Monday, May 14, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Sex Deal

This couple is A++ list. You would be hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple anywhere. Not that long ago there were lots of infidelity rumors that plagued the couple. It seems that the man in the relationship just could not control his sexual urges. Never mind the fact that if he destroyed the couple with his infidelities that headlines would follow everyday for a year, he still had to get some sex so he did. Well, his significant other who was never much for sex decided that the brand and the couple was really important so promised her significant other they would have sex everyday for a year if he would behave. Previously they had sex about once every two months. Just like everything she puts her mind to she followed through and the couple had sex everyday for a year. For that year they were never apart and even when he was tired or complaining she would not give in. Well, after a year, it stopped. In fact, almost everything about them has stopped. Rarely even seen together any longer one of the downsides to their year of sex was they found that they go through periods where they really can't even stand to be in the same room. What was supposed to bring them closer together actually ended up driving them apart. Now instead of a sex deal, what they have is a deal where they try to be photographed together once every two weeks otherwise they spend most of their time apart. Right now their image keeps them together and nothing else.

172 comments:

Frufra said...

BP and AJ?

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Sherry said...

Going with the obvious...Branjie

cinefile said...

Beckhams.

Em Cue Em said...

Jay-Z and Beysus

BitterBlondin said...

The Beckhams.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I thought of the Smiths. Not that Jada is A++, but he is.

Cake said...

When were there infidelity rumors about Brad?

Jennifer H. said...

LOL, obviously not Brangelina!

MontanaMarriott said...

You tend to see BeyZ together especially lately, I am going for the Beckhams since he has been to sleep around.

Blankverse said...

I think it might be Angie and Brad. Wasn't there a story over a year ago about his 'attractive assistant'?

SusanB said...

There's no one more A++ than Branjie. It's almost too obvious.

MacVixen said...

I soooo want this to be The Brand, oops I mean Brange, but I don't think so. Beckhams sounds like a good guess except I don't think they could be defined as biggest celebrity couple out there. That title strictly belongs to Brad & Angie. I can absolutely believe it's the image that keeps them together, but too much in this blind does NOT sound like them...

kcqueen said...

That was a confusing blind but the omly thing that came to mind was Will and Jada.

Jennifer H. said...

Not a bad guess since their have been infidelity rumors about him.

califblondy said...

Tom Cruise (sex urges with the fellas?) and Katie.

Or sadly, the Beckhams.

Angelina has always bragged about loving sex too much for this to be the Brange.

Cathy said...

Really? Angelina Jolie "was never much for sex?" I don't think this is them...

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Totally sounds like the Beckhams to me.

"Just like everything she puts her mind to she followed through and the couple had sex everyday for a year."

Italicized refers to her eating habits.

Vivster said...

I thought angelina was the one with infidelity rumors. "Never much for sex" doesn't seem to describe her. I am going jay z & beyonce.

Farm Girl Pink... said...

Oh come on now.... It has to be our boy Affleck! haha!

But it looks like it could be any of the couples already listed.

I don't see a red flag hint, within the blind, to make me think it is anyone in particular.

Beth said...

The Beckhams

Say what you will about Brangelina, but I've never gotten the impression that they treat themselves as a brand.

Also, the BI takes pains not to identify their occupations, rather than simply saying actor/actress.

Unknown said...

Will Smith and Jada

Jennifer H. said...

I haven't heard of infidelity rumors about Brad and, if nothing else, Angelina is well known for her enjoyment of sex. Neither one seem to fit this blind past the A++ description. They aren't the only cream of the crop couple around. There also has NOT ever been an entire year that they've been together in the same place everyday.

MISCH said...

Brad and Angie shared one of the nannies...and there is probably much more....I can't imagine either one being faithful.

Princess said...

Definitely Brad and Angie.

perfecttt2 said...

Beyonce and Jay-z - there were many rumors of his infidelity. And Angelina definitely does not fit "never much for sex"

Princess said...

Wow the Brangaloons descended quickly here.

Cathy said...

I like the Beckham guess... with their fragrances, they literally are a brand.

ghost said...

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

RenoBlondee said...

It can't be Brad and Angie because I don't think she ever was "not much for sex".
I'll go w/ Beyonce and Jay or I really like the Beckham guess. Are they considered A++ though?

Doc Girl said...

What about Depp and Paradis?

billybob said...

Didn’t Angie’s last husband say that sex with Angie was like fukkin a couch?

