Friday, May 18, 2012

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.


If the dress was good enough for Rosario Dawson at the Academy Awards, Jennifer Lopez decides the dress is good enough to wear to American Idol.
Kristin Cavallari is drinking something green. Looks way too healthy for me.
The good times continue.
You know LeAnn Rimes wanted to put a photo of Brandi Glanville on that.
Nikki Reed, her husband, their dogs and a 4 hour lunch. A typical Thursday when you don't really have a real job.
Rihanna thought it was a pool party. Turns out it was black tie.
Sacha Baron Cohen not dressed as The Dictator. This is like seeing Lady GaGa without makeup.
Sharon Stone gets her Tarot cards read. Turns out there will not be a Basic Instinct 5.
If John Carter had made a buck, Taylor Kitsch could have hired someone to carry his bags.
Hello Winnie Cooper.

45 comments:

Cathy said...

Still don't think Winnie Cooper was the answer to the blind...

Robert said...

And looking at that picture, I'm glad I'm not!

Frufra said...

Yeah, but what a coincidence!

MontanaMarriott said...

Me either at least not with the clues Enty gave us.

Cathy said...

Sometimes I think that Enty reads our guesses and then puts some of them into the random photos just as red herrings.

Elizabeth said...

Winnie. Hmm.
But if Enty is acquainted with Britney, it still could be Jamie Lynn.
I'm so over SBC.
Is LeAnn completely devoid of guilt of self-awareness? I cannot fathom who would pay to see her.

*karen* said...

@Cathy, Agreed!

Besides, this just shows that Danica is out doing things, not limiting herself to a few friends because she's "shattered."

MontanaMarriott said...

Danica McKellar is one of the reigning queens of voice overs for cartoons, she is up there with EG Dailey and Cree Summers, hmmmm but then again that is not really acting

Frufra said...

Agree with the red herring comment.

Sylvia said...

What blind are you all talking about?

Frufra said...

I'm loving how you can see a lump of JLo's thigh fat under that dress.

Denise said...

That's what I've always said.

Jasmine said...

JBlow's dress is awesomeeeeeeee. Too bad it's set off by the sour lollipop face on top.

Winnie Cooper looks D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E. Too thin and too tight dress combined with frozen face and probably hair extensions. yuck.

I want to mount Sasha Baron Cohen like the giant sexy Jewish best he is. Me (wait for it) OW!

msgirl said...

Ooooh haven't yet read the answers to the blind but no way is it Danica - she is a math whiz and chose math over acting.

Jasmine said...

*beast

Ingrid Superstar said...

I thought that was Rob Corddry behind Kim and Kanye.

Would totes still have sex with Sharon Stone. Seems like that would be a lot of fun...

Ingrid Superstar said...

Oh and Taylor Kitsch seems really humble and down to Earth in the bits and pieces I've read about him. Is that true?

seaward said...

I know nothing about Taylor Kitsch except he did a TOTAL SHIT job of playing Gambit. I will always hate him for that.

urban chaos said...

Oh Kanye, just phone it in, will you?

RenoBlondee said...

Love JLo's dress.

Kristin's maternity dress is also really cute.

I think Sharon Stone and Danica also look great.

I don't thinks she's the blind answer either.

ladybug42 said...

Hate to even comment on Kim and Kanye, but man does he ever look happy! He is always snarling..tho I could never stand him minus a couple catchy tunes

libby said...

Voice-over work is absolutely acting.

B said...

Sharon Stone looks amazing. At 54, I only wish I looked that great back when I was 24.

Hazeldazel said...

wow, does JLo's dress ever accentuate those thunder thighs! Yowza.

And why is LeAnne always getting "mouth work" done. Too much purging me thinks messing up her teeth. What a lovely mess she must be to live with: psychotically needy, intensely jealous, wacky bolt-ons that point in random directions, man shoulders and no a$$, rotting teeth and probable breath that could choke a zombie.

Whatta catch, Eddie. *thumbs up*

Cindy said...

