Monday, April 30, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Hookers Return

I have written about the hookers a couple of times. The famous duo that split when one had success and the other continued to keep selling her body for less and less money. The less successful hooker just has never been able to find that gold mine but now she figures she has a huge way to make money and has been shopping a book about her former partner in crime. It features stories that even I didn't know and apparently also documents how the more successful hooker has always planned to have happen what is happening in her life right now. There are e-mails and copies of texts from a few years ago when they were still speaking all the time about how the more successful hooker wanted to find a rich man who was good looking but in the closet. It turns out that the successful hooker hates sex. In fact, the less successful hooker says that pills are about the only way the more successful one can get through it. The successful hooker even named four guys she thought would be perfect for her and she got one of the four.

The book also names names and how much celebrities and athletes paid. It talks about every athlete they have been with and how many times they were busted by wives but because the hookers were celebrities they managed to not get accused of doing anything with the husbands. They would say they were with the husband for a reality show idea. The wives would get so excited at the prospect of being on a reality show they would not even wonder why the husband had been with one or both of the hookers in his hotel room.

The less successful hooker is asking $2M for an advance on the book and it is worth every single penny. When I saw the names in the book, I asked the less successful one if she knew who one particular person was. She said no, but that he was a nice guy. Married US Senator. There was another guy who is an A+ actor in Hollywood who has his nipples pierced and likes them pulled. Another actor who won a Golden Globe in the past five years, used to pay the less successful hooker $5K a month just to be available every Tuesday night when his wife would go to yoga. Sometimes he would call, but most of the time she just sat by her phone waiting. This went on for over a year and she saw him like twice.

96 comments:

spacecowboy78 said...

I presume the "successful" one with the closeted rich guy is supposed to be Kim & Kanye?

kim called said...

i missed the last go around. anyone get the guesses right then? if not all i can think of are bea arthur and betty white.
yeah, okay...guess not then.

FSP said...

Paris and Kim K.

Phillip said...

I'll have to pull up the older blind, but I am not sure this would be Kim and Paris. What about Kim and Brittany Gasteneau?

Patty said...

I think the popular guess was Brittany Gasinau (sp) and KK.

kim called said...

the kim k guess would fit with the athletes, but did paris ever date any athletes - or what about a US senator? wouldnt someone like that look suspicious even hanging out with someone like kim or paris? if anyone has links to the earlier hooker blinds please post? thanks!

funkyniblets said...

Previous 2 Hookers Blind:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2011/11/four-for-friday-two-hookers.html

FSP said...

That's right...Kim and BG.

surfer said...

You said "When I saw the names in the book." So basically you're betraying someone who has confided in you (usually the blinds are from a friend of a friend or something like that). Unless of course the whole point is to slowly leak juicy stuff, so there will be interest in the book.


Although Paris sounds like a great guess, I don't think the "more successful one" is Kim - she is very anti-drug, but I guess anything is possible.

Beth said...

I'm on board with the Kim and BG guess.

RenoBlondee said...

^What you all said. K and B

Syko said...

So we are saying here that Kanye West is rich and good looking? Sorry, with the mouth constantly hanging open, I don't see the good looking.

alisontheoriginal said...

Britney (sp) G and Kim

Erin said...

If it's Kim, maybe the rich & good-looking closet guy is Reggie Bush.

MCV2989 said...

I think it is common knowledge that "the hookers" are KK and Brittany Gasteneau (?). And I don't think this blind is suggesting that KK (the more successful of the two) has found her closeted rich guy. Kanye and KK have a mutal agreement that benefits them both.

MCV2989 said...

And I'm almost 100% sure that niether of "the hookers" are Paris. She's always had and always will have a constant source of income (mommy & daddy).

EmEyeKay said...

Read the comments in the old blind. There's some good info as to the other hooker being Nicole Lenz. She did a sex tape with Paris, and she was a Playboy bunny.

MCV2989 said...

AND, the way in which these blinds about "the hookers" are written suggests that only one of the pair have made it big. Both KK and Paris have had major media exposure and could both be considered "famous". That definition is up for discussion, however...

Vicki Cupper said...

MCV, it's actually an open secret in Hollywood that Paris is a prostitute.

MCV2989 said...