Jaye-Dallas said...

Just going to throw this out there...

Ben and Jen G.

selenakyle said...

As much as it would pain me, perhaps Barack and Michelle Obama?

But I never heard any hints of him being unfaithful...

And she prolly packs a mean punch. She's 1000% ladylike, but she's not exactly dainty or weak.

Kelley B said...

What about Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady? Her not being that into sex could explain why she stayed with Leo DiCaprio so long. And Tom did leave his pregnant girlfriend for her so the infidelity thing kinda sticks.

I also like the Beckhams as a guess.

Moosefan said...

Tom Hanks and Rita? Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta? There are many more A++ people out there.

Dulcinea said...

I'm surprised no one has mentioned John Travolta and Kelly Preston?

Jaiden_S said...

Since the female isn't into sex, it can't be Brange. Angie loves her some sex. I'll go with either Jay Z and Beyonce or Gwennie and her hubby, whose name escapes me.

Ben and Jen would be a good guess, too.

Jennifer H. said...

I like the Beckhams guess, but how did this Year O'Sex fit in with her recent pregnancy? And doesn't he go all over the world playing soccer? Does she go everywhere with him?

Still doesn't feel like we've hit it yet.

Frufra said...

Ok, ok, I'll recant the AJ and BP guess! Now I like the Beckham guess better - I like what Cathy said about their name literally being a brand - good thinking!

Basil said...

While reading this, the only couple who popped into mind were the Smiths.

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Snowstorms said...

Maybe that is part of her "brand." and Ang hates sex behind closed doors. Opposite of good girl in public, sex kitten in the bedroom? And I happen to love them together, just a thought...

Angela said...

Totally the Beckhams.

I would never call Angelina asexual or a prude and the only way Will would agree to have sex once a day with Jada would be if she wore a fake beard.

Notice that the BI mentions that "the couple" is A++ and that they're a contender for "biggest celebrity couple anywhere". Pitt and Jolie are A or A+ individually. The only way David and Victoria are A++ is as a couple. David Beckham is a brand, and isn't as good at soccer as he was a decade ago (and he was never even the best player in European competitions).

Kelley B said...

No I think about it, I remember hearing David Beckham get interviewed on the radio before his daughter was born and the DJ (I think it was Ryan Seacrest) was addressing some rumors about their sex life. One rumor was that Victoria had a rule where they had to have sex either every day or a certain number of times a week. I can't remember which though. So they really do seem to fit. Although David never really confirmed that rumore I don't remember him totally denying it.

Kelley B said...

No = Now

TheEntrepreneursWife said...

I'm on the Beckham train. Think about how they have marketed themselves as a couple with the photo ops, et al.

Maybe it stopped because she had the kid?

Sad that the brand seems to be bigger part of the equation than their children.

gradybridges said...

Why are people guessing Will Smith and Jada when Will is gay and Jada is too(prob)

Only A++ couple on the planet is Brad and Angie.

annabella said...

the smiths are not a brand. nor are gwynnie and the coldplay dude. I don't really consider beyonce and jayz, or aj and bp a brand either.

the only 'brand' couple among the guesses so far are the beckhams.

Baskingshark said...

Will Smith & Jada? She is hardly A+++, however.

Except for the A++ celeb status and judging by what went on when they were still here in the UK it could very, very easily be The Beckhams. The Beckham woman craves fame and the bit about whatever she sets her mind to could easily refer to her dogged pursuit of it, given the wreckage she left in her wake, her refusal to give up after all her post Spice-Girls disasters in the UK and her dogged determination to get to the US when she was advised that she couldn't turn things around in England.

kelgela said...

Will and Jada... First and only couple that popped into my mind.

It can't be the Beckhams... I love them too much.

Lioness70 said...

The Beckhams. They're a brand. Brangie is a tabloid fascination, not a brand.

FluffyElmo said...

I think this is definitely Gwyneth and Martin. There were a lot of infidelity rumours around him and I can see her as not being all that interested in sex. It also only says they are A++ which they are in their different fields.

What clinches it for me is "the brand and the couple" since she's been focused on building GOOP and an apparently solid relationship is key to that image.

NKirsty said...

The 'Beckham' brand is well known...and as a couple they are big everywhere - "hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple anywhere" - thanks to his time as a Premier League football player.

