Were you invited to Matthew McConaughey's wedding? Well, before you pack up your bongos and medical marijuana cards, you might also want to make sure you bring a sleeping bag and some bug spray. Why? Matthew has everyone sleeping outside in tents. Now this is Austin and this is summer. I'm wondering what guests he has invited to his wedding and which ones will actually sleep in the tents? Let's go through some of the people he probably will invite and whether they would stay in tents.
Saturday, June 09, 2012
Sandra Bullock? That is a tough one. I would say yes, but she has her own house there so I will say no.
Renee Zellweger? I'm not sure they talk anymore and I would say no for sure if she was invited.
Channing Tatum? For sure, but Jenna would complain about it all night. So, she will get hammered and keeping screaming out, "Magic Mike. I want to see Magic Mike!!"
Kate Hudson? Yes, she would. She would be scared the good pot would disappear if she left.
Sarah Jessica Parker? If they actually liked each other, then still a no.
Zac Efron? See Kate Hudson.
Jack Black? Yeah, but would you invite him? He is the guy who will be bringing out the guitar all the time and trying to get everyone to sing along.
Tom Cruise? He sends his regrets and the most expensive gift received.
Penelope Cruz? She probably would.