Really?! Had no idea! Just starting my "blind" career. Love discovering these Hollywood secrets.

Sunshine Flower said...

At this point who cares? Everyone is boinking everyone else

Elizabeth said...

So out of the guesses, Kim K, Brittany G and Paris, who's supposed to be the successful one? Kim K? Never follow any of the Ks, just don't get it.

l said...

Remember when Shana Moakler called Kim K a 'donkey face.' Maybe Kim had something going with Travis at one time? I think he has his nipples pierced. It wouldn't surprise me if Kim was hooking it. They had money from their dad but I'm sure a million dollars doesn't go very far; she's reaching for the stars, literally. I don't see Paris waiting by the phone for anyone, but I do see Britney doing that. I see her writing a book too; her mom and her seem like shameless opportunists.

NernersHuman said...

I would think Brittny Gastineau would need the cash a bit more than Paris would.

Monica said...

Travis B. is a musician, not an A+ hollywood actor.

l said...

Ok, scratch that, the nipple-piercings are on an A list actor. I just always thought Shana Moakler calling Kim a donkey face came out of nowhere and was weird. Travis doesn't seem like Kim's type, but, if Kim is a hooker, she doesn't have a type for business. Probably just publicity-seeking on Shana's part.

crila16 said...

This is Paris and Kim. They used to be BFF's. Then Paris got her early fame, and Kim K was really jealous. Then Kim's sex tape came out and Kim's career skyrocketed way past Paris'. Paris was super duper duper jealous, and they stopped talking. Now Paris is a complete joke...and even though Kim is too, she's still super popular for some bizarre reason, because stupid people still watch her stupid reality show.

parissucksliterally said...

I would love for someone to pay me 55k a month to sit by the phone on Tuesday nights!

Katie said...

Paris is a prostitute. That is very well known.Her parents really don't have much money. They haven't gotten the inheritance yet, and when they do, it won't be very large as most of the family money is going to charity. The Hilton's actually capitalized on Paris's success. That being said, I think this is BG and KK. Paris may be a prostitute, but she's not down so low that she has to write a tell all for cash. She generated a ton of revenue and while her heyday is over, she isn't that hard up. BG was never really successful.

MCV2989 said...

It not Paris. To release a book of this sort and reveal names would not only hurt KK's career but the author's too. Brittany (or some one of similar status) has nothing to lose. Her career is gone and never coming back. I think Paris still thinks she is a huge celebrity. She's not desperate enough to shop something around like this. We should revisit this topic in 2 years though...

Amber said...

You also have to remember that Paris has various perfumes, hair extensions, etc. While none of us may be into the stuff she schills, I think she makes quite a bit of money from her products.

Amber said...

I definitely like KK as a guess, though, since her mom is more than eager to pimp their entire family out every chance she gets! It's clear that Kim is her prize pony, too. Hell, Madam Jenner probably arranges her "dates".

chickieboo said...

Would BG admit to being a hooker? She tries to act like she is a prissy socialite.

parissucksliterally said...

Paris makes a ton of money from her perfumes, etc. She is not writing a tell all.....she would NEVER ADMIT she is a hooker.

Brittny G is pathetic enough to do this.

MissCrop609 said...

Brittany Gastineau? Possibly. She dated athletes Michael Phelps and Jeremy Shockey for like a minute. Can't think of who the other lady of the evening would be.

Steppy said...

Paris has too much money to get mixed up in this.

beth said...

The problem with the BG and KK guess is that Hooker 1 had to *at some point* have been more famous than Hooker 2 before Hooker 2 surpassed her. This works for PH and KK, because there was a point in time where PH was more famous than KK; BG though?! She was *never* more famous than KK (or PH).

beth said...

Btw, I'm not really convinced this is PH/KK either; I just think it can't involve BG.

I think from the way the blind is phrased that the "sucessful" Hooker is now happily married to a famous person; that doesn't actually fit KK.

it took forever said...

Kim's mom is the original pimp, kim learned from the best. Paris doesnt make so much money off those perfumes and handbags, the companies that sponsor the projects do, and yes Paris evn sometimes sends titter pics of her on 'VACATION" with different asian millionaires. I remember reading on a blog about some sports agent and how when he gets rich clients he makes paris fly down to wherever they are and they do a threesome, the girls say they never see Paris taking any money so they dont know how much she gets paid.

