Thursday, June 14, 2012

Kris Humphries Might Want To Stop Dating


Kris Humphries is not very good at this dating thing. First he marries a former porn star for money and fame and now according to TMZ, he says his most recent girlfriend who was not really his girlfriend but just was sleeping with her and he had his lawyers contact her to make sure she told no one that she was his girlfriend and then accused her of extorting him says that actually his non-girlfriend ex-girlfriend is a hooker and ran women out of her hotel room too. This is the same hotel where she works. Well, the hotel investigated and decided Kris' accusations were crap and now she is suing him for defamation. Can't two people just go out and date and have sex and be in the tabloids without all this drama?

20 comments:

RenoBlondee said...

I agree Enty. That is just ridiculous!

NapAssasin said...

Godamn he's dumb. I almost feel sorry for him for being so inept at living life. Almost. Hire a publicist - they'll save your ass a thousand times over. Or don't and continue to give us great stories.

NapAssasin said...

Godamn he's dumb. I almost feel sorry for him for being so inept at living life. Almost. Hire a publicist - they'll save your ass a thousand times over. Or don't and continue to give us great stories.

timebob said...

when you're below z-list you will do some pretty strange things to get some attention and everything in life is a money grab.

strawberrygirl said...

But this is so much more interesting. He looks like an ogre.

Ms Cool said...

This guy's picture is in the dictionary next to the word dope.

Bender Rodriguez said...

I thought I was the only one that thought this

Patty said...

She resembles Kim. He has lost any shred of sympathy from me for marrying that thing he married.

Dumb, dope, doofus.

EmEyeKay said...

This can't be all there is to it - it's too weird! Perhaps the tv show and publicity has gone to his head and he really thinks he can pull this stuff off... I dunno, the whole thing doesn't seem right.

He definitely has a type. The girl he was dating before Kim K. looked just like that, too.

anita_mark said...

Lots of girls look like Kim. I'm so sick of the black hair, orange skin and tons o' black eyeliner.

That said, the tabloids (and blogs) could just not pay attention.

crichmond1000 said...

Maybe he needs to re-evaluate his own priorities and quit dating people that look plastic.

Moosefan said...

You do not dip your pen(is) in the crazy ink.

Princess said...

A lot of his ex's also look like his sister (to me anyway)

Sadie Goes Electric said...

His taste in women is skeevy. Just like he is. I saw him on some interview after his fakeup with trashian and his mom was talking for him and he was staring into space with his mouth open. It was hilarious because kim knew all along how stupid he was i mean hes dumber than her. Thats why she married him.

Seattle_Strips said...

I'm glad she's suing him. That's a really spurious accusation. You don't accuse people of pandering or human trafficking just to be spiteful. These are serious crimes. Idiot.

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Seattle_Strips said...

Sorry for the double post!

WUWT? said...

I believe she could very easily run a prostitution ring out the hotel where she works and not have hotel "bigwigs" know. Unless one of them calls to become a client, they would not realize that a rented room (or a room occupied "of the books") is being used that way. I don't know whether she was, of course, and I do know he's stupid, but I'm weighing in that this is FAR from impossible.

WUWT? said...

*off the books
Sorry

New Life and Attitude said...

He is dumber than a box of rocks.

But I can't fault him on the fact that he has a "type." Most of us do. If you look at any of my exes and my current boyfriend you will see that most of them look fairly similar (I like a very tall, big guy with shaved heads and goatees, and tats are a plus).

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