Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Today's Blind Items - Dancing With The Stars

Once a season I like to pull out three or four items that have been passed along which are usually easy, but still can be juicy.


#1 - This pro dancer has received middle of the night drunk calls from a B list actress who tells her to stay away from her man.

#2 - This male pro dancer has been trying to get producers to get rid of another male pro dancer because he stole his girlfriend.

#3 - This female pro dancer spent so little time with her celebrity that it was no wonder he got eliminated early. The pro dancer kept spending time with this other male celebrity dancer trying to get him to ask her out. She is basically begging at this point.

#4 - Speaking of begging, this former B+ television actress who does nothing now, asks her pro dancer out everyday. And by out I mean to have sex with her.

#5 - This celebrity who was eliminated was such a complainer that people were calling her Kate Gosselin Jr.

55 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Not a watcher so I will enjoy everyone else's response.

RenoBlondee said...

So are these all supposed to be from this season only?

Frufra said...

I dunno - let me call my mom for a DWTS blow-by-blow! She's all in with that stuff. Spent ten minutes yesterday breaking it to her that Melissa Gilbert's had work done.

Oh, and from a couple of seasons back - the nice Kardashian boy is just misunderstood and needs to get away from those corrupting sisters - ha!

Rickatoo said...

4 - Melissa Gilbert

Beth said...

3. Karina (William Levy)

4. Melissa Gilbert

5. Martina Navratilova

Beth said...

1. Derek Hough (B-list actress?)

RenoBlondee said...

#3. Karina and Gavin. With her begging Val?

#4 Melissa asking out Maks

#5 Sherri Shepherd

SkittleKitty said...

I don't watch the show, but I will still make a go of:
#3: whoever Gavin Degraw's partner was (?)
#4: Half-pint Gilbert

anita_mark said...

@Frufra, do we have the same mother? I so enjoy the American Idol recaps. She knows I don't watch and and she knows I don't care about it but she still asks if I saw it the night before and when I sigh and say no, she gives me the blow by blow. It's awesome!

I don't know who any of the dancers are (and I don't care) but I do want to know who the "stars" are.

neller-time said...

Maks is hot this season. I'd let him get it. lol I don't think he'd bang MG though. #yuck

shakey said...

Has Maksim stolen anyone? I bet he and Derek Hough don't like each other.

Haven't watched this season, but I'm interested in seeing this thread.

Princess said...

#3 Cheryl Burke and whoever
#4 Kirstie Alley

RenoBlondee said...

I can't think of a guy celeb on this season that has a B list actress gf for #1
Anyone?

Me said...

1-Cheryl. But now William and his GF split.
2-Mark/Derek
3-Anna
4-Cannot believe this. Melissa and Maks hate each other.
5-Martina

KaySea said...

2) Mark and Derek are best friends and have a band together, so I'd be surprised if one was trying to get rid of the other.

3) And Anna is happily married to Jonathan Roberts. My money would be on Karina for this one.

cdanluva said...

Urkel - for all five blinds

McSpanky said...

See, now this is a show I have never watched. Not one cha cha cha. But I let others have their show without bitching. A-hem.

ChasingHeaven said...

Martina seemed to have a good attitude with DWTS, I don't think she'd be a complainer but I could wrong.

farmgirl said...

#1 is Heather Locklear calling whoever Jack Wagner was dancing with

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farmgirl said...

and there is no way Martina was the complainer. It has to be Sherri.

beth said...

#4 must be aimed at MG and Maks as there's no one other than MG in this season who fits this clue, but it's just not true; they actually cannot stand each other (see, e.g., Maks basically implying that MG was making up her head injury, which later turned out to be a concussion) and spend as little time together as possible.

Frufra said...

@anita - we're living the same life! That's word for word how the conversations go, swapping DWTS for AI, of course.

And though I don't watch, I'll go back and read all the guesses here - gossip is gossip, after all :-).

Beth said...

Funny, I think I misread #1. I thought it was an actress on DWTS calling and threatening her partner.

donner said...

i think I'm kinda glad I don't watch this show...my friend loves it tho and gets into the drama....

HalleGoLightly said...

God I hate "DWTS" (and all reality TV).

Cake said...

cdanluva- lol!!

Steppy said...