They may not be A++ separately but together they definitely are. They are much bigger as a couple than they would be apart - "if he destroyed the couple" - and she needs the brand. Without it, she is nothing.

Grey said...

Also think this is the Beckhams...

Brad and Angelina's secrets I have always assumed are drug-related
Not marriage/sex related

Cathy said...

So many of the couples listed are couples where at least one of them is a beard... Travolta/Preston, Will/Jada, Tom/Katie... given that she insisted on having sex every day for a year, I really don't think the woman in this blind is a beard. This really seems like the Beckhams to me.

Jennifer H. said...

Well, I guess we can rule out Arnold and Maria! :-)

I can think of many A++ couples, but so far none purposefully present themselves as a "brand" like The Beckhams do. "Brangelina" is a tabloid nickname. They don't present themselves as joined at the hip or sharing in every endeavor.

Another Josh said...

Jada and Will seem to fit to a T. The blind states that the "couple" is A++ list, not the individuals. Rumors of Will's infidelity were all over the press recently, and now they are occasionally seen together being all lovey dovey for the cameras so as to not damage the family brand. It has to be them.

hunter said...

Yes, I'd have to get on board with the Beckham guess, he is VERY well known for his cheating ways unfortunately.

The part about when exactly they would be able to be together everyday has me confused though.

Jay-Z and Beyonce are also a good guess.

Cathy said...

@FluffyElmo - Paltrow and Martin are rarely seen together and in Enty's last set of reveals, he revealed that they were using his tour as a trial separation. I'm guessing that the "year of sex" ended in the last year or so, so I really don't think this is them.

McSpanky said...

This totally explains that constant scowl on Posh Beckham.

Audrey said...

The Beckhams. The blind doesn't mention "actor" or "actress".

pilly said...

Angelina is The Bonk Monster

Unknown said...

I thought Brad and Angie until I got to the second sentence, then it was clearly the Beckhams in my mind.

Only thing is, the line "headlines would follow everyday for a year," read like a clue to me, but I couldn't figure out the reference.

lunaire said...

Yup, totally Becks and Posh.

MISCH said...

Lets be honest actually being sexy and looking sexy or have others perceive you as sexy are totally different things. It's an illusion.
Do I think Angie likes the place she's in right now, yes, it certainly beats who she was before Brad.
It could very well be them....maybe this will be revealed.

MadLyb said...

I'm going with the Brange. Of course she's going to say how much she likes sex, but that doesn't mean she does. She seems a bit cold and the image thing completely fits.

seaward said...

I don't think I'd consider the Beckhams A++. Maybe in the UK? But anytime I make a mention of them to anyone I know, I have to then explain who they are. I really don't think they are *that* well known outside tabloids & gossip sites.
I have been straining to think of who else it would be other than Brad & Angie, but I think it's them. I remember years ago he was rumored to have had a fling with a young girl on a movie set & Angie swooped in and was on the set every day till filming stopped. Wish I could remember which movie it was. And Billy Bob has made remarks that make it seem she is not that into sex. Yeah, she comes across as a nympho, but I think that's just an image. And the "brand" that so many of you are getting hung up on, I'm thinking IS their family. THEY are the brand. There's no way someone who carefully orchestrated her image to go from crazy blood wearing brother kissing nutjob, to UN ambassador mother Theresa almost overnight, doesn't look at herself and Brad as a brand.

MyMamasChild said...

I'm not sure if we can count out Brad and Angie. They are by far the most famous couple. Is Will and Jada, David and Victoria, or Jay and Bey more famous than Brad and Angie? I think not.

seaward said...

Tabloids are still making speculations about Brad & Jen Aniston. Surely if he & Angie broke up, we would have AT LEAST a year's worth of headlines about them.

happygrl said...

Bill and Hillary! ;)

WW said...

Also, it says "significant other," not "wife." Will and Jada and the Beckhams are both married couples.

Andrea said...

My first thought was Depp and Paradis, but thinking outside the box how about Prince William and Kate Middleton? Kate has never seemed very sexual to me, while William is supposed to have lost his virginity while quite young. They are definitely a brand and the tabloids would go crazy if Will cheated.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

I agree the Beckhams, but I like the Gwyneth/Chris guess as well.

joymama said...

I was thinking Tom and Rita too.

mazshad said...

Don't want to think it, but agree with Beckhams.

Mhdz said...

I really like the Beckham guess.

karenab said...

