Friday, May 25, 2012

Ted C Blind Item

Have we mentioned that Chiquita is, well, bananas?

If her using her man-trapping nether regions to sleep her way to the top (or at least to primetime) or that outrageous diva 'tude (seriously, who does this broad think she is?) wasn't enough to convince you, well, maybe you're just as kooky as Chicky is!

Which means you'll love her latest party trick:

Not only does Chiquita make it a habit to hook up with at least one costar per party, natch, but she's taken to a stripping routine of sorts.

At a recent A-list fĂȘte attended by our brassy babe and her coworkers, partygoers were left shocked when Chiquita cut a line for the bathroom and disappeared inside.

Well, the cutting wasn't actually what had jaws dropping—Chiquita is way too famous to wait in lines, of course—it was what she revealed when she left the powder room.

Which was her lingerie.

Yep, Chiquita hit the bathroom, stripped off some clothing and returned to the party in her hot pants like it was totally normal. And that's how she entertained for the rest of the evening: in her pseudo-birthday suit.

On second thought, guess I'm not too surprised. She's always been more likely to bare her body than her soul.

AND IT AIN'T: Blake Lively, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emily VanCamp

12 comments:

Vicki Cupper said...

Betty White.

EmEyeKay said...

Ted's Chiquita blinds are SO NOT BLIND. He must really dislike her.

Green Wave Gal said...

AnnaLynne McCord or one of the other 90210-ers?

Mary Stewart-McGovern said...

Everyone over at E! thinks this is Naya Rivera (sp?) from Glee.

FSP said...

Betty White it is.

Rawsterdam said...

It's suppose to be Naya Rivera

And I guess the video of her on a pole isn't helping either.

EmEyeKay said...

^That's what I'm saying! He doesn't even try to make it difficult.

RenoBlondee said...

^Exactly!

Amber said...

Are all the girls from Glee just totally insufferable, or what? Seriously - never heard a single good word about Lea Michele.

Tru Leigh said...

Chiquita makes think of a Latina.
Can't see Sophia Varges or Salma Hayak going sans pantalones. So it's either Naya Rivera or her Uncle Geraldo for me.

Mark B said...

The "Bananas" thing makes me think of Gwen Stefani, but it's probably not.

LinLin said...

Paz de la Huerta