Thursday, May 24, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Squeaky Clean Tweener

So, last fall, this male A list tweener singer had a group of people over to his house. His B- list actress girlfriend was not among those invited. As the 15 or so guests walked in the house they all were forced to hand over their cell phones which were put in a basket and then locked away in a separate room until the end of the night. Then, the squeaky clean singer pulled out some pot and took turns inviting guests into another room to smoke with him. While he would smoke with them he would also hit on each girl who was at the party and they were mostly girls. Mid to late teens and no one older than 18 or so. When he would talk to one who was younger than him he would say he preferred older women. When he did find one who was older than him, he would invite them into a different room and spend time alone with them one on one and then remind them not to talk about what happened. Several times during the night he got calls from his girlfriend and he told her he was just hanging out watching football with some guy friends. I wonder if he got the pot from his A list singing friend who started off in the business at about the same age.

48 comments:

spacecowboy78 said...

Biebs, Selena, Usher. Where's that reveal for 10K Twitter followers?

The Wiimonster. said...

justin beiber and usher

The Black Cat said...

Awwwww, Selena is way too good for this jerk.

goheels83 said...

I can't imagine having to grow up in a fishbowl. Thank God there weren't cameras following me 24/7 during high school/college for some of the sh*t I did.

seaward said...

This sounds like the most boring "party" of all time.

nolachickee said...

So the Biebs is a freakin' tool. Run Selena, run.

GSDlover said...

Justin can't even make a party sound exciting, seriously why do people like this kid?

RenoBlondee said...

What you guys said.

Grey said...

Anyone else getting a little tired of the tweener blinds and tweener blind reveals?

I feel like the past 6 reveals have been tweeners or reality stars.

Kisha said...

I swear, The Biebs was SO stoned on Ellen yesterday.

EmEyeKay said...

@seaward, ha! just what I was thinking.

Enty has something for Bieber lately.

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Cathy said...

This blind sounds an awful lot like that other one that we realized yesterday was about them too.

Unknown said...

That kid is on fast track to self destruction - he has a very short career life and I think he knows it. His father is more like his cool older brother who wants fame..

Lori said...

oooh biebs! Btw, has anyone seen the Stevie TV version of the biebs? Hilarious!

cageykiwi said...

Justin Bieber tweeted he broke up with Selena answer to blind

NapAssasin said...

I don't exactly give shit about NKOTB Now that I'm an adult. Beiber better realize girls are fickle and grow out of that phase. He's a dick from what I've read & I hope he geta what's coming to him. AND HIS MUSIC IS FUCKING TERRIBLE!

hollywood dime said...

he's 18 and a multimillionaire. what do you really expect him to be doing? this party sounds no more exciting than any "senior ditch day"

@ Kisha I thought he was baked on ellen too!!!! especially when she was asking him the about the rule will smith laid down...I thought for sure he was going to mention "no drugs"!!!!!

Ellen said...

Biebs for sure. He is the tweener version Ben Affleck.

Karen said...

Biebs is a douche.

boomom22 said...

@Karen I second that. Can't stand the little wiener.

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Del Riser said...

Good, Selena is off the hook.
The Biebs is a dweeby little tool, and I can't imagine that most of us here are one bit interested in him or what he does. Enty stop, please!

califblondy said...

I'm with Seaward, my Mum could throw a more exciting party than this. BFD, now pass the onion dip.

Monica said...

can people stop saying, "Run, ___, run"? It's on almost every comment post thread on this site.

Agent**It said...

If this is going to Enty's 10k reveal he should repost the originals Bi's ?

...and the original blind ..

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, 2007
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/08/cr-goes-awol.html

ms snarky said...

this creepy kid is just so wrong. I turn the channel if there's even the smallest threat he might turn up. Short shelf life, indeed!

Amber said...

It's annoying that this kid is going to go down in some big scandal vs. just fading away. He's such a smug little prick.

crila16 said...

This isn't even a blind. Biebs all the way.

TheBarberLady said...

Beiber ftw! But Usher was in the biz at about 12.

TheBarberLady said...

I don't know if anyone watch the BBMA's but Beiber was frickin AWFUL. Can't dance, can't sing apparently now that puberty has settled in. Short shelf life, indeed!

Brooke said...

Ewww Bieber is so gross! Creeper all the way. Still proud to say I've never heard a single song of his, and don't ever plan to. Someday he's going to be considered an adult and need adult fans, and he'll have none. His fame is short-lived.

Mademoiselle said...

Obviously Le Biebs, but this also makes me think there is a lot of truth behind the Mariah Yeater claim. Because, as I so clearly recall, he is yet to supply DNA for the paternity test and Yeater is much older than him.

Sylvia said...

Too easy. The Beaver who is so annoying with his stupid hair, his clothing attire and just plain stupid little girl.

Florin said...

I'm sad to say that, at his age, with his money and popularity, I probably would have tried the same thing. Thankfully I grew up. Hopefully he will too.

jgirl828 said...

Wow enty just give it away.....Justin, Selena, and Usher

Nina Roux said...

here's the juciest blind you'll ever read: a child is given access to everything s/he could ever want ever before they're 18, without anyone ever saying "no" to them. and then s/he turns into a huge raging asshole who is reckless and careless! S/he doesn't know how to behave with dignity, class or maturity and is incapable of living like a normal human being or functioning with any sense of humanity because they've been treated like a god their whole lives!
guess who...

Basil said...

I listen to the radio regularly, and I have yet to hear one Bieber song.

Trixie said...

At least he is smart enough to take away all the cell phones/cameras. That is more than most of these famous people do.

Barton Fink said...

Something infinitely sad about this blind. A young kid hiding in a basement, having strangers brought close to him and led away, surrounded by mistrust and starfuckers. I'm starting to feel bad for the kid.

Ingrid Superstar said...

So what, did he have the line up and go into the room one at a time and take a hit or two with each person? Fucking weirdo.

And I don't care how "cute" they are, confiscating my cellphone and telling me afterwards not to tell anyone about what happened = me blabbing it to everyone I ran into for life.

Syko said...

Proud to say I've never heard Bieber sing, nor have I seen him anywhere but the internet. And I'd like to keep it that way, thank you.

nettalovesrobin said...

Aww he had a pot party! Big deal!

AprilShowers said...

You know what you should do then? RUN,MONICA...JUST RUN

AprilShowers said...

You know what you should do then? RUN,MONICA...JUST RUN

therealjadedentrepreneur said...

Oooooh, someone smoking pot. Big fucking deal.

The Angry Observer said...

this is so canadian. please enty, bring the juice back. bieber items are so boring.

Sherry said...

Anyone remember Donnie Osmond and David Cassidy? Look where they are now.