I read this as the Beckhams all the way through. A celebrity couple - not described as Hollywood or actors. Rumours of Davids infidelity have been circulating for years. And they are totally a Brand - The Beckhams - perfume, clothing etc. Everything she puts her mind to - Spice Girls, 'Beckhams'the brand, clothing, fashion icon. You see tons of pictures of her at airports, lots of pictures of him and the children, but pictures of the both of them - not so much!

Barton Fink said...

Oh my heck, I can't believe I read all these comments and feel no closer to an answer. Lotsa good guesses, but -- Essentially we are looking for a celeb couple whose sex life has gone South. No other details, really. I don't like this blind.

Tia said...

wow you all are to literal in the A++ catagory....in a whole other universe, Twiland, full of creepy psycho Twihards there is only one A++ couple KStew (lesbo? Bi? Asexual) and Rpatz ( Drunk? Gay? Bi? sex crazed fruitloop?) there whole celebrity is built on being THE Young Hipster couple. Gossip mongers have been making big bank on the whole are they/ arent they for years.

ms snarky said...

Posh and Becks. Absolutely.

Mxyzptlk said...

Will & Kate?

CarolMR said...

Andrea, William and Kate is a great guess. And Selenakyle's guess about the Obamas is a great one, too. But they are both married couples. I get the impression from this BI that this couple is not married.

Joanne said...

I am with karenab. The deliberate lack of mention of actor, movies etc tells me it is the Beckhams.

Cathy said...

@Tia - it sounds like you live in that universe.

Mindreader said...

"decided that the brand and the couple was really important" ….this line makes me certain, it’s David & Victoria Beckham.

Tia said...

before you jump on my guess , what talent limited couple are making movie after movie, what couple of greasy dirty hobos are Glamours (UK)best dressed, who is all over biggest fashion magazines in THE WORLD, reping fashion houses, who everytime they open their collective mouths in interviews comes off as WTF yet has a rabid following plus has been on every blog for the past years with their " unconventional, the real thing arrangement" if you need anymore hints check out who's all over every other blog today.

tamarind said...

o.k. so this blind is sad. why would anyone want to be obligated-everyday?

Tia said...

cathy they have been clogging every gossip site for years, I left multiple sites because if I had to hear about them one more time, or Twilight I was going to vomit- today, AGAIN, it was all about Kristen on other sites, and multiple blinds exactly like this one and they were all guessed to be those two. Everyone of us in gossip land have heard about those two the blind is about the couple being an A++ brand, not individuals but if you believe Angie is asexual or Becks and Vicky had sex everyday for a year well , that is entertaining as well and thats why we gossip- for entertainment!

Sylvia said...

Sounds like the Beckhams..

Topper Madison said...

A++ strikes me only as BP and AJ. Price William can cheat all he wants, and probably already does. He's going to be King of England. I think mistresses are part of the job.

No solid idea, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Brangelina "engagement" news recently was staged for press. I mean, they have six kids already. If they really wanted to get married for the kids' sake, they'd just tie the knot when they were on a fishing boat on the Amazon one day. Why all the hype and publicity, unless your relationship is a product you're marketing?

I smell the George Clooney school of matrimony P.R.--two weeks after the girlfriend talks publicly about marriage, the news hits of their breakup.

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libby said...

'Headlines for a year' could be a very thin clue, because England's football championship (whatever it's called officially) was awarded over the weekend. that's an annual thing, right? And at one time Beckham played for Manchester United (right?), who thought they had the championship sewn up until Man City won their match. It was supposedly one of the best matches ever. Huge story this AM. Enty's got soccer on the brain today, this is the Beckhams.

"....set her mind to" doesn't that sound exactly like Posh? She had to do something when Spice Girls were through...and snatched up David Fucking Beckham. Even Vicky's figure is a calculated sacrifice--she'd rather be thin than eat. Very disciplined, controlled. I could see them staying together for the Brand AND the kids. I have no doubt they really love their kids.



And to whom it may concern: I don't think there are any 'Brangeloonies' here. Simply not hating the beautiful/popular kids doesn't make one a loonie. We can be disagree about which stars or gowns we like without the divisive and TRITE name-calling.

chopchop said...

I think you're on to something, Tia. Great guess!

carolinec said...

Enty says "significant other" - not spouse- could this mean the couple is not married?

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MadMarlin69 said...

Bill and Hillary

angel said...

