Friday, May 18, 2012

Random Photos Part Two - Cannes

Suddenly Diane Kruger has breasts. Joshua Jackson doesn't even seem to notice.
Melissa George has them too and wants everyone to see.
Naomi Watts has been looking amazing the past few weeks.
Jada Pinkett Smith really must want a part in the new Star Trek movie. Either that or she is a huge Grace Jones fan.
Alec Baldwin tells a joke. No one laughs but him.
Shailene Woodley and Jessica Chastain
Jane Fonda gets on the optical illusion dress train.
Eva Longoria in another great dress.
Freida Pinto.

46 comments:

Beth said...

Freida Pinto looks like she's swimming in that dress. Too big. (the dress would look cool if it fit properly.)

Why is Melissa George famous? So overrated.

Elizabeth said...

Always like Naomi and Eva.

Alec and fiance' look great together but those photos of him carrying her up the stairs always make me see a thought bubble of him grunting in pain and thinking "this sounded so much better in my head".

MontanaMarriott said...

OMG those have got to be the most ugliest implants ever. She got them too large for her boney frame.

discoflux said...

Another day, another style I wish I could've talked Jessica Chastain out of...

MontanaMarriott said...

I have got to get the number of Jane Fonda's PS because that face looks flawless without making her look Asian and she is a what 70+ year old?

Jasmine said...

It should be illegal how effing beautiful Freida Pinto is- THAT face is ridic~

It's really disconcerting and weird to me how Alec is getting his old hotness back.
Whatever the combo is of working out and (plastic surgery?) his face is starting to settle back a little into his '90s hotness and I dont know how to feel about checking out someone who is literally my father's age. uhhhhhh
Damn you yoga for putting me in this uncomfortable position!

EmEyeKay said...

Celebitchy has a photo of JJ looking down Diane's dress, it's funny. How could you not miss those?

Melissa George drives me crazy in the same way as Busy Phillips. Not a good way. Ugh, yuk.

Naomi has a sunburn.

Jada - please, baby, don't do this kind of thing. We know you're a strong woman but that doesn't mean you need to dress like an alien.

Alec has alcoholic nose in this pic!

I don't know what Shailene Woodley is and I don't care to.

I don't think Eva's dress is great.

xoxo

Lucille

msgirl said...

I saw another photo where Joshua is looking down straight at Diane's breasts, ha! Usually Diane is perfect, but no honey, that's just too much.

Me said...

jada just looks disturbing. does she have a stylist?

RenoBlondee said...

Diane's boobs don't look fake, they look painfully pushed up to me.

Naomi looks way too fake tanned.

OMG, Jada looks like shit. Gack.

Eva is always gorgeous. Jelly!

anita_mark said...

Eva is so beautiful. She's like a perfect little doll. And she really knows how to dress for her height and figure.

Jada always looks awful. Always.

Frieda's shoes interest me but not for a red carpet, I'd wear them on the weekend with jeans.

Diane K's breasts look painful, they are way to pushed up so they look ridiculous. To me. A woman. I'm sure hetero guys have a different perception. Also, that dress is ugly, look at the hips. Anything that makes her look hippy is a bad idea.

Jane F looks terrible in that dress.

darcey said...

I'm in Cannes and saw Marion Cottilard and a few other folks yesterday. I don't know knows prettier...Diane Kruger or all the beautiful French locals.

We crashed a private party and EVERYONE brought along their Louis VUitoon or Gucci handbags....to a beach party. I'm from SO. Cali and this isn't something you do unless you want to show off. Maybe the French do it since they love fashion? I don't know.

Anyway- if u have the means this place is awesome!

Cindy said...

Are skinny breastbones in style these days? They look like crap -- skeleton crap.

sylmarillion said...

@Renoblondee, diane looks that way to me too. Really detest her dress. Doesn't fit right.

Jada's dress would be lovely on someone soft and curvy. On Jada, it looks harsh.

I'm probably from another planet, but who's Melissa George?

If I look a fraction as good as Jane Fonda at her age...actually, scratch that. Even at MY age she looks good.

Freida's dress: the dress underneath alone would probably look spectacular (with some nude fabric underneath, though). The white thing looks like something my mum would wear in the kitchen.

Seachica said...

Freida Pinto's dress looks like a tampon.

hunter said...

Freida Pinto needs a new/better stylist. Her dresses have been crap.

msgirl said...

I never watched Dawson's Creek only know JJ from Fringe but I think he's great - and so confident that he has no problem letting Diane shine and take the spotlight for days when it's about her. I really like the 2 of them together, very sweet..

0_0 said...

I approve of Melissa George. Nice boobs are the best accessory.

Pookie said...

diane kruger's boobs...are we sure that isn't maybe just the duct tape trick?

jada has such an incredible surplus of testosterone it freaks me out.

the baldwin fianceƩ is pretty there...altho i'm hesitate to like her due to her poor choice in mate.

frieda is too pretty for that linebacker dress. #dnl

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

My guess is that poor Diane's boobs are taped into place, and yes, that does look uncomfortable if not downright painful. Not to mention the marks the tape's going to leave when she can finally rip it off...

On the plus side, who would have guessed that Pacey would turn out to be such a handsome fellow? :-)

And yes, Frieda needs a new stylist; she's a lovely young woman, but the clothes we've seen her in so far at Cannes are NOT doing her any favors.

curlyhairslacker said...

Joshua Jackson, *swoon* too bad Fringe lost my interest, it used to be such a good show! I love him & Diane together.

CowPie said...

Jane Fonda- AMAZING!

Jada P. Smith- the rumors are obviously true... Just sayin.

bored soccer mom said...

I love JJ and DJ together. They seem so in love.

