If you know me, you know there is nothing I enjoy more than a great dating profile or some other bravado that some person has written. This is the first time though I have seen that in a house description. This was sent in by a reader who lives in Iowa and it comes from a flyer of a house for sale. Here is a link because the person also made a blog about their house. To appreciate this listing you really have to read it closely and feel the I am better than you way they write. Basically, the bottom line is that they have a price and no matter what is wrong with their house, that is the price you will pay. Notice how the open house is by invitation only. Umm, then how is that open? Even though the electrical wires are almost 100 years old, they will "probably last a few more years," so no price reduction.