I know lots of you would let Keanu Reeves do pretty much whatever he wants as long as he came over to your house and did it naked. But, lost in all the shuffle of who Charlize Theron is supposedly dating whether it is Alexander Skarsgard or Keanu Reeves was a little blurb that Charlize lets Keanu Reeves babysit Charlize's son, Jackson.
Put the thought out of your head for a second that Charlize probably has a team of nannies and is not calling up random friends to see if they can come babysit for a few hours. Second, is that call you are going to make to Keanu? This is a guy who sometimes has gone six months without showering and a week or two without even speaking and you want him to babysit your newborn? Would you let Keanu babysit for you?