Three parts today.
Mark Ruffalo was super excited that Jessica Simpson had her baby.
Nick Jonas knows what John Mayer knows. Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm.
Paulina Gretzky got drunk and got half naked with strangers in celebration of the birth of Jessica Simpson's baby. Wayne Gretzky must be so proud.
Robert Downey Jr. felt so good about Jessica giving birth that he went fishing.
Rihanna's brother shows Rihanna his favorite way to have sex so that he too can have a baby someday just like Jessica Simpson.
Rob Lowe and his wife stopped in the streets of Rome to celebrate the worldwide event of Jessica Simpson giving birth.
The Dictator declared a national holiday in his country because of the birth.