Saturday, April 21, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

Where art thou, heartthrob Nelly Fang?

Hooking up with the most stunning partner in his fairly impressive past, that's what!

The fact that Nelly's currently smitten with golden celeb Queen Djibouti is such great news because…

As we all know, Nelly hasn't always made the wisest (or safest) romance choices in the past.

And besides, Nelly has such an impressive everything—face, career, personality, etc.—isn't it about time he settle down with somebody who's as beautifully put together, not to mentioned gifted, as he is? Totally!

Queen, who's not quite as romantically experimental as Nelly, is still probably a pretty perfect fit for her new man, as she's all about the work (just like Fang) and is totally easygoing in her private life. Which is probably why she used to date a guy just like Nelly, who also likes to do his own thing.

In other words, Fang and Queen's exes are probably each other's types! Or certainly were at one time.

But that's then. Now is all about Nelly and Queen slowly cementing their hotness for each other, which appears to be the real thing.

Kind of a shocker for Mr. Fang, who's not unused to the fake-partner P.R. thing.

We actually dig this new Nelly.

True love's always hot, right?

It Ain't: Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift, Taylor Kinney and Lady Gaga, Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively

33 comments:

Sarah said...

Alexander Skaarsgard and Charlize Theron. Done.

strawberrygirl said...

I despise the way Ted writes his blinds. It's like you need a code book to just decipher what he's written.

Charlize Theron and Alex Skarsgard

Beth said...

ASkars and Charlize

EmEyeKay said...

They make a pretty couple, sort of hope they turn into a real item.

nolachickee said...

You all are quick today! Alex and Charlize.

KPeony said...

Could this be anyone besides A Skars and Charlie? I think not.

Lily said...

What's this blind about??? Two people are in a relationship? Ted C Blinds are crap!

Unknown said...

These are terrible blinds. They're unintelligible and boring.

Mama Abroad said...

The clues on this one are pretty obv because I never catch on until you all point everything out. Charlize, 'golden' - blond hair and 'Dijbouti' is in Africa and she was born in SA I think? And 'Fang' = vampire = Skarsgard

cheesegrater15 said...

Jennifer Lawrence and that Garfield Spiderman dude. What is his first name?

cheesegrater15 said...

Well since you put it that way, I'll change my answer to Askars and Charlize.

luckylass said...

Charlize's most recent ex is Stuart Townsend, I guess he is bi like Fang (Skarsgard). Not sure if he has publicly announced it.

Del Riser said...

You have to admit that Ted works really hard to turn a simple sentence like "Alex and Charlize are now dating" into something akin to a word search puzzle written in
a foreign language.
Even outing them as Bi is not really newsworthy this decade.

Sarah said...

I could buy Stuart as bisexual. He gives off a hedonistic vibe. I mean, I'd probably still hit it.

Moonmaid said...

I thought of Kanye and Kim K (Djbouti for her butt!)

luckylass said...

Sarah: I couldn't agree more. Something super sex-ay about him. Even in that awful movie Lestat.

Actually all three of them are super hot.

Mama Abroad said...

Oh i totally missed that bi thing. I thought he used poor grammar and meant Fang's ex and Queen's ex, not Fang himself and her ex. I thought he was saying Stuart T and Kate B would be a good couple.

RenoBlondee said...

Yep. Easy one this time.

nettalovesrobin said...

@Sarah i have always had a crush on Steward T. He is super sexy and when he played a vampire, well thats all i needed!

Anonymous said...

Charlize is hot hot hot hot. ASkars is not, not, not, not. Even as a vampire he doesn't do it for me but then again I've never been into blonds.

KT said...

Clooney and Keibler?

SueRH said...

I thought Kanye & Kim also.

MadLyb said...

OMG, if this is Skaarsgard and Theron, I need to take a cold shower!!! I loves them both! I couldn't even finish watching a movie Charlize was in the other day because she was so good, and it was so painful ("North Country"). This is Gossip Heaven. And Hell.

Sarah said...

I know everyone will jump on me for this, but Alexander is such a butterface. Lol.
I guess I'd still hit that, too. His body is uh-mazing.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Absolutely Skars and Charlize. No doubt about it.

My god, their children would be gorgeous.

LynGBH said...

Alexander Skaarsgard reminds me too much of icky Kid Rock. AS also needs a chin implant...or something.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

Bleh, I'm tired of Ted and the Nelly Fang stories, he basically says Askars is very bi and has unprotected sex in parks with strange men (read on his website and look for Nelly Fang items and see what i'm talking about). Before this item everyone already knew Nelly Fang was Skars, by Ted's not so subtle descriptions in the vice and his avoiding of questions about the vice when people asked if he was talking about Skars. Obvious much?

All of his blinds have the craziest stories; druguse, abortions, and his favorite subject: everyone is gay/bi according to him.

The 'Golden' in this blind also refers to Charlize's promotion of a perfumebrand (Dior it was I believe) in which she walks around in gold stuff and undresses or something.

tbh, I still don't believe the stories Ted has about most celebs in his blinds as he never outs them unless someone else does it for him (actor comes out of the closet himself and suddenly Ted isn't afraid to reveal a vice) or the person in question dies (Liz Taylor).

Find that very cowardly. If his stories are so true, why not reveal them and take a risk? But no, he is scared because he will get sued, since he has no proof to support his blinds (they are made up after all).

mooshki said...

Wow, Ted is getting quite literal with his nicknames/descriptions.

annie said...

his blinds give me a headache. why do i continue trying to decipher them? it's an exercise in futility.

Mella said...

According to Ted every male actor is at least bisexual and has unprotected sex in public . It's kind of Teds thing I guess

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Anonymous said...

@Shit You Can't Buy 100% Agree!!! I couldn't have said it better myself even if i tried, I always just skip his blind's anyway, like Mella said it's usually about someone being Gay or Bi, Who Cares??

Unknown said...

who was it ted c fucked to be famous? Bruce Villanche?

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