This should be glaringly obvious based on the first two sentences alone - Brad and Angie - but the rest of the blind doesn't read like them, particularly regarding his cheating. Plus I always assumed they have an open relationship due to her active bisexuality.

Since the blind always refers to them as a 'couple' and not once as married, I'm guessing that rules out the Beckhams, and all other marrieds.

I think Enty's celeb grading system is much too strict to give Rob P and Kristen S a A++.

And after all that I'm stumped.

Sherry said...

I totally have to recan on the Branjie as well..Switching to the Beckhams as I can see them as a brand. And, wasn't there a rumor or BI that after the baby she totally spurned him? Also there was that rumor about him and the prostitute so perhaps she gave into him as a promise for him not straying. But then he does travel for games so they couldn't be together every minute. See this was why I thought it was Branjie.

And CZJ and MD seem like an option but he was hosipitalized over the last year for his cancer. And her too with her plastic surgery no doubt..Dang *scratches head*

angel said...

Sherry, is it like Enty not to refer to a married couple as married? He refers to them as a couple but never married.

Sherry said...

And yes I can't see Angie NOT into sex. Seriously? Not in this universe.

Nichole said...

Not sure how well this fits with all the clues, but Naomi W and Liev S did have some infidelity rumors at one point. And she shows up in today's photos. But, not sure that they're A++ or that they're all about their brand as a couple.

barleye said...

JAY Z AND BEYONCE...for a few reasons...the line "hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple than them" and the line "he still had to get some sex so he did" sounds like the woman was pregnant possibly in the late stages. "just like everything she puts her mind to" could mean bailing on destiny's child and going solo and whatever else she's done since it took so long for her and jay z to even acknowledge being a couple...

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beth said...

This is obviously not the Beckhams. Posh just had Harper... So either they made this deal while Posh was pregnant (implying that they did have sex pre-deal) or they didn't stop even though Posh got pregnant and still had sex everyday while she was pregnant (even in month #8 or whatever). That's ridiculous (and would have been alluded to in the blind).

kcqueen said...

The only couple that would be talked about for a year would be Brad and Angelina, I think. I could care less about Posh and Becks. I guess Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban don't quite fit A++ list.

It always seems as though B&A really do enjoy each other's company though.

dizzyeggs said...

what about nicole kidman and her singer husband...? she strikes me as someone who doesn't care too much for sex. and some of the 'razzi photos of them with their kids are tension filled (in my minds eye at least)

MyMamasChild said...

Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy? Never trust anything green.

Frufra said...

Isn't there some book out there ( I think in the Christian women's bible study universe ) about having sex every day for a year? I know that sounds weird and is slightly OT, but I'm gonna google check that vague notion.

libby said...

maxpower03--I apologize for my timeline. I was never a fan of Spice Girls, but I even knew they were done about 2 months into their 'careers.' I'm sure Posh did to, she's no dummy.
I didn't paint her as fame-hungry here, though others have. I said she wanted the best and she got it. 'anything she sets her mind to', as a matter of fact. Except that damned Vogue cover. lol

Beckham got his fame on every continent through his foot, not his wife. He may have made tons more money from her marketing advice (and her part of the brand), but kids all over the world look(ed) up to him for his athletic talent. Vicky didn't teach him soccer.

Frufra said...

Yep, it's called 365 Nights, by Charla Muller. And it does have a women's bible study associated with it.

libby said...

*too*
(I do know the difference!)

lollydarling said...

"No way is this the Beckhams. They seem genuinely committed, and the infidelity was once many, many years ago and there have been no infidelity rumors since."

You're joking! There have been hooker accusations several times, and he's made big fusses/promised to sue the tabloids who have pushed the stories. And then.... no lawsuits.

libby said...

Someone clearly has skin in the game, lollydarling. lol

misspoppypants said...

I TWI-ed TWI-ce to make sense out of the TWI-hard post but the syntax and misspellings and run ons intercepted me. However, I got the gist and I think it's a good suggestion. I just don't think there is a bigger couple than Brangie, and I also tend to think of them as Hollywood royalty on the order of Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward or Bogie/Bacall and, even though I don't like either of them, I don't think anyone outranks them in the +++ category. Their brand, as someone said, could be their family and their foundation. That said, if I lower my standards and gloss over the hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple, etc., I have to go with the Beckham's even though Brad's over played mug just got branded by some product. Wasn't the baby drama between them a blind, she being bitter about it? She disappeared after the birth and I remember thinking she was never around anymore. He's constantly alone with the kids, seems kind of sad and very happily attached to them at the same time. I've never seen her smile or grin, ever. I love his 1000 watt smile. Are they CO$?

misspoppypants said...