#4 - Many people have said Kirstie Alley.
I guess that's pretty logical, there was an interview with her recently (last few weeks?) where she said she fell hard for her pro.
She's one of those people that despite her issues, has maintained a decent level of popularity. I think people like her because she human. How many other actresses would have done Fat Actress??

Presto said...

I watch this show, mainly because of the female hotties (especially Chelsie Hightower), and interest in ballroom dancing. Here's my take on the blinds, assuming they're all this season's:

#1 Cheryl/William is the only couple I can think of except the B list actress doesn't ring a bell. That constant jubilant look on Cheryl's face this season leads me to believe that they are doing the mattress mambo.

#2 I'm guessing this would involve a newbie or lesser known pro since the veteran pro's love lives are usually public knowledge. Has to be someone like Tristan or Val.. and who's not gay ;p

#3 Yeah this sounds like Karina going after William Levy. Especially now that she's single. And Russian girls are straight to the point when it comes to what they want. They don't play games.

#4 Only "actress" among this season's group is Melissa Gilbert. Maks doesn't seem to hate her based on his body language during shows.

#5 Probably Sherri but something tells me it's really Gladys!

Brenda Love said...

Hopefully today's blind items are vanilla enough for haters.

msgirl said...

#5 is most definitely not Martina! She's always been a great sport.

Mooshki said...

LOL, McSpanky. It seems like the high road is hard to find these days!

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uberbaldy said...

When is "Dancing with the stars" going to change it's change to "Dancing with people you may have heard of at one time in the last 10 years and probably have no context for who they are"?

Other then Urkel I have no idea who is on this season or any other but all of these people sound like their lives are incredibly tiresome.

B. Profane said...

@Mooshki--You wouldn't know, 'cuz you ain't looking for the high road, sister.

Notice that none of these fit Martina? Class act, that lady.

crila16 said...

Melissa Gilbert used to be an A list actress, not a B+

crila16 said...

Melissa Gilbert used to be an A list actress, not a B+

Lori said...

I'm not a fan of this show, but I'll gladly read your guesses:)

astrogirl said...

@uberbaldy. Hilarious and true for me too

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astrogirl said...

@B I like your humour; you're refreshing, erudite and very witty.

astrogirl said...

@brendalove. Whenever I read vanilla, I think Ted Savage

Mooshki said...

Hey, B.? Whatever crack you're on lately is wack. Seek help.

B. Profane said...

Hey, Mooshki? You're not fooling anyone.

katsm0711 said...

Everyone, call your mothers and get her guesses. Everyone's mom in the whole entire world, black, white, christian, non-christian, left-handed, right-handed watches Dancing With the Stars.

Mooshki said...

That's not surprising, since I'm not trying to fool anyone.

GladysKravitz said...

Hey B. Profane? That attack was completely unprovoked. To tell Moosh that she doesn't look for the high road, out of nowhere---that was just rude.

Jasmine said...

B.Profane, dude what's up?
We've all felt the shift since himmmmm came on the scene and our little community expanded. The blinds seem longer and more dramatic (and sometimes distasteful) and after the NY article about Enty those who had always been conspiracy theorists screamed it louder than ever (and some newbies joined in on the fun as well).
But lately you've seem extra agitated and in the mix hard core in almost every post, ala Rita but worse, like Rita on crack with spite and meanness thrown in the mix.
You're an insightful dude, no doubt. But jabs at Enty, and now at looooong time regulars who've been here practically since the site's inception like Mooshki is just showcasing how you're shadowboxing widely in all directions and this is really doing nothing but ostrasizing your from both regulars and newcomers alike.
Chill please. You're above this troll-like behavior :)

KT said...

#2 has to be Maks and the guy he wants to say adios to is Derek.

cousinit said...

#1 Rick Foxx (girlfriend is Eliza Douchebag) & Cheryl

cousinit said...

#1 Rick Foxx (girlfriend is Eliza Douchebag) & Cheryl

cousinit said...

#1 Rick Foxx (girlfriend is Eliza Douchebag) & Cheryl

Vaness1233 said...

I believe # 2 is Maks dating Peta and the male pro who wants him off show is Damien. He was dating Peta and now no mention or pictures of them together

EagleEye said...

It's 100% not Sherri Shepard The entire cast and crew loved her; everyone cried when she was eliminated.