Friday, May 04, 2012

No More Mrs Kutcher On Twitter


Hey, if you have a hankering to be called Mrs Kutcher on Twitter, the name is now available. I could see why you would want to be called that. Not in the sense that you would want to be married to Ashton Kutcher, although I'm sure there would be plenty of women who would like that. I was thinking more along the lines that if you took the name Mrs Kutcher you then have some great fake Tweets from Demi Moore. Demi has switched to @justdemi which is nice, but she could have also gone with @justeat or @70'sshowhater or @whensrehabagain or @isuedtomakemovies

30 comments:

rejectedcarebear said...

@78percentsugarfreeredbull

RenoBlondee said...

Good choice for her handle. Now hopefully she'll mend herself.

DianaofThemyscira said...

Um, that last one is unnecessarily cruel. She clearly has self esteem issues, is that really a reason to hate and make fun of her? Did someone from Lipstick Alley take over CDNA? If you're going to dehumanize celebrities who are simply victims of themselves then it makes your demonizing of those that allegedly do really really bad rather hypocritical.

Princess said...

It's so funny the same people here that have a problem with an insult, will be on Dlisted laughing about the same thing when MK writes it...

DianaofThemyscira said...

@Princess What's Dlisted and who is MK?

Cathy said...

re: @isuedtomakemovies - is that supposed to be @iusedtomakemovies? i was trying to figure out when demi sued someone and then I realized the letters were probably flipped around.

Not trying to be a spelling nazi; i was genuinely confused at first and figured others might be too :)

angel said...

I like Demi's new handle.

Dlisted is a website. MK stands for Michael something-or-other. His slant on humor and many of the commenters are crude. It's not for everyone.

EmEyeKay said...

@Cathy, I don't get it either. Don't remember her suing anyone, so, you're probably right.

selenakyle said...

I also figured Demi had once sued someone for production rights to a screenplay or something.

But in truth I don't give a FUHHH.

what I focused on was her ears look big here. I know men's noses and ears continue to grow throughout their lives but not sure about women's... Could also be because her poor lil head has shrunk down along with the rest of her body.

DianaofThemyscira said...

What's sad is that as you get older, like in your late 40s+ you actually look a lot better with a few extra pounds on you. Meanwhile so many of these women are wasting away which does the complete opposite.

urban chaos said...

She really needs to lay of twitter, social media, general attention whoring and start focusing on her issues.

hunter said...

That was unusually mean and I rarely care.

WHAT'S DLISTED?!?!?!? Surely this must be a joke!

Michael K is f'ing HILARIOUS and I love that site. Definitely a different flavor.

DianaofThemyscira said...

@angel Thanks. My friend mentions it every once in a while and I probably went on there years ago and hated it b/c whenever I see it I always wonder why the name always turns me off. I basically just do ONTD and CDNA for the BIs/reveals although I would often scroll across the other posts as well. I've only recently registered to be able to comment b/c some stuff was getting out of hand (hate the game not every single player, we're not all evil)

Amy in MI said...

Michael K and his sense of humor are a national treasure. I love him

angel said...

@Diana, CDAN and ONTD are my 2 go to sites also, although I only comment here. New to it myself.

rejectedcarebear said...

I love every KFed post on dlisted only because Michael K always mentions KFeds glorious song PO PO ZAO and it cracks my shit up. That song was heavily mocked by me and my gay besties.

Penelope said...

Michael K is absolutely hilarious and an extremely clever writer. Love Michael K & Dlisted!!

angel said...

Just wanted to say I really didn't mean to diss MichaelK in my comment. He's very popular. Different strokes and all that.

Sadie said...

Every time, and I mean EVERY time I visit dlisted I always get a good lol. Love it!

Seachica said...

Let this be a lesson to all women -- NEVER let your identity to the world be anyone's but your own. Be someone's wife, mother, whatever -- but don't define yourself to the world in terms of someone else. Screennames like "MrsKutcher" or "AdamsMom" just show that you have no sense of self.

nunaurbiz said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for the giggles, Enty! MWAH!

Fawn Neun said...

I think she's long passed due on the Twitter name. Never did understand people who use "Mrs" or "Mommyto" on their internet handles. It's just creepy and sad to not have your own identity.

The difference is, D-Listed is actually funny.

McSpanky said...

There is some fisticuffs going on in the blog today. DUCK! Geez, I think that was a blind item about Madonna that flew right by my head!

Oh unemployed blog lurkers, can't we all just get along? There are too many hours in the day to just watch Netflix and play Bejeweled. Don't kill this blog with a nuclear weapon!

Actually, thanks. I was having a boring day before.

Del Riser said...

Good for Demi, nice name for her tweets.
I only read CDAN and D-Listed, MK is a treasure, and always gives me a good laugh. I think lots of us use his names for people, Wonky McValtrex, Basement Baby, Ceiling Eyes, at least those are the names that come to mind when I see these people.

Popcorn Sutton said...

I'm jumping on the love for Michael K. bandwagon. When I explained to my husband who Wonky McValtrex was, he laughed for about ten minutes. Michael K. is truly gifted.

Agent**It said...

Michael K is Mexican, Chinese, English and Danish and openly gay.He is hilarious.

Quick interview with him:

http://swellcityguide.com/2009/05/random-questions-with-dlistedcoms-michael-k/

ClaireFrasier said...

Good for her!

Let her do whatever she needs to, so that she can reclaim herself.

I hope she gets better...


Living well is the best revenge, and all that!

hamster party said...

Guhh, Dlisted and Michael K. is the best thing on the internet. I think his multicultural background allows him to really touch a lot of people, love him!

lutefisk said...

I can't seem to get passed her ears either. With the $100's of thousands of dollars she spent on plastic surgery you think she would have had her ears pinned back. I have big ears but my hair always covers them.

Lelaina Pierce said...

Thank God!!

I just listened to a podcast interview with Michael K a few weeks ago. It was so weird hearing his voice! Love him.