Saturday, June 23, 2012

Hello Jessica Simpson


So, yesterday there was a series of photos that showed Jessica Simpson getting out of a car. Lets face it. The photos that have been coming out of Jessica have not been the most flattering photos ever. I'm sure she looks way better than the angles and photos show, and Jessica believes that too. So, she decided to tweet a photo yesterday. I'm not sure that the photo she chose would be my first choice. In the Tweet she asks if her breasts are street legal and also with that wide open mouth, I have to say she looks kind of porny. Is this her way of distracting the world? Remember, she chose this photo to show to the world. This is not a pap photo. What was she thinking?

54 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

She *is* pushing the baby carriage there, but she's just plain showing off her awesome cleavage.
My boobs looked like that after I gave birth too. I don't know that I'd tweet it to the world though.

Sherry said...

She was thinking about showing her best assets. Hey babe, if you got it flaunt it. I haven't seen a pic yet of the baby but I'll bet she's a cutie.

nolachickee said...

I'm sorry, but she looks like a Real Doll for chubby chasers. I'm being harsh 'cause yes, she choose that photo to put out there.

donner said...

Well "Porny" is Lainey's word for her, so i think its the right one, Enty....

The Ghost of El said...

Damn whats the size of those things O.O

O'Really said...

I feel bad for Jess and her new baby. I read that she cries because she would rather stay home and bond instead of going to the gym. I think she should have at least 6 months with the baby before weight watchers and the rest of the world puts any pressure on her to lose weight.

thisoldbroad said...

Maybe papa joe picked the picture.. I'm just sayin.

strawberrygirl said...

Two words: motor boat.

califblondy said...

Sherry, I think she's on the cover of People and the baby looks like Dad.

timebob said...

this is why i think her "billion dollar" empire is bullshit. If she had endless funds she wouldn't be a paid weight watchers endorsment and going to the gym. She would be sitting on her pile of money at home with her kid. Cuase you know the baby daddy won't be an earner.

She doesn't nearly have the net worth Papa Joe would like people to believe.

Popcorn Sutton said...

Maybe the deal was a good incentive to get her butt in gear and get her body back. Who knows?

This picture, like most things having to do with her, doesn't really bother me. They're boobs. No big deal.

Finlay said...

Wasn't she a double D BEFORE the baby? Those things must be filing their own taxes now. I think she looks fine in that pic though. Chesty, yes but no big deal. Otherwise she just looks like any other chick who's given birth recently. I think she tweeted that photo to deflect all the criticism and show she can laugh at herself, which she always seems able to do.

What's up with the clip on her top though, or is she now housing giant beetles in her cleavage?

MommaBear said...

Why does she insist on wearing sunglasses that mirror the size of her breasts? Not at all flattering.

NernersHuman said...

She's got enormous cans to begin with, add nursing on top of it and you've got...well, that photo.

Frufra said...

My SIL has boobs at least as big as Jessica's. Can't speak to why Jessica chose to tweet this particular pic, but can say from knowing my SIL that tops that are not revealing on most women can look obscene on the big breasted. It can be really difficult to wear anything with any type of neckline besides turtle.

Teresa said...

I'd be willing to bet the clip is a pedometer...prob. out exercising with the stroller?

Angela said...

"What was she thinking?"

Jessica Simpson does think?

FS said...

I agree with Finlay, Jessica probably sent this photo out to have a laugh. My goodness, my back hurts just looking at her breasts. Hope she has good support bras and not those ridiculous "sports bras" that don't even have cups.

MISCH said...

and exactly why doesn't the trainer come to her ? I'm sure she has plenty of room for a gym...and Eric can work out also he's no light weight.

EmEyeKay said...

I don't find anything about that picture attractive.

musesx9 said...

@Finlay...you made me laugh out loud! Thanks!

timebob said...

she has to go to a gym so the paps can get their daily pictures of her. Home gym won't do that. She needs the media attention to survive.

Sarah said...

Jessica could breast feed the west coast with those milk bags.

She's a mother now, and I find this photo to be extremely tacky and unbefitting her new status.

jg610 said...

what was she thinking? LOL Jessica has great people behind her which is how she became so successful, but she has to be one of the dumbest celebrities I have ever heard speak.
I would almost be afraid to know what she was thinking.

jg610 said...

@OReally... nobody is pressuring her to lose weight. Signing with Weight Watchers was HER decision. If I was offered $4 million to lose 50 lbs i would do it with a smile on my face.
Nobody forced this on her but HER. We should all have such problems!

supapimp said...

Stinky butt!

O'Really said...