Still i think many of the out of work actors do that to make a living. Nothing surprises me

spacecowboy78 said...

I didn't see anything in the blind about anyone being happily married, just that what is happening right at this moment in the successful hooker's life is what she always planned and hoped for. BG had that Gastineau Girls reality show on E! with her mom back in 2005. KK didn't break into mainstream pop culture consciousness until 2007 when her Ray J tape was "leaked." It's a small window, but BG does indeed fit for some degree of fame/success before KK. I agree with all who say it isn't PH for this particular blind, for all the reasons stated.

caralw said...

The earlier blind said they started hooking ten years ago. That would have put BG as a freshman at the University of Alabama. What other celeb was in that area? Don't think it's her.

it took forever said...

@SURFER if the book is being shopped around how can enty betray her? That means the book has been shown to publishers to see who will make the right offer.

Katie said...

BG was more successful than KK years ago. She had the reality show with her mom and then she was on that cattle drive reality show. No one knew who Kim was until she got divorced and started hanging with paris

Moose said...

What about Stacy Kiebler, and possibly one of the other Divas from her WWE days?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I'm sure hooker 2 is Kim. The other one must be Paris:
'documents how the more successful hooker has always planned to have happen what is happening in her life right now'
Leaked video with Ray J?The wedding? The divorce? Now dating Kanye? It's all PR-driven.

Paris doesn't have a lot going on right now, so don't think this is about her, since the quote refers to 'right now'.

Also think Paris and Kim started out the same fame-wise, even hanging out together. Back then Kim was just 'the friend of Paris', until her sextape came out and her exposure and fame became bigger than Paris'.

The only problem; i can't imagine Paris publishing this book under her own name, she basically admits she's a hooker then. If she uses an alias I believe she is hooker 1. If not, I'm also on the Britny train.

In the original blind Enty also commented on naming your kid a weird name in the intro. That kinda looks to refer to Britnyy and her weird spelled name. And Brit was also on a realityshow.

it took forever said...

my prob with bg is that she considers herself a socialite(even without the socialite money) so am not sure she would be shopping around a tell all

Debutante said...

I would buy this book !! When's it coming out ??? LOL

Shit You Can't Buy said...

http://gawker.com/5284783/book-ron-burkle-hired-hookers-paid-paris-hilton-for-girl+on+girl-action

This is someone who is close to US-senators. Guess he could be the link between the hookers and the senator as refered to in the blind:P

Vivster said...

Aren't Victoria Silvstedt and Denise Richards both rumored to have been hookers? Both had reality shows but I am not sure if either of them are one of the hookers mentioned. I think I like the Stacy Kiebler guess for one of them. BG was invited to KK's wedding so it seems as though they are still on speaking terms. I am not sure BG's mom would be very pleased with her daughter shopping a book about being a hooker since they like to keep up appearances.

Frufra said...

Google it - after the KK wedding, she and BG had a very public parting of the ways.

Also, BG is dating Luis Miguel, or was as of the beginning of the year.

Frufra said...

Or she is "dating" him, if you know what I mean.

Jennifer H. said...

OMG! It must be Kate Middleton and January Jones since their pics are in today's Random Photos!!! RIGHT?

Ooooh, or Jessica Alba and Mariah Carey. Yeah, must be. LOL

hunter said...

I'm with spacecowboy78 - BG had Gastineau Girls on E in 2005. KK didn't break into mainstream pop culture consciousness until 2007.

I also agree Paris would never write this book.

Plus, it has been said that KK stated she wanted to marry more men than Elizabeth Taylor and many people think Kanye is a closet-case. So there's that.

auntliddy said...

Amen, sista! That mouth hanging open is a real deal breaker for me!

Basil said...

How about Nicole Ritchie and Paris? If they started business about 10 years ago, it fits with all the media attention they got from Simple Life. And, at the time, despite Paris branding herself, Nicole was the much more popular person of the duo. And if truth be told, I would bet Nicole could charge more for sex since she seems to be up for anything. Anyone seeing Paris porn tape would know she isn't that exciting in bed.

Frufra said...

