Everyone should know that Chris Brown is a major closet case. He loves dem boys who like dem boys.

YourNameHere said...

Vicki Cupper: Yawn.

That's exactly what I said when I read the title.

Barton Fink said...

I remember those lesbian rumours from years ago now. I totally forgot them, in all the skankiness. They're not any more refreshing now than they were in the pre-beatdown days.

Mooshki said...

LOL, FS! "Attention pimp" is awesome!

The Flower Girl said...

shes been hooking up with her best friend/assistant for as long as ive seen them both in pictures!