@Jasmine lol

Texshan said...

JHo looks like a Grade A asshole in that dress and those shoes. That is all.

Redheat said...

Sacha's penchant for keeping character during interviews is creepy, and all I can say is two words Andy Kaufman. He looks good as himself.

I will never ever ever understand the appeal of JLo.

califblondy said...

Now I know why J.Lo almost fell hugging Joshua last night. It'd be easy to topple off those shoes, which are gorgeous btw.

0_0 said...

I love me my Danica McKellar!

Pookie said...

hate to admit it, but i love jho's color-blocking.

the leeann pic reeks of pathetic b/c of the forced pose, and what looks like her left arm taking the pic. #spontaneousiphonepicfail

sbc looks great! so good to see him looking normal.

danica patrick looks all sorts of wow!

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

Crimony, Kanye, would it KILL you to smile for once? Yes, she's probably only your beard/in it for the publicity, but that constant stone face doesn't make you look tough or masculine, just dumb and sulky.

It's nice to see SBC as himself--he's quite a handsome man when he's not "in character."

selenakyle said...

Is Sharon Stone handing that dude a wrapped tampon???

anongkhla said...

Seconding the fact that voice-over work is acting! Just take a look and listen to animated films before and after they decided that they needed to cast the biggest names possible instead of relying on veteran voice actors. Thank Robin Williams in Aladdin for this. One major success with RW and suddenly Disney's going back to that well over and over. Some live action actors do well with voice overs, as well, but some most definitely do not.

curlyhairslacker said...

What's up with J Lo's face? It looks super tight and the pissed off expression does her no favors.

Those German Shepherd's are super cute!

libby said...

Agreed anongkhla. Anyone who thinks it's easy should try it.

And I REALLY agree about old voice talent actors too. They had to do many different voices themselves, pre-computers, pre-super-sweetening. I HATE the stunt casting of animated stuff now too, and i curse Aladdin all the time as well, lol.

But would anybody really think that, say, Billy West and Seth MacFarlane aren't 'acting'? Because we can't see them?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Did Sacha give those hot bodyguards with the lemon sucking faces their pink slips now that his movie is out? Too bad. I quite enjoyed seeing them these past few months.

ecua said...

J-Ho, LeAnn Rimes, Rihanna and Kim Kardashian all in the same post?? GROSS!!! I can't decide who's the nastiest, most classless one!

__-__=__ said...

Smile Kanye! You're her bitch now.
#kanyeshrug

Popnursing said...

Methinks LeAnn just poked those holes in the target with her dragony claws.

parissucksliterally said...

Rhianna, another day, another desperate ploy for attention by wearing almost nothing.
'

Kim, wit the ankle strap shoes again. *rolls eyes*

McSpanky said...

I'm filing a formal complaint with the Enty Board for making me feel old. What the hell is a Winnie....omg, that's the girl from The Wonder Years!

parissucksliterally said...

wtf is that makeup on Jennifer Lopez? eeeeuuuw.

shakey said...

Your comments are cracking me up!

I don't like Kristen's dress. At all. And I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed Leann's taking the picture herself.

I didn't know Nikki Reed was married ...

Rihanna *is* wearing lovely beachwear. I could see the pattern around the waist done as a white ink tattoo. I wonder if she pats her nether regions while talking like she does while she sings.

I do enjoy Sascha. I hope he isn't the answer to the blind. Saw him on The Hour last night doing his Dictator schtick - he was quite funny. Totally think he's following in the footsteps of Andy Kaufman.

Selenakyle - I thought that was a tampon as well.

Love Danica's dress and shoes. For a skinny-minny, she doesn't look malnourished.

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Winnie! WOOOOOOW. Good god, that woman is gorgeous.

Rhianna's doing the hard shit. She's starting to waste away.

krk67 said...

Thirding the fact that doing voiceovers *is* acting... I deal with both VOs and on-screen a lot. We usually do more takes with VOs because it's harder to get it right.