I don't see anywhere in the BI that says anything about this being ten years ago.

ksus said...

first time poster, but seems like kk and ph are two of the five or so names that everyone suggests as the answer for most of the blinds. just to get people thinking about other names, how about 1) china 2) stacey keibler, or 1) carmen electra 2) ?
darn, i've forgotten my third guess!

Monty said...

This is brilliant on the author's part. She's got nothing to lose and hasn't been fleecing her admirers- it will only serve to fuel her infamy.

She exposes the Hooker that fooled everyone, who will lose her cash cow(s) meanwhile the Book Hooker gets interviews, book sales, some on-camera time revealing all, first choice on who will play her in the Movie.

Someone out there buy this book so we can all read it already!

Me said...

"Paris is a prostitute. That is very well known". WHAT!??

the only one i thought was hooker was denise richards. who was her bff?

Hendrix said...

According to more internet gossip, Kim K & Brittny Gastineau may have mended their fences.

http://celebs.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474981298000

Hendrix said...

@surfer - Yes, @It took forever is right. If the book indeed exists and if it is indeed is being shopped, there are manuscripts all over the place. I would think Hooker #1 (if she exists) would be plunking down a lot of money right now to get Hooker #2 to pull the book from consideration for publication, but offices have copy machines.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

The blind says that the succesfull one doesn't actually even like sex, hahaa, that sounds very KK; her sextape was boring -.-

Maybe mean for saying this, but I sooooo hope this book will come out. NOt only because I want to read it, but also because I'm damn tired of KK. The attentionwhoring annoys the hell out of me. Hope her 'career' and fake weddingshows are over after this book -.-

Think that momma Jenner will try to stop the publication though. If Britnny is smart she uses a nickname instead of a real name and hints towards Kardashian. That way I don't think she can actually be sued for what she wrote.

ParkerNosey said...

I really like the china Stacy guess simply because China has nothing to lose. And she was HUGE ten years ago and Stacy has shot to fame with closet Clooney. He would be on my closet list. No sex required.

Hazeldazel said...

totally KK and BG. Around the time of KK's fake-o wedding she and BG had a hyuuge fight. By leaking the details of the book via blind items, she can up the advance and sales, so it's all good baby! And people really hate KK now, so they would love to buy this book whereas a year or two? Maybe not.

Very smart lady.

Ingrid Superstar said...

The Golden Globe winner is the guy from Dexter, Michael C. Hall. And the more well-to-do hooker is named Suxxxessy McHookerson.

Vivster said...

The successful hooker may not be KK because the unsuccessful hooker would be crazy to write a book calling her a hooker. The Kardashians sue EVERYONE for every thing, but I guess if there is proof such as texts and emails then maybe a publisher would want to take the risk.

Unknown said...

You forget BG had a reality show before KK - BG had an E production deal and the eventual show The Gasteneau Girls on E in 2005-2006, the sex tape of KK and RJ came was "leaked" in 2007 and then KK blew up. BG has been left in the dust...

Mooshki said...

I don't think Enty even knew who Stacy was before she started dating Clooney. Wasn't the first blind written before they got together?

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Niki said...

thank you @katie for pointing out that Paris and her parents don't have the squillions that people are always going on about. Whatever inheritance they may or may not be entitled to, they don't yet have. Paris has to work for it just like anyone else.
One question I do have about this blind though, is if you think this book will ever be published? I'm sure all the big names in the book would pay a lot more than the advance to be kept out of it.

lazyday603 said...

I don't know how a book accusing Kim Kardashian of being a whore is going to be news. She already the biggest attention whore alive today. It's no great leap to imagine her selling the body too.

astrogirl said...

Wouldn't you love to read the first draft of these type of books? Before the lawyers get involved. Now that would be titillating.

goheels83 said...

Would any of the people in the Diana Jenkins/Room 23 circle make sense for this?

B. Profane said...

Could Paris Hilton make enough tricking to even be a "less successful" hooker? It's clear from her sex tape that she's pretty awful in the sack. Who's going to pay for that more than once?

lilo723 said...

I've always thought Kim looked like a hooker. Makes complete sense.

Darkmyst said...

If this is supposed to be Paris and Kim K which one is supposed to the be the less successful one?

