Friday, May 11, 2012

Amber Portwood Is Back In Jail


One way to keep yourself relevant and in the news is to go to jail frequently. Amber Portwood is the Dean of that school of thought. Between herself and Jenelle Evans they must have at least ten arrests between them. Amber is back in jail after lying to the court about why she could not attend drug court. Amber said her doctor told to rest for two to three weeks after surgery. The court called the doctor who said he never said that so Amber is back in jail for the next few weeks. Always a bright idea to lie to the court.

14 comments:

DianaofThemyscira said...

You mean having a kid when you're a kid yourself isn't all fun and games when the MTV cameras and paychecks are rolling? Shocker! They should all go to jail maybe then kids will either start being responsible by using contraception or making the more logical choice of getting an abortion.

Cue the christian vitriol I don't give a shit about.

Its just U said...

Agree 100%. As my dad always said to me 'If you can't be good be careful'.
Words to live by.

ghost said...

Her poor little girl doesn't stand a chance.

jax said...

i can't help but wonder what her life would be like if MTV didn't come knocking on her 15yo door.

she and Gary would probably be fat, unhappy and still together raising adorable Leah. sad that that is a better option than the reality.

Turtle said...

I completely agree until 'abortion.' They could just as easily choose adoption.

Sylvia said...

Stupid, irresponsible girl who will amount to nothing in the future. If she has a future the way she is going about it.

Robert said...

Be nice if they'd keep her locked up, throw away the key, and give that child to someone who might actually have at least half a brain.

DianaofThemyscira said...

Abortion or adoption. The important thing is that it's their decision and that they're not being forced into a pregnancy by anyone else even if it's decided that the child will be given up at the end. Abortion can be far less traumatic than going through 40 weeks of pregnancy and then delivery when you're this young (hell, even women in their 30s and 40s can find it really hard on a mental and emotional level for reasons other than discomfort and hormones.) We shouldn't demonize abortion and we definitely shouldn't glamorize teen parenthood, and contraception should be taught and easily accessible in high school b/c ignorance is not bliss.

auntliddy said...

Complete skank! Mental issues, drug issues, family dysfunction- she has it all. Prob needs like a year of intense psych therapy.
And I dont blame MTV one bit. The show reveals how hvng baby before ready is miserable, with the girl getting stuck with 99% of the work. Teenage births are diwn, and the thunking is its from this shiw. This gurl wld be in exactly same situation with or without MTV.

auntliddy said...

Lol, Supp to be thinking, girl, show. Sorry!

jax said...

Aunt Liddy- BULLSHIT.

without the HUGE amount of money and taste of fame that MTV brought into her life, there is no way Amber's life would be this out of control.
lots of money and dysfunction can turn a shitty situation into a tragic one pretty quick. Don't think for one minute MTV has some kind of moral conscience about putting troubled teens in the spotlight. They love this shit.

Del Riser said...

I feel sorry for the child. Amber is who she is.

chopchop said...

Surgery? Did she get new tits too? Does MTV & Bunim/Murray hand those out with their reality show contracts?

Burgundee said...

The next logical step will be for her to move in with Jwoww and Snooki.