I havent liked Melissa George since Alias, when she was Vaughn's evil wife.
"Vaughn. Why are you wearing that wedding ring?"

Oh I still get chills!

RJ said...

@Jasmine, according to Alec, his resurgence of handsomeness has to do with cutting sugar out of his diet and doing more cardio. About two months ago I cut way, way, way back on all sugars but fruit. I haven't really lost much weight to speak of, but my skin is very improved and my eyes seem brighter and more youthful looking. I've read that it takes at least 90 days to really detox from sugar. I'll be interested to see if I continue to see improvement.

Jasmine said...

RJ- thanks for the tidbit regarding Alec and good for you!

I've heard about the "4 rule" regarding sugar- that is dont have food that has sugar listed in the first 4 ingredients- but this has proved to be SOOOO hard to maintain! So Im super impressed when people can do it :)

Seriously- they've added corn syrup into literally every fucking thing out there. Once I heard that corn syprup and it's counterparts actually help to increase your appetite and food consumption I've tried to stay away but it's in everything! Even breads that look healthy have it and even Special K has it listed!!!
LOL, sorry. Mini rant regarding sugar over :))

Agent**It said...

@MontanaMarriott , when you get J.F.'s 'PS' contact info, do let met know !

msgirl said...

Jasmine - I rant about that too, it's insidious and in EVERYTHING.

RenoBlondee said...

@Jasmine
So true about corn syrup being in everything! I don't eat sugar/corn syrup and most Nature's Own breads do not have it. I use the "Double Fiber" whole wheat one. Just an FYI in case you were looking for sugar free bread. :)

astrogirl said...

Freida would have looked amazing if she took that armless bathrobe off; the dress underneath is stunning.

astrogirl said...

Lol I meant sleeveless

RJ said...

@Jasmine, msgirl, and RenoBlondee - You are all so right about how insidious sugar and ESPECIALLY corn syrup is. I have turned into an obsessive label reader. I think cutting all types of sugar out of your diet completely is impossible for those of us with normal bank accounts. I'd say that I've cut my sugar intake by 80 or 85%, maybe more. One of the hardest things to cut back for me were lactose sugars. Those are the ones in dairy products. I love milk, so switching to unsweetened almond milk has been tough. I've heard there is a new unsweetened flax milk that tastes better than almond milk. Plain Greek yogurt is also a good dairy food without too much sugar. Plus, it is loaded with protein.

Jasmine said...

Thanks Reno- I'll check it out ;))

califblondy said...

While Jane does look awesome, she doesn't look like Jane anymore.

Jada needs to borrow some Diane's boob tape.

Jessie said...

Diane's cleavage is a thing at the moment. I don't know why but it is. And they're obviously not fake.

Naomi looks terrible. That bronzer on her face. And her arm are still white. No. Just no. Take a cue from Kidman!

Jessie said...

P.S. I think Naomi is beautiful so it annoys me that she has gone the bronzing route.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

All i can think is; Diane Kruger, wth! What happened to her body? She looks so skinny! And the boobs look way too pushed up. Don't think they are fake, just a good bra:P

FS said...

Ladies who want to wear deep V front dresses, please meet me over here at camera 3...

Ladies (and Jada), there comes a time when a deep V front dress is not for you. Passing decade 3.5 and/or having and breastfeeding children could be indicators of that time. Admittedly, it's different for each lady. It is possible that you can prolong that time with some well placed sewn in padding and/or body tape, but if you put your deep V front dress on and your nipples are pointing downward or at -25 degrees or worse, than it's time to stop wearing dresses that don't allow for proper supportive undergarments. Okay, let's get back to camera 1.

Frieda is gorgeous, the dress not so much. (And my apologies to Jon Stewart for stealing his bit).

bobbi_1025 said...

Ugh I know right? When I was very sick and under weight I saw a pic of me at my sis's graduation and I looked like that. You could even see my top ribs below it. I cried and went and bought some protein shakes.

McSpanky said...

Exhibit A: Frieda Pinto shows how to properly secure one's ladies in a cuttothere gown.

Exhibit B: Jada "I flip my boobs back and forth" Pinkett.

shakey said...

Maybe Diane is wearing the new Victoria's Secret push-up bra. That dress would look better on someone who has the boobage and hips to fill it out properly.

Love the commentary, FS!

Jada, Star Trek 2 has already started filming. I'm sure if there are Romulans in this one, they've already been picked. Unless you're doing Battlefield Earth II - then carry on.

Alec didn't put enough zinc on his nose.

It is my fervent wish that Eva does a cameo on the Young and the Restless, especially now there's a big storyline around Isabella's and Paul's son. I like her dress here, but I could see it on someone with a little more curve, and full-length.

Sarah said...

Jessica Chastain and Frieda Pinto could be so much MORE. Their perpetually poor styling just detracts from their natural beauty. Could you girls PLEASE pay a proper stylist? For God's sake, I'm not in Hollywood and I know the names of the good ones. Jessica works constantly, she can absolutely afford it.

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Jada needs to get them man tit-tays in check...gross. And how many rolls of duct tape did it take Kruger to get those grapefruits together like that?

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

"Freida Pinto's dress looks like a tampon."

Who the hell noticed her dress? Her face is a masterpiece, she can wear whatever she wants.

Gabi said...

Yep, Jada put those saggy tata's away!!

Agent**It said...

Jada looks like a left over from the Galactic Confederacy. Double agent.

lzahart said...

Diane's boobs are def pushed up (crazy pushed up from the bottom) and not fake. She wears way too much sample size designer couture stuff to get a boob job-- that shit only fits right if you are spare up top. Agree for her it's a better look to not push up so aggressively.