One way to keep yourself relevant and in the news is to go to jail frequently. Amber Portwood is the Dean of that school of thought. Between herself and Jenelle Evans they must have at least ten arrests between them. Amber is back in jail after lying to the court about why she could not attend drug court. Amber said her doctor told to rest for two to three weeks after surgery. The court called the doctor who said he never said that so Amber is back in jail for the next few weeks. Always a bright idea to lie to the court.