OT, Can someone please tell me why ENTY hasn't covered Gavin Smith ir if I've missed it? He gave face time to a girl who saw Lindsay take out her trash, so I'm thinking he would rank a little higher.

misspoppypants said...

Kate and William? Infidelity? I'm not buying it. I think they are the real deal, have a very sweet relationship and everytime she rewears an outfit and a pair of shoes I like her more because she's down to earth enough to know she's going to pay for that crime in the tabloids, Kate Repurposes Her Skinny Jeans Again! I don't think he's going to pull a Prince Charles on her.

Mooshki said...

Why not go with the obvious - Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel?

liteNOTSObrite said...

Jessica biel and justin timberlake

liteNOTSObrite said...

Jessica biel and justin timberlake

misspoppypants said...

@libby, you sooo stepped on a maxpower grenade on that one..You made a MAJOR ERROR. Can not compute, Error error, system must reboot. Too funny, skin in the game. I hope someone is here to checkmate me too if I ever got so wildly out of pocket as you did there. ;)

Beta said...

my guess, the brange.
If you guys read bohomoth its "proves" (describes) their life as being a PR manipulation.
http://bohomoth.com/2012/02/28/celebrity-x-public-humiliation-now-shes-an-international-laughing-stock-how-long-until-brad-leaves-angelina/
even lainey called them out on the engagement (and she's a certified loon)
http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Celebrity/20026/Details/23248/Angelina-Jolie-waves-engagement-ring-around-at-the-Roosevelt-with-UN-promotion

tge beckhams are also a great guess too

astrogirl said...

Brand Beckham all the way. I dont doubt they love each other and are good parents but David is just like all those other guys in sport, cheered on and encouraged by his teammates.

Off topic I know someone who signed a confid for Tom Cruise.

Village said...

At first I though Willard & Jada, but with a reread I think it's John Travolta and Kelly Preston.

it took forever said...

Astrogirl do spill the tea! def The Beckhams

CarolMR said...

If this is the Beckhams, I don't think headlines would follow every day for a year. Maybe in the UK, but not here. I don't think that many Americans really care about the Beckhams.
The Obamas, the Clintons, Kate and Will breaking up...THEY would generate headlines every day for a year. But they're all married, not "significant others."

misspoppypants said...

Don't you think every day for a year is a bizarre phrase? Everyone gets silent on 365.75. Its not an idiom or anything and who would care about anyone for that long to have a headline every day? 9/11 yes, but no one gives that much of a shit about a celebrity's life, not even Brad and Jen got a headline every day. Im not being super literal, I just think it's an odd clue that sticks out like a sore thumb. Any detectives have a source for it?

Elizabeth said...

I don't think it's the Beckhams because she gave birth to Harper not long ago. I don't see them making sex a requirement for 365 days in a row surrounding a pregnancy.

I thought Tom and Rita briefly but every day at his age? Naw.

I think Brad and Ang, from the "significant other" to the whole "brand" talk which they are all about. I think Ang's sexual reputation is PR. If they split up, half the country will laugh. If he leaves her, she will lose about five rungs on the ladder and he will have abandoned the children. They are stuck together. And you can't say Brad doesn't cheat - he already did! He went into MAMS cheating and she obviously knows that.

nunaurbiz said...

If you start having sex before midnight, stop for awhile and then start up again after midnight, does that count for each day?

Just sayin'

LOL

Scotiantexan said...

Jay Z has a line in Hard knock Life that says "You'd be hard pressed to find another rapper hot as me"....could be a clue from Enty...

Rose said...

I don't think this is The Beckhams. They just had a baby 9 months ago and she had PP depression. They seem to enjoy each other and I wouldn't say they were basically the biggest celeb couple in the world.

ATLBrvMom said...

This is WAY more 'The Becks' than Branje. Isn't Ange the sex-crazed one in the relationship anyway? Posh just seems ice cold, brand conscious, and steely enough for this to fit perfectly.

Anotheramy said...

I feel like we are overlooking a couple. The whole A++ thing and bigger couple is throwing us off.
According to this web site, Bey and Jay are the hottest celebrity couple and I think its them. He has had quite a few infidelity rumors, and since her pregnancy was faked...

http://www.zimbio.com/100+Hottest+Celebrity+Couples+of+2012/articles

astrogirl said...

