I'm not sure who would want to take anything from the luggage belonging to Kim Kardashian but she says that British Airways did just that. She went on a Twitter rant and accused the airline of taking sentimental things. Not valuable things, but sentimental things. If you are going to risk losing your job taking something from Kim Kardashian, wouldn't you at least take something valuable? I wonder if she will apologize if she finds them. Maybe she left them in her hotel room under her bed. I have done that. I have also left things in closets, in the bathroom and on balconies. I once left a shoe in a hotel bar, but I'm not sure that actually counts as forgetting something. I knew it was there, but I also knew they made it very clear to me that I was not allowed back in the bar so yeah, just wrote that shoe off. I still have the other shoe hoping against hope that my other shoe will somehow find its way home. I can just see it hopping all by itself wondering where I have gone and why I have left it to be all by itself. Maybe if it can't find its way home it can at least find the island of misfit toys.
Monday, May 28, 2012
**Oh, and note to Kim Kardashian. The reason we don't lock our bags anymore is because there was this thing called 9/11. Maybe you have heard of it. So, since then, the TSA likes to go through bags and make sure there is nothing that will bring down any other planes. Why should they trust you and not us? Is this because you are a celebrity?