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@B. Profane: Well, the KK tape wasn't so great either. hahahhaaa

@Lilo723: HAHHAHAHAHHAHA

@Darkmyst; I would say KK being the more succesfull one. She has more exposure (no pun intended bruhaha) these days.
But they are equally unsuccesfull at being decent human beings xD.
Don't think this is about Paris though, I think h.1 is Britny something, h2: KK.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

@astrogirl; Im with u on that one! Eventhough we already suspect a lot, really reading the confirmation will be amazing, haha! And maybe it will finally make miss.KK go away -.- (if its about her)

NaughtyNurse said...

I couldn't stop thinking about Stacy Keibler when reading this. Clooney cleaned her up really well.

NaughtyNurse said...

I take that back. Looked back at the older 2 Hookers blind. Stacy K didn't have a reality show about 10 years ago. Paris and Nicole did, though.

B. Profane said...

Paris Hilton could not drive the hundred thousand dollar cars she does if she was only making $1500/night turning tricks.

B. Profane said...

I wonder if the senator was John Ensign before he resigned. It's likely to be a senator from Nevada or Arizona since Las Vegas and Phoenix aren't that far from LA. McCain and Reid are unlikely. Kyle is supposed to be personable. Man, if it's Heller that would be a huge scandal: he's Mormon.

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country bumpkin said...

My first thought, after reading this blind, was that Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie are the former partners in crime. After reading the old blind, I'm still on the bandwagon.

Paris: hooker #1/less successful
Nicole: hooker #2/more successful

"they started out at the same level fame wise":
Although both of these girls belonged to well-known families, before The Simple Life first aired (in 2003), neither of them were well-known in their own right. Paris' fame was the first to take-off. However, at this point, she is viewed as more of a pathetic joke whereas Nicole is the more "Hollywood authentic" of the two.

country bumpkin said...

Ah, Basil. Seems you already said that earlier. Sorry. So now is the time for you guys to tell us why we're wrong... haha.

Cecilia00 said...

An important point for me is that Enty is (apparently) getting info/access to the book from tr less successful hooker.

At least enough to ask her if she knew who a certain Senator was.

To me, that rules out Paris as the less successful one.

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Unknown said...

FYI, Paris' father owns/runs one of the highest profile real estate agency's on earth, Hilton & Hyland, for example they sold the Spelling mansion in Beverly Hills, to that Ecclestone heiress for $70,000,000+

Hiltonhyland.com

He's built his own successful biz and like it or not the family has longstnading roots in LA

There's no way Paris would do this for only a few mil

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NaughtyNurse said...

The previous Hooker blind said one of them had her own reality show about 10 years ago. Other than Simple Life, what reality shows were on then that featured a certain girl or girls?

Katja said...

Kyle Richards husband works for Hilton & Hyland. That connects to Million Dollar Listings etc on Bravo.

The Show who want's to be a Hilton was on back then.

Also Real World,Survivor, Celebrity Big Brother.

Oh, I got it- it's Jon & Kate Goslinn lol!

goheels83 said...

@katja, Mauricio *used* to work for Hilton & Hyland. He branched out last year, if i recall correctly, and formed The Agency with a couple of other people.

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Suzanne said...

This book will never see the light of day, even if we'd like it to. :) If there are senators, actors, businessman, athletes etc involved - all with quite a bit to lose - the author will either get a giant pay-off to shut her mouth or someone may consider it to be easier if she is treated as expendable. So, some well-publicized, out-of-control behavior, sharp downward spiral and no shock from public on the state of whatever is left of her.

"...one giant leap for mankind" said...

If the previous blind mentioned an old reality show from about 10 years ago, and we all know Hilton doesnt need the money- that pretty much nails it for Britney Gastineau-- her and her mom were on Gastineau Girls, on e (?) OR VH1 A LONG TIME ago, and she is very good friends with KK. I would center the search around Britney Gastineau and work from there.

Ana Maria said...

...Late to the party, but supposedly BG is still dating Luis Miguel; when that news broke here in Mexico, the first thing I said to mom was "That's not a girlfriend, she is a hooker"; don't know why as I know nothing about her...and, from a very good source, Luis Miguel is very very careful with his money, that's why he dumped Mariah Carey because she was spending a lot of it, so I wonder how this girl BG is doing money-wise with him...