I politely disagree jg. All of the unflattering photos of a woman who just gave birth is downright mean and puts pressure on her to lose the weight at an unnatural rate. If she'd faked the whole thing like Beyonce did, I'd expect a miraculous weight loss. She didn't though so I cut her some slack. Bonding with your newborn is more important than fitting in your old bikini any day of the week.

Lucas said...

She's not as dumb as she would have people believe. And I think she knew exactly how that photo looks and shows a healthy sense of humor by posting it.

luckylass said...

I agree, she has a sense of humor and is showing off her best assets. Lots of celebs start wearing low cut tops too show off the post pregnancy cleavage. It is styling 101, emphasize the good, camo the bad.

tamarind said...

ok so i have to comment...is that her phone? keeshe needs to read this...http://www.sfgate.com/health/article/Keep-that-cell-phone-out-of-your-bra-3248898.php

anita_mark said...

Twitter + low self-esteem = this nonsense.

She's an attention whore of the highest degree. She cries because she wants to stay home with the baby? Then stay home. Good Lord, save any sympathy for people who deserve it.

ghost said...

I can't help but feel badly for Jessica.

nancer said...

i'm with you anita_mark. well put.

and why in the hell would anyone feel sorry for her? she's making a ton of money for getting fat---it's probably why she GOT that fat during her pregnancy.

no talent, no class. why is she famous again??

hairydawg said...

The phone in her bra is Papa Joe's new money making scheme. For just $2.99 per minute fans can talk directly to Jessica's tits!

sylmarillion said...

Looks like some kind of pager. Do those still exist?

AuntJess said...

Her back has to be killin.

Ja'mie King said...

Hahaha @ hairydawg...brilliant idea!

Cosign with the not feeling sorry for her. She's one of the few people that can stay home with her baby for as long as she damn well pleases. Call me cynical but that sounds like some crap she said just for sympathy. No one forced her to sign that contract with WW, or forced her to sell the baby pics to People, or any of the other ways she's making millions of dollars that *should* enable her to stay home with the kid.

And ITA w timebob, she goes to the gym so she can be papped. Someone of her net worth (regardless of it is...er..inflated for public perception) could afford a state of the art home gym in addition to a trainer. Hell, WW is probably paying for that, too.

auntliddy said...

I cannot fathom her reasoning. Wait, I can look worse? Look how pale I am? The only thing I hv going for me is big boobs? I am a giant hooter? Dint ger it at all!

Agent**It said...

@tamarind -very interesting article!

feraltart said...

As a big busted woman myself, it is very unflattering to have tops that go up to your neck. It makes you look twice as big. V necks, scoop necks and square (boat?) necks are a big busted girls best friend..

J.R. Clark said...

I always knew she was a mouthbreather.

Mojees said...

Most importantly, people still wear sunglasses like that?

kerri said...

That's kind of a dumb place to put a pedometer.... Imagine how much those things bounce around. Totally inaccurate reading.

Unknown said...

What was she thinking? She doesn't think, that's why her father still runs her life, she's not smart enough to run her own empire, and she sure wasn't smart enough to create it. Can you imagine the level of stupid when just she and her boyfriend are alone in a room? That's why she posted an unflattering photo of herself, she's too dumb not to.

Jessie said...

2 cents: the open mouth makes her face look thinner. Just an unfortunate pairing with her cleavage on display.

parissucksliterally said...

she is so fucking desperate for attention.

it is fucking pathetic.

ureallyannoyme said...

Let's not forget: She wanted people to see this photo.

Even if you're well-endowed there are bras that offer support without mushing your breasts together like this.

I'm guessing she wants us to think she's sexy.

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Brenda Love said...

I just have to add this though no one will see it....when I was pregnant at age 23, I thought I knew how everything was going to be. I was going to have a baby, put it in daycare, keep working on climbing that corporate ladder.

Once the baby comes, everything changes. Nobody tells you how those feelings for your baby awaken in you. Climbing the corporate ladder became NOTHING to me, and I never had another child simply because I couldn't stand the daycare track I HAD to stay on to make a living.

The WW contract sounded good when she was pregnant, but I think maybe those sweet feelings are awakening in Jessica for that baby. But she's contract-bound. Yeah, I feel bad for her.

O'Really said...

Yes..this! Thank you.

Denise said...

She is a bit older than 23.
She is far from naive.

AKM said...

No talent? Really? She doesn't truly have a lovely voice? I have to disagree. I don't care for her pop style, but girlfriend's got the pipes.

And I think it's kinda cute. She's just trying to make the joke before anyone else did. Cut her some slack.

(Yeah, I think she's actually probably a sweetheart IRL and I don't believe the she-was-a-hooker stories, either.)

NYer said...

@strawberrygirl--you beat me to it!! My very first thought...

Lelaina Pierce said...

This is typical Jessica. Doesn't bother, shock or surprise me. Her boobs are HUGE.