@itookforever. It was when he was still with Nic and used to spend a lot of time in Sydney.

He didn't go into details, except to say he was gay with a capital G.

short le chic said...

I'm fully going with B and Jay. The girl seems to be holding on real tight. Him? Not so much.

libby said...

I think the best clue is the first: "You would be hard pressed to find a bigger celebrity couple anywhere." Anywhere.

David Beckham is a name & face known on every single continent. He is the LEAST FAMOUS here in the States, yes. But famous 'anywhere'? Beckham. Even in relatively undeveloped African villages, if there's a television anywhere in town, they will know him. Beckham.

Sarah said...

The only couples springing to mind that match the status are Brad and Angelina, Jay-Z and Beyonce, and - off the wall - Prince William and Kate Middleton. I guess at a push Gwyneth and Chris, and Tom and Katie could fit.
The last sentence reads to me as though this couple don't have children, as that would be an additional reason to stay together.
May be way off base, haven't yet read the comments

CandiCanee said...

Brangelina clearly. Any other time everyone wouldve jumped on the significant other clue. But its Brad and Angie so of course they must be totally happy and in love. Anyone else but them ftw.

warmislandsun said...

Posh and Becks.

MadLyb said...

Yes, I posted this earlier, but this is definitely The Brange. How sad is it that a couple stays together because they are "A Brand". What kind of world do we live in? Soilent Green is Peeeooople!

MadLyb said...

"Soylent". Can't forget the "soy", being a vegetarian and all...

MISCH said...

Call me crazy but I think Brad is trapped, he is caught in an insane relationship and stuck with 6 kids...I know he wanted children but somehow I don't think this circus act was what he had in mind. I don't care how much money they have or how much help they have day to day life must be very stressful. In fact work must be a blessed relief.

chapp.show said...

I think the k-stew r-patz guess is on point. There have been tons Of rumors of him cheating, and her having little interest in sex. They are only together to promote the twilight "brand" and next year the last installment comes out, thus them having the tabloid headlines everyday for the next year. They might not be as big as brange but I don't think a++ is a huge stretch.

ParkerNosey said...

I'll go with Jay and Bey. Blue ivy being the brand to protect. Sticking it out for the kid/brand.

WW said...

This HAS to be Brangelina. There is only one bigger celebrity couple on the planet: William and Kate. But it's not possible for them to have a sex-every-day-for-a-year pact. He was stationed overseas for six weeks of their yearlong marriage.

DueDiligence said...

Will and Jada is the only one that fits.

shakey said...

I was standing in line at the grocery checkout today and saw a French magazine with a picture of a crying Angelina on the cover. It mentioned how she was heartbroken over love letters he sent to another woman and that she was no longer wearing her engagement ring. There was a third thing, but I can't recall what it was.

Based on that, I say Brad and Angie.

Elizabeth said...

The ring's pretty ugly, maybe that's why she's not wearing it?

Steppy said...

Pitt and Jolie.

But their "brand" is important, so they got engaged!

Centaurea said...

No way is it Will and Jada. She would never have sex with a man every day for a year. A woman maybe. Brangelina isn't together every day.

christinak said...

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith...without a doubt

Goodnight said...

T believe it's the Beckinghams, and here's why:

1. Victoria is known for gritting her teeth and getting it done; she has several kids and a fashion empire, yet she also travels to almost every one of David's games, follows him everywhere, eats and exercises obsessively. She is a driven woman.

2. There have been a lot of stories about David cheating and their marriage being on the rocks.

3. They are definitely a brand now. They went from 'Posh Spice' and 'David Beckham' to 'The Beckhams'. They even have their own fragrances, together. No other Celeb couple is really thought of as a brand more than those two. They're always called 'The Beckhams', whereas other famous couples are usually called by their individual names or a portmanteau.

4. I don't think the 'sex every day' means literally every day - just think about it, basically no celebrity couples are ever together every single day of the year. Perhaps it means 'sex every night that we're together'

D. K. Kurtz said...

I can't believe I scrolled more than halfway down before anyone guessed Pattinson and Stewart. "Headlines for a year" could *only* mean them or Brange. No one cares about the Beckhams or any of the other suggestions enough to worry if one is pining for the other, or if a reconciliation is imminent, or if someone is seeing someone new, any of the other faux-interest items that carry a story that long.

And "I'll have sex with you for a year" sounds like something a teenager or someone in her early 20s might propose. And I recall they were photographed together a lot last year. And now, not so much.

andel said...

While I do like the R-Patz Kstew guess, isn't the couple apart a lot filming? They wouldn't be able to have sex everyday if they weren't always living in the same country.

Im going with the Jay Z beyonce guess. Wasn't there just a blind thought to be Rhianna and pointing to her cheating with Jay Z?

MISCH said...

Since Kristin is gay I doubt she'd have sex with Rob for a year straight....

MadMarlin69 said...

Bill and Hillary

Carol D. said...

Jay-Z and Beyonce!

Clue #1: Jay's "hard knock life" lyrics include the phrase "hard pressed...."

Clue #2: "Destroyed" = Battleship Movie (which starred Rihanna, with whom J had an alleged affair.

crila16 said...

Well...there aren't that many A++ couples out there. It's either the following.

1. AJ and BP (Don't think it's them, because they just got engaged...plus AJ she seems to LOVE sex.)

2. Jay-Z and Beyonce

My guess...Jay-Z and Beyonce. Jay-Z has had cheating rumors about him, and Beyonce seems kinda prudish. She also was never really pregnant, so they definitely could have had sex this past year every day.

crila16 said...

PS...Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are NOT an A++ list couple. They would both have to be an A list in order to be an A++ list couple. Jessica is lucky to be a C+ actress.

Jay said...

I'm sorry, but how can ANYONE consider Pattinson and Stewart A++?

I'm guessing the prince and his wife.

They just celebrated their 1st Anniversary hence "the next year" comments.

Mooshki said...

"They would both have to be an A list in order to be an A++ list couple."

I don't think so - the ranking is for their fame as a couple, not for their individual talent. I'd call Kanye and Kim an A+ couple right now, because everyone is talking about them.

Kirstine Steavenson said...

My first thought was also Brangelina. But there haven't been many cheating rumors. However, the brand comment rings true, and I think she would be willing to put up with his cheating if it means keeping him, at least on paper. It would seem odd though, now they are engaged, if they can't stand to be in the same room anymore.

My next thought was Michael Douglas and CZJ. He's a known cheater. But he's been ill. Does he have the strenght to chase skirts?

RPatt and KStew are a possiblity, but are they A++? Has the bar been lowered that low?

Kirstine Steavenson said...

I'm leaning more and more towards the Beckhams.
Without him, she's just a Spice Girl. She seems like the type who put image first.
And god knows he's a cheater.

Elise said...

Let's look at this rationally. Firstly, doesn't this woman ever have periods? And as someone has said if Victoria B were pregnant for some of this time, there's no way they could have sex every day, at least not after the third trimester.

But on a more realistic note, an A++ couple don't get to be that by being at home every day. They have to travel for their work, and if there are children involved, or they each have their own interests apart from the 'brand', it might not always be possible for them to travel together. If it's not David and Victoria B, but some other Hollywood A list couple, they have to be apart sometimes to go on location.

I know enty would like to think that people spend their whole lives shagging each other, but in reality that's not possible. So it seems to me that if this blind is true, it might have started as 'I promise we'll have sex more often if you stop playing around' by the female half of the couple, then by dint of Chinese whispers became 'every single day'.

KT said...

Tomkat is the winner IMO

Tru Leigh said...

Elise, periods are not a sticking point. They can be manipulated by the pill, or they might not be put off by earning the red wings. Oral could also be included in the repetoir.

However, the travel/location thing may be. The Becks live and work in LA, she has no place else she needs to be, gods know. Hot and cold running nannies would take care of the kids, so they could very well always be together for a year.

Loki Bewitched said...

Huh - I was thinking GOOP & Chris Martin, because of the "agreeing to be photographed every couple of weeks" thing. I've seen him in interviews, and for the most part he comes off as likeable, and Coldplay does have a massive fan base. Plus, Gwyneth seems to have her hand in every pot so to speak, and something about that smatters of distracting herself from her own unhappiness, no?

Candy said...

Juston Timberlake ans Jessica Biel?

Candy said...

Dang phone..I meant Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

News said...

I remember the year David Beckham was in all the magazines in the world (even in The Economist magazine) and they said they were a brand so they would never divorce.

BECKHAMS, too easy

Unknown said...

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin