Friday, May 18, 2012

Brooke Hogan Now On The Pro Wrestling Tour


I always thought Brooke Hogan should be a wrestler. Look at Brooke and then look at Stacy Keibler. You don't think Brooke could kick Stacy all over the ring. Yeah, you forgot Stacy was a wrestler before she went on DWTS and snagged George Clooney for six more months. Anyway, Brooke is not going to be a wrestler, so for those of you who find her attractive and wanted to sign up for some donation where you could wrestle her with oil for three minutes for charity you are out of luck. Her dad will do anything for money so you might have a shot there. Put on a blonde wig and call him daddy and he might give you bonus time.


Anyway, Brooke will be in charge of developing stories. Stories? You mean it's not real? Damn them for ruining that for me. It is like finding out Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy are having an affair. She will also be responsible for finding female talent and for even selecting intro music. Sounds like a tough job. I'm sure she is fully qualified right? Just like the kid of a doctor could easily be a consultant on medical things.

20 comments:

Henriette said...

She's got to make a living.

Brenda Love said...

I am sure Brooke is well trained in bringing the drama, just look at her personal life and family. She'll probably actually be pretty good at that. Much better than her trying to be a...wasn't she trying to be a singer?

Frufra said...

This is probably for TNA, which is a second-string WWE. Her dear old dad is the "general manager" there now.

Don't judge me. I have a ten year old who loves him some wrastlin' action!

anita_mark said...

Yes, writing for wrestling is comparable to medical consulting.

Frufra said...

Ooh, she will probably get involved in backstage brawls and such. Don't kid yourself, she'll get some screen time out of this. We all know she has no problem making a fool out of herself!

And TNA is somewhat sleazier than WWE, with poorer writing and staging - this has the potential for awesomeness, really!

timebob said...

Nepotism is alive and well in America. Yes this is for TNA where Hulk also works. The TNA calling Brook an "executive" is just laughable. Did any of the Hogan kids even graduate High School?

There is nothing Hulk won't do for Brooke he sunk millions into her singing career and never saw a dime out of it.

hunter said...

That actually sounds like a pretty fun, kickass job so good for her.

Seachica said...

Or just like the ex-boyfriend of an attorney can be a consultant on legal things. *sideeye*

discoflux said...

Speaking of Stacy... not many pictures of her lately...

discoflux said...

And I don't judge, Frufra. I watch Monday Night Raw religiously and plan on going to a sports bar with some friends to watch the WWE pay-per-view on Sunday.

And I have tickets to smackdown in August.

So.. yeah... I like wrestling and I'm smart! :P

anita_mark said...

@Timebob, I'll give him a pass for funding her "music career," he's her dad. Dads will do anything for their daughters. And even if it is nepotism, it's just the TNA. Not to slam it, we all have the weird, embarrassing things we like, but it's just an offshoot of wrestling, it's not a taxpayer funded thing or something where you require specialization or certification.

I'll be positive (for once) and be impressed she's going to work every day rather than leaking a sex tape. I know, the bar has been lowered considerably but we're always screaming about these people getting jobs.

Wow, can you tell discussing things is more interesting than my work. I'm doing something really boring right now so I'm easily distracted right now.

Frufra said...

Man, disco, you need to come hang with my kid. He is so awesome - he wears a championship belt (thank you, amazon), a luchador mask, and sweet fingerless gloves while he watches. He also practices all the moves with the help of a mini trampoline, a giant stuffed whale, and a sectional sofa (to jump onto).

OMAMA is BROKO said...

this is Such a better suited career for her than singing.

SusanB said...

I'm not going to knock nepotism in some cases - let's face it, she probably can't get another job unless daddy gives her one. A girl's gotta eat.

auntliddy said...

FUture conversation of brooke hogan: (to friend). "do u wanna eat our mayo sandwhiches in your doubleside or mine?"

auntliddy said...

Doublewide i meant! Lol

MLE said...

@ Seachica, nicely said... so glad he hasn't been around lately.

Ingrid Superstar said...

I wonder what SMG thought of Freddy Prinze who had a similar position writing for WWE at one point. Was she embarrassed? Was she happy he was working?

bobbi_1025 said...

Sounds exactly like my son, except he uses a stuffed elephant. Oh and he strips down to his whitey tighties

Frufra said...

@bobbi - I love it!! I can just picture him in his undies - aren't boys a hoot?