Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The British Love Their Dogs


The British love dogs and horses. Sometimes they might love them a little too much. A court in Gloucester, England is hearing a case that involves a man (photo above) who got kicked out of the house he was sharing with his girlfriend. So, he went back to his ex-wife's house. The man made a move on his ex and she said nope. So, according to her anyway, the man sought comfort with her bull mastiff dog. She says she caught them in bed together. He denies it but does admit he was naked in bed with the dog. The woman called the police. Now there is actually a jury trial going on about a man having sex with a dog. Seven women and five men are deciding the man's fate. Judging by the DNA evidence, and yes, the police took DNA evidence, it does not look good for the man.

26 comments:

cheesegrater15 said...

He went barking up the wrong tree.

FSP said...

He should hook up with Aubrey O'Day.

a non a miss said...

thats kind of a huge ass dog, my brother has a bull mastiff and that dog is literally 200 pounds. He stepped on my foot once and there was a paw shaped bruise for weeks. He is the nicest dog ever but his head alone is twice the size of my own.

FrenchGirl said...

why am i laughing?

Agent**It said...

Sorry, but this is now the bottom of the barrel. They have 2 children together.

Cassiopeia said...

You guys are killin' today with the comments. :)

goheels83 said...

Is this better or worse than the guy who f*cks his car?

firebugDVM said...

Gag

cheesegrater15 said...

Goheels, worse. The car isn't a living creature with feelings.

auntliddy said...

Ewwwwwwww! Whatever he did, I dont want to know!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

yup this is the first blind I've read where I don't want to know who it is. Good comment there Vicki!

goheels83 said...

True Vicki.

People are sick. Ugh.

annabella said...

he raped a living thing. never funny.

Caraface said...

@Vicki - I came here to say that. I am now slinking away in shame.

Marie Lexingdale said...

Fucking sick.

Marie Lexingdale said...

Fucking sick.

Cathy said...

Until I got to the part about DNA evidence, I was thinking his wife was just trying to make him look bad - like if he was in bed naked UNDER the covers and the dog was on the bed. But if the DNA evidence is legit, this guy has some serious issues.

Marie Lexingdale said...

Fucking sick.

MISCH said...

You just can't make this stuff up...

MadLyb said...

Animal rape is horrible. Poor dog. :(

Anonymous said...

That is absolutely disgusting. As Janeane G. said in "The Truth About Cats and Dogs," you can love your pets, but don't LOVE your pets. Also, I'm wondering how he was able to, um, be the pitcher to the dog's catcher, if that is what happened? As others have said, bullmastiffs are huge and hella strong.

Tempestuous Grape said...

I do not approve of this post.

RenoBlondee said...

omg @Temp Grape Perfect!

billybob said...

A pity the dog didn’t bite his cock off!

Ingrid Superstar said...

Oh Crikey!

Del Riser said...

Rape is rape, I don't see his hands but I assume he has them, he should have used